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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU PT.4

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie

Words: +8.3k

Warnings: angst, anxiety, fluff, smut, fingering, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (obviously since this takes place in the 1600′s), multiple orgasm (god I’m not so good with warnings)

A/N: Part four of Forbidden Love for you guys! This series is coming to an end :( only one more part! I’m super sad since I really love this. I hope you guys enjoy this part as much as I did writing it!

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“Come on, Y/N. Today is a special day! Maybe there’s one for you this time,” Xena said as she laced up your dress. 

A sigh escaped you, and you looked at her through the mirror in front of you. “I don’t feel like it anymore, Xena. Why are the men here so different?”

“Well, I don’t know what kind of men there were with you before, but no men in the world are as charming as the ones here in Monaco.”

Yes, that’s right, Monaco. Queen Claudia had sent you all the way to Monaco. Almost 7000 miles away from your old home, the ship you were traveling on was docked and with a small bag of food and a few coins you were sent off the ship. One could think that you were now completely lost. You didn’t know anyone here, you were in a foreign country, and especially in a country where they didn’t speak your language. But the letter that you held tightly in your hand was the spark of hope for you. 

You couldn’t believe it when your father put the letter in your hand. After all, it was a letter from King Noah himself. Even less could you believe what you read in the letter. You only dared to read the letter on the ship that first night after you had made sure that no one saw the letter. After all, everyone on the ship knew that you were banished from the country by the queen. However, they didn’t treat you that way. The sailors and women were very kind and treated you like one of them. 

So, when you first set foot on the land of Monaco, you walked from the harbor into the city and made your way to a small pub. The last meal on board was already somewhat longer ago, and your stomach growled diligently. Once in the pub, you tried to communicate with what you had been taught on the ship. After all, the weeks on the ship had to be good for something. 

Alone in a corner of the restaurant, you unpacked the letter from Noah from the bag and looked at it closely. You had read it almost every evening to understand what it was about, but now that you were really here, you had to read it again very carefully.

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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU PT.4

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie

Words: +8.3k

Warnings: angst, anxiety, fluff, smut, fingering, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (obviously since this takes place in the 1600′s), multiple orgasm (god I’m not so good with warnings)

A/N: Part four of Forbidden Love for you guys! This series is coming to an end :( only one more part! I’m super sad since I really love this. I hope you guys enjoy this part as much as I did writing it!

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“Come on, Y/N. Today is a special day! Maybe there’s one for you this time,” Xena said as she laced up your dress. 

A sigh escaped you, and you looked at her through the mirror in front of you. “I don’t feel like it anymore, Xena. Why are the men here so different?”

“Well, I don’t know what kind of men there were with you before, but no men in the world are as charming as the ones here in Monaco.”

Yes, that’s right, Monaco. Queen Claudia had sent you all the way to Monaco. Almost 7000 miles away from your old home, the ship you were traveling on was docked and with a small bag of food and a few coins you were sent off the ship. One could think that you were now completely lost. You didn’t know anyone here, you were in a foreign country, and especially in a country where they didn’t speak your language. But the letter that you held tightly in your hand was the spark of hope for you. 

You couldn’t believe it when your father put the letter in your hand. After all, it was a letter from King Noah himself. Even less could you believe what you read in the letter. You only dared to read the letter on the ship that first night after you had made sure that no one saw the letter. After all, everyone on the ship knew that you were banished from the country by the queen. However, they didn’t treat you that way. The sailors and women were very kind and treated you like one of them. 

So, when you first set foot on the land of Monaco, you walked from the harbor into the city and made your way to a small pub. The last meal on board was already somewhat longer ago, and your stomach growled diligently. Once in the pub, you tried to communicate with what you had been taught on the ship. After all, the weeks on the ship had to be good for something. 

Alone in a corner of the restaurant, you unpacked the letter from Noah from the bag and looked at it closely. You had read it almost every evening to understand what it was about, but now that you were really here, you had to read it again very carefully.

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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU PT.4

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie

Words: +8.3k

Warnings: angst, anxiety, fluff, smut, fingering, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (obviously since this takes place in the 1600′s), multiple orgasm (god I’m not so good with warnings)

A/N: Part four of Forbidden Love for you guys! This series is coming to an end :( only one more part! I’m super sad since I really love this. I hope you guys enjoy this part as much as I did writing it!

