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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

#what deep sea monster is this #video #history

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

#its the cute umbrella for me

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Please don’t get a mastectomy. You are clearly not making a sound mental decision. Genuinely do not have an elective amputation that is entirely unnecessary. Do not permanently remove a functioning healthy body part because you hate your body. Your feelings may change one day but you can never have your body parts back again

not only am i going to get my tits cut off, i’m going to enjoy it the entire time. i’m going to get off on it. and after i’ve enjoyed the intentional, erotic dissection of my flesh, i’m gonna go to the beach. and i’m gonna take my shirt off to show off the scars where they cut into me, and i’ll laugh so fucking hard. and when i laugh, stranger, it’s gonna be at you.

#me #also you can totally get them back #so. lie #im tempted to get fake boobies just for funsies if i feel like it #i think it would be funny #lgbt #trans

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it’s been 3 years since we were blessed/cursed with this post.

#💔

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I have to joke about these war criminals being clowns or else I'll go crazy thinking about how tragic and fucked up and in love they are

#woh #woh text

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"call me toxic" excuse me but I thought this is totally normal? 🤣

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so one of my favorite scenes in word of honor is after Zhou Zi Shu has bared his bosoms to the world like he spent time working at hooters revealing he's got eight nipples and a side dish of martial arts cancer leaving Wen Ke Xing to have Thee Only Gay Breakdown like it's raining (terminally ill men), the OST is going on in the background wkx is shaking and crying because his man, the love of his life, his soulmate, his moon and stars has eight nipples of cancer and eight nipples is totally something wkx could be down for he's from ghost valley he's seen weirder shit and more nips just means more to suck on and wkx loves to suck but NOOO the universe has to be against HIM SPECIFICALLY and how will he survive this pain, this torment, this agony????

meanwhile Gu Xiang shows up with an umbrella all like "master you're gonna die of martial arts pneumonia!!" and wkx is like "let me spit blood, let the streets be painted with the bloody bile of my broken soul!" and rips himself away from her b/c she wouldn't understand, no one understands!! and GX is like "is this an LGTV thing again???"

and just when GX thinks she's gotten through to her master BAM he smashes his flute against the bridge shattering it into thousands of pieces and everybody is like "not the phallic flute of metaphorical homosexuality!!!" and wkx is like "my dick is broken just like my heart!!" and GX watches him slink off like a raggedy ass wet cat in dramatic slow mo thinking "when he starts spitting up pneumonia blood I'm gonna have to clean it up fml"

#god this is so good #woh

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wen kexing vs ye baiyi + text posts (1) (2)

#woh #woh text

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ye baiyi + text posts (1) (2)

#woh #woh text

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#ITS LEGGIES #cats #video

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#animals #video

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

#hmmm im in this picture and i dont like it #text

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lansia viva

#stupid little thing #cats #video

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

#me not writing anything #im doing kinda well mentally #text

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#no #hideo kojima

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Wenzhou + handholding

Bonus:

#this is a drama about HANDS #woh

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Trust

English added by me :)

#HELP #video