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“Come on, Y/N. Today is a special day! Maybe there’s one for you this time,” Xena said as she laced up your dress. 

A sigh escaped you, and you looked at her through the mirror in front of you. “I don’t feel like it anymore, Xena. Why are the men here so different?”

“Well, I don’t know what kind of men there were with you before, but no men in the world are as charming as the ones here in Monaco.”

Yes, that’s right, Monaco. Queen Claudia had sent you all the way to Monaco. Almost 7000 miles away from your old home, the ship you were traveling on was docked and with a small bag of food and a few coins you were sent off the ship. One could think that you were now completely lost. You didn’t know anyone here, you were in a foreign country, and especially in a country where they didn’t speak your language. But the letter that you held tightly in your hand was the spark of hope for you. 

You couldn’t believe it when your father put the letter in your hand. After all, it was a letter from King Noah himself. Even less could you believe what you read in the letter. You only dared to read the letter on the ship that first night after you had made sure that no one saw the letter. After all, everyone on the ship knew that you were banished from the country by the queen. However, they didn’t treat you that way. The sailors and women were very kind and treated you like one of them. 

So, when you first set foot on the land of Monaco, you walked from the harbor into the city and made your way to a small pub. The last meal on board was already somewhat longer ago, and your stomach growled diligently. Once in the pub, you tried to communicate with what you had been taught on the ship. After all, the weeks on the ship had to be good for something. 

Alone in a corner of the restaurant, you unpacked the letter from Noah from the bag and looked at it closely. You had read it almost every evening to understand what it was about, but now that you were really here, you had to read it again very carefully.

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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU Pt.3

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie​

Words: +7.2k

A/N: Part three of Forbidden Love for you guys with a bit of drama going on! Hope you like it!

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Never before in your life have you run so fast. But also never before you had to run so fast. Having to run was a bit exaggerated, but you had no other choice. You couldn’t stand there in the hall any longer and listen to the bawling from the throne hall. Everyone was happy for the future king and queen, everyone except you.

In five days, you would have to watch Stiles say yes to another woman he didn’t love. Everything you had ever hoped for, no matter how far away the dreams were for you, was snatched away from you today.

Still with your hand in front of your mouth, trying to suppress several sobs, you ran back to the courtyard. Tears were already streaming down your cheeks and gathering on your hand. The many tears limited your vision and so it happened that you stumbled and fell. That was the moment when you collapsed. You didn’t care who saw you like this. You didn’t care about anything.

You couldn’t hold back your sobs anymore and so you whimpered loudly in the courtyard of the castle. You didn’t even realize that Alice had followed you and was trying to pull you up, but she couldn’t do it without your help. “Y/N, come on, not here. Anyone could see you here.”

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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU Pt.3

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie​

Words: +7.2k

A/N: Part three of Forbidden Love for you guys with a bit of drama going on! Hope you like it!

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Never before in your life have you run so fast. But also never before you had to run so fast. Having to run was a bit exaggerated, but you had no other choice. You couldn’t stand there in the hall any longer and listen to the bawling from the throne hall. Everyone was happy for the future king and queen, everyone except you.

In five days, you would have to watch Stiles say yes to another woman he didn’t love. Everything you had ever hoped for, no matter how far away the dreams were for you, was snatched away from you today.

Still with your hand in front of your mouth, trying to suppress several sobs, you ran back to the courtyard. Tears were already streaming down your cheeks and gathering on your hand. The many tears limited your vision and so it happened that you stumbled and fell. That was the moment when you collapsed. You didn’t care who saw you like this. You didn’t care about anything.

You couldn’t hold back your sobs anymore and so you whimpered loudly in the courtyard of the castle. You didn’t even realize that Alice had followed you and was trying to pull you up, but she couldn’t do it without your help. “Y/N, come on, not here. Anyone could see you here.”

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Forbidden Love - S.S. AU Pt.3

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie​

Words: +7.2k

A/N: Part three of Forbidden Love for you guys with a bit of drama going on! Hope you like it!

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Never before in your life have you run so fast. But also never before you had to run so fast. Having to run was a bit exaggerated, but you had no other choice. You couldn’t stand there in the hall any longer and listen to the bawling from the throne hall. Everyone was happy for the future king and queen, everyone except you.

In five days, you would have to watch Stiles say yes to another woman he didn’t love. Everything you had ever hoped for, no matter how far away the dreams were for you, was snatched away from you today.

Still with your hand in front of your mouth, trying to suppress several sobs, you ran back to the courtyard. Tears were already streaming down your cheeks and gathering on your hand. The many tears limited your vision and so it happened that you stumbled and fell. That was the moment when you collapsed. You didn’t care who saw you like this. You didn’t care about anything.

You couldn’t hold back your sobs anymore and so you whimpered loudly in the courtyard of the castle. You didn’t even realize that Alice had followed you and was trying to pull you up, but she couldn’t do it without your help. “Y/N, come on, not here. Anyone could see you here.”

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to be true, to not be true

summary: early in y/n’s and spencer’s relationship, y/n fears the growing distance between in their relationship, although what seemed to be possible infidelity, is actually much worse–for spencer. 

word count: 2,965                                                                                     reading time aprox: 10 mins

warnings: angst, cheating

a/n: this is my collab i did with @goldentournesol​! we both had so much fun writing it together, and i hope you can see both of our styles in this! part two will be out soon in steph’s blog, i’ll be linking it here once it’s published. enjoy :)

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The sunlight streaming through the windows made the hairs on my skin dance in glee, although it was the soft breeze invading the space that contrasted the radiant warmth. An equilibrium was achieved–a needed balance. The same can be said about the nerves crawling about my stomach and the naive excitement that made me light-headed whenever I was around Spencer. I glanced up at him from where my head lay in his lap. The reflected glow from the TV danced across his features making my heart jolt. My stare caught his attention and he sent me a small smile, his hand leaving traces in my hair. It was his day off and I had no problem spending it in suffocating proximity with him.

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Satisfaction Guaranteed (Chip Fic)

Request: i know this is weird, but maybe spencer or chip having a weird love/obsession with eating the reader out?

A/N: This isn’t weird at all. And I had to write this for Chip - don’t ask me why. I just knew it had to be Chip. Couple: Chip Taylor/Fem!Reader Category: Smut! (NSFW) Content Warning: Mild cheating (grinding), domestic abuse, heavy petting, oral (female receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, mild dirty talk Word Count: 7.3K

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There’s a quote, often misattributed to Einstein, saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I’ve never been much of a believer in the idea underlying the quote, especially in reference to people. After all, people can change, right?

That’s what I had to tell myself. I had to believe that people were capable of change and that one day, if I fought hard enough or right enough, things would change. I had to tell myself that because I knew that if I stopped believing it, I wouldn’t have any sanity left.

But there comes a time when your voice is so hoarse from screaming that you can’t fight back. Any attempt to speak comes out in broken shouted whispers.

“Do you think you could just—“ I tried to beg my husband, but he stopped me before the request had even left my mouth.

“God, do you ever stop nagging?” he barked, “I swear, you haven’t used your mouth for something useful in years.”  

The words feel like knives on my skin and ice in my veins, but the implication wasn’t even the most painful part; it was the audience to the insult.

“Chip, do me a favor and find a way to make her shut up. I’ll pay you double,” my husband joked, turning to the man sitting on the floor next to the other door with the knob in his hand.

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If You Still Want Me - Chip Taylor

When Chip takes the pretty girl he met at the bar home, it’s for a very different reason than for what he originally imagined… up until it’s exactly what he had imagined.

A/n: This is my first fic for one of MGG’s other characters! If you all like it, then I can do some more Chip or some of his other Characters too! Enjoy!

Category: Smut

Content Warnings: Drinking, possible intended SA, physical fight, sex, softdom!reader, sub!chip

Word Count: 8.5K

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I didn’t know I was tightrope walking until the weight I was carrying became too much and I lost balance. Plummeting down to earth without knowing whether or not there was a net at the bottom to catch me. Or maybe it was more like dominoes, where part of me would fall and it would take the rest of me down with it. Everything decided to go wrong at the same time, leaving me to create a life for myself different from the one I’ve always known. A new town every few months, a new job every few weeks — I changed everything about myself except for my name and even that I had considered.

I was a bartender now. It’s funny because I don’t drink anymore, even though the itch for it was stronger than it ever has been. But I needed to stay sharp out here. That’s the thing about leaving behind a life of crime, the paranoia is killer. Pun not intended. 

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Saltwater (Chip Fic)

Summary: You take a liking to the community landscaper and decide its high time to act out the pool boy fantasy you’ve always dreamed of with Chip Taylor.

A/N: Huzzah! It’s done! I finally finished my first of hopefully at least two Chip fics! I just love my sweet soft boy. I hope everyone still enjoys it even though he’s not Spencer. Let me know if y’all are interested in more! Also… sorry for the length, but not really. I didn’t tag anyone since it’s not a Spencer work, but. Here ya go. Couple: Chip Taylor/Fem!Reader Category: Smut (NSFW) Content Warning: Fingering, Oral (female receiving), penetrative sex, unprotected sex/creampie Word Count: 10.5k

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The Summer was in full swing. The sun beat down on the freakishly green, perfectly manicured lawns of my parents’ wealthy subdivision. It’d been years since I lived here in any permanent kind of way, but lately my visits had been more frequent and for longer periods of time.

I told my parents it was because I missed them, and for some reason they believed that excuse, even though half the time I came when they weren’t even around.

Don’t get me wrong — I did miss a lot about living under the auspices of their money and power. But at the same time, I wanted to start my own life; a life that wasn’t so superficial, so fake, so… boring.

They’d call it teenage rebellion despite my being well into my mid-twenties. They’d call it brainwashing from the liberal higher education system, and I’d ignore the fact that the theory made no sense.

It didn’t matter why I sought after things that were clearly no good for me because I wanted it. I wanted the simplicity and unbridled joy of freedom and fun. I didn’t want manners and the modern arranged marriage. I wanted a man who didn’t know (or care, for that matter) which side of the plate forks should go on.

A man who did things for no discernible reason. One who did things because he wanted to and because they wouldn’t hurt anyone. I wanted a friend and a partner in life, not in business.

Someone sort of like Chip Taylor.

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Curiosity Killed The Cat

request: request. i’m not sure if you’re comfortable with writing it but it’s worth a try the team is always teasing spencer saying “he’s definitely a virgin” and he’s like “wtf no i’m not” one day they’re like ok well then y/n can see for herself, y/n is like “😳i didn’t sign up for this” and long story short they come back to the bau and the team is like “ ok soooo?” and y/n is like zoning out mumbling “you were wrong”

Warnings: SMUT (Penetration, oral (female recieving), spanking, over-stimulation, choking, degrading kink)

A/N: YO SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, I am going to start publishing fics again, but updates will be very very slow. They’ll increase eventually, but for now, they are slow. Love you all!

The night began at work. A late night with the team at the office, stacks of files mounted on all of your desks and you’re all gathered around to keep each other awake.

“Ugh. This is too much work. Seriously. Can’t killers ever take a break?”

You whine, spinning in the swivel chair and holding a file in the air. Morgan chuckles, staring at his own file before speaking.

“I need a drink after this.”

“You and me both Morgs.”

“I told you to stop calling me that Girly.”

You chuckle, stopping your spinning and standing up to stretch. It feels nearly impossible to stay awake. Not necessarily because you’re tired, but you’ve been staring at similar files all day and it’s getting boring and tiring.

 “I’ll do refills on coffee. Gimme your mugs.”

You say, letting them pile different sizes of cups and mugs in your arms. You saunter over to the coffee machine and set them on the counter.

You set the pot for a lot of coffee and quickly dash to Hotch’s office, where him and Rossi are.

“Yo, I’m making coffee, y’all need refills?”

They shake their heads and you shrug, returning to the coffee machine and pouring the coffee in the mugs before adding cream and sugar.

“How much sugar tonight Reid?”

You ask, turning to the tall doctor with a smirk. Luckily, you and your team are the only people left in the bullpen so you can be as loud as you want.

“A lot.”

You snort, grabbing the box of sugar and piling it in, almost emptying it before putting it on the shelf and making a few trips to distribute the coffee.

“Here you are Spencer, sugar with some coffee on the side.”

You chuckle, sitting in your chair again and picking a new file up, only to find that this was the last file.

“Oh. Anyone else wanna give me files? I’m on my last one.”

Morgan and Emily immediately run up to you with files, dropping them on your desk and thanking you. It made you laugh, watching smiles grown on their faces.

“Okay team. We’re almost finished. Just a little bit more now.”

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The Reward of Suffering (Part Three)

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Summary: Reader visits Spencer for the first time in prison. 

Gif credit to @zhuzhubii​

A/N: All I can say is … ya’ll buckle up for this one.

Pairing: Spencer Reid/Fem! Reader

Warnings: cursing, catcalling, mentions of cheating, domestic abuse, violence

Word count: 8k

           To the surprise of absolutely no one, I was the first to visit Spencer in prison.

           I was prepared to argue my way into the first visitation slot, but luckily, I didn’t have to. When the visitation schedule was pinned up in the roundtable room, displaying my name first in neon green marker, everyone was quick to voice their agreement. I had the distinct feeling that Penelope had a lot to do with it, seeing as she was the one to construct the visitation schedule (with her name second, mind you), but the way that Luke had nudged me with his elbow and shot me a giddy smile, I think it was more of a joint effort.

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Here For You

(Spencer Reid x Reader)

The one where Spencer and Reader make up after her not visiting him in prison.

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Length: 2.3k

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Only one week into the six week mandatory leave and Y/N could feel her brain expanding in her skull at the rate at which her mind raced about Spencer. She’d been spending her days in the most boring of ways. She’d drag herself out of bed at whatever time she felt sick of being in bed, the placement of the sun in the sky had done little to give her the rest she deserved. When she wasn’t in bed, she was on her couch doing absolutely anything to try and get her mind off of Spencer. They hadn’t spoken to each other since Stephen’s funeral and it was hard not worrying about him. But at the same time she knew he needed space to process all he’s been through. How much space was too much space? She didn’t want him to think she was avoiding him again, on the contrary, she’d found herself wanting to call him every night. She wondered how many steps she’d been getting in in a single day from how much she paced around her apartment. 

On the first day of the second week, she’d had enough. She jumped out of bed and just barely had the notion to wash her face before grabbing her keys and driving in the direction of Spencer’s apartment. Before she could second guess herself, she was knocking on the hard wood of his front door. Her heart jumped up to her throat as she waited on the other side. What if he doesn’t want to see her? What if he’s busy with his mother? Oh God, what if he’s-

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The Perils of Eavesdropping - [Reid x Reader]

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Summary: Reader is the newest member of the BAU and she is fascinated by a member that was just released from prison. Dr. Spencer Reid keeps her at a distance…but why? One day reader overhears something that hurts her feelings. Knowing what she knows now…what is she supposed to do?

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 7.5k 

Genre: Angst…then smut. I guess maybe a dash of fluff too. 

Rating: Explicit 

Content Warning: Some Dom!Spencer, light choking, rough sex, oral sex (both receiving), unprotected sex, language. Mentions of normal criminal minds stuff.

A/n: No matter what we try to do, sometimes pieces of ourselves wind up in our stories. In this, Reader’s random knowledge of fertility and astrology is mine. This is set in season 14.

Special shout out to @imjusthereformggcontent & @yours-truly-r for reading this in it’s first form when I thought it wasn’t any good. They told me the parts they loved, which helped me pick out the parts I didn’t. You’re both angels. 

– The Perils of Eavesdropping –

Everyone told me that Dr. Spencer Reid was different before he went to prison for a crime he didn’t commit. I could believe that that might be true; I couldn’t imagine the sort of toll prison takes on an innocent person. Everyone in the FBI’s behavioral analysis unit loved him dearly. It made sense that he must be a wonderful person if such amazing people loved him as they did.

I was transferred from the Denver field office to Quantico after Dr. Reid got out of prison. His eyes were already haunted, whatever scars he had before were deepened, leaving part of him hollow. He was never rude to anyone, and sometimes I even saw glimpses of the man the team talked about shining through. In those moments he was awkward, overly excited, and he’d blush when he was embarrassed. He was never like that around me though; then again Dr. Spencer Reid was always sure to never be around me.

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Blush (Reid Request)

Request: Post prison Reid goes to his shy girlfriend’s house and finds a sex toy in her sock drawer, and Spencer confronts her for it because she would never usually own something like that. And it gets smutty. I just thought it would have been funny. A/N: You said funny, but other horny folks and I said rough sex. So, I hope you still enjoy it! Also, soft moment at the end because I am a sucker for aftercare. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader 
 Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+ ONLY) Content Warning: penetrative sex, oral sex (female receiving), sex toy (vibrator, female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, Dom/Sub dynamic, jealousy, unprotected sex/creampie, multiple orgasms, crying during sex, soft degradation, brief aftercare scene included Word Count: 6.1k

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The worst part about my job wasn’t the late nights — you get used to those pretty quickly. The problem was that I never got any warning for when they were about to happen, which meant that all of my plans were tentative at best. Half the time I didn’t even bother writing them down, knowing that I probably wouldn’t be able to make it, anyway.  

Luckily for me, my boyfriend was a very stubborn and persistent person, so he would usually wait up for me when we did have plans. Unfortunately for both of us, though, things had been… different… lately. It had only been a few weeks since he got out of prison and it was hard to go back to normal, to say the least. So, I figured the least I could do for the time being was to make a note of when I was supposed to see him so that he wouldn’t be left waiting for me.

This is all to say that when I came home from work that night, there was no reason for me to believe there would be someone else in my apartment. And yet, as I turned the corner into my room, I was confronted with the sight of a person sitting in the dark on my bed.

“Spencer!” I squeaked, practically jumping in the air and clutching my chest.

“Hey there, bunny.” Spencer cooed, tilting his head as his eyes scanned over my uniform. If I hadn’t known any better, I would have thought he was looking for something on them; a sign to prove that I hadn’t actually been at work. “Someone’s been out late.”

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Stargazing (Spencer Reid/Reader)

Requested: No, but I needed some hardcore fluff

Summary: The team is “forced” to go camping, and Spencer finally decides to make “his move” on Reader.

Pairing: Spencer Reid/ Reader

Category: Hardcore fluff

Warnings: Zero

Word count: 3,2K

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It was the first time the BAU didn’t argue Strauss’s decision. She had walked into the conference room and explained to the team that the FBI had decided each department had to do a workshop related to teamwork and trust.

- “You will spend this weekend camping together. You will be part of a Team-Building Training Workshop”- Strauss wasn’t excited about the idea of her best team wasting a whole weekend. But she was glad her department didn’t have to do the activity. She hated camping.  

- “Are you telling me we have to spend our weekend in sleeping bags, singing kumbaya?”- Rossi raised an eyebrow and looked at Erin, and she didn’t move a muscle- “I’m out.”

- “David, I’m not asking you if you want to do it. The whole team has to be part of this activity, that includes you.”

- “Come on, Rossi,”- Prentiss smiled and tried to cheer him up- “It will be a nice change from catching serial killers for a weekend.

- “Really, Emily?”- Rossi crossed his arms on his chest and looked at Reid- “Hey, kid. How many dead bodies are found each year in the woods in the country?”

- “Over 2.543 last year,”- Spencer answered. And didn’t stop talking, of course- “We can not be sure they were all serial killer related cases. The most common ways to die in the woods are drowning, car accident, and suicide.”

- “Suicide it is.”- David whispered. He knew it was going to be a long weekend.

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Who’s Your Daddy?

Request: Can I request one where the reader is like Hotch’s daughter and her and Spencer hook up but he doesn’t know until she walks in one day looking for her dad.

A/N: Thanks for the prompt anon! Oh yes, the classic “I didn’t know I slept with my boss’s daughter” prompt. I think Reid’s asking for an early grave, don’t you? This is my longest request so far omg but it didn’t feel long while writing it. Anyway, hope you really enjoy!! (Part 2 available here)

Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader (Hotch’s daughter)

Category: SMUT

Content warning: Penetrative sex, swearing, degradation, orgasm (female and male), oral sex (male receiving), facial, masturbation (female and male), unprotected sex

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Working full-time as a manager at a bookstore was pretty mundane to you. It was almost like going into work brain dead every day because you dealt with the same things every shift. Ordering new books, making sure books were put into the right places, keeping an eye out for thefts and making sure the owner wasn’t always on your ass.

You were only working there because it paid you well enough to save towards your master’s degree. After graduating from university you postponed doing your master’s until you were sure what field you wanted to study. Spending the last two years working there was boring and all, but for the last two months things had become interesting for you.

A so-called doctor had come into the bookstore two months ago to purchase a book. You remember distinctly him walking up to the cash register. He looked as if he was in a rush to go somewhere. You assumed he made a quick stop before heading to work by the way he was dressed in a suit.

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