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I can't wait for the next season of Vault Hunters SMP!

I'm just afraid that the new fans might say some disrespectful stuff about the ogs. Very few may but I'm just afraid they will.

The ogs deserve nice things. They are really nice people so I'm scared of things people may do.

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actually hbomb talking about vault hunters coming back and then immediately telling everyone that the catmaid bit is lore now is the content I wanted most in this world and I’m so glad I got it

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not to be a baby but if there’s literally no new hermits on vault hunters i will cry

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L’manberg?

Perhaps… but may I offer these instead?

L’sandberg

L’scamberg

L’damberg

L’tanberg

L’jamberg

L’camberg

L’bamberg

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obsessed with making mcc teams with the goal of making everyone on the team Suffer™ 

currently my favorite is hbomb, tommy, fundy, dream. it looks OP on the surface however. obviously we have catmaid hbomb with fundy, but we also have tommy’s more rash decision making vs hbombs “communicate with the Team”. we also have dream’s very competitive nature (and sometimes being a sore loser)

will fundy lose it from hbomb? will hbomb lose it from tommy? will dream lose it from all of them? it would be hilarious to watch

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inspired by @/doodlebloo: some mcc teams I want to see in season 2, mostly hermit centric because i main them in mcc (trying to keep in mind what scott does for deciding teams)

1. grian, technoblade, hbomb, falsesymmetry

i just want techno with the hermits because it would be good, but in this case I stuck him with grian because theyve kind of interacted in mcc before. h is here instead of ren because techno knows him and h can help break any tension/ease communication between techno and grian/false

2. scott, falsesymmetry, rendog, quig

i want a hermits/quig team very bad just because I want him to help them pop off. scott is here because he deserves a chance to team with hermits he doesnt get to play with in 3rd life so he can get to know them

3. iskall, captainsparklez, hbomb, stressmonster

vault hunters team!!!! i want them to do really well in sands of time! also I want iskall back in mcc, and I would love to see stress in it!!

4. ethoslab, fundy, tubbo, f1nnster

one etho and three redstoners. this one is just because it would be funny to see three redstoners losing their minds over being teamed with etho (please etho join mcc please sir)

5. joe hills, martyn inthelittlewood, technoblade, wilbur soot

i just wanted to make the weirdest, funniest combination of players possible. i think their senses of humor would be very compatible; itd be interesting to see martyn and wilbur do bits while joe chimes in with a bizarre comment and techno gives dry commentary

6. rendog, tommyinnit, tubbo, quig

i want rendog with 3 feral teenage boys. it would never happen, but it would be so fucking good

7. ryguyrocky, fundy, technoblade, falsesymmetry

first four dodgebolt aces! did a bit of math and their combined season 1 coin averages would make a total of just over 10,000 coins, which is realistic for an mcc team, and just adding their most recent coin totals together yields a similar result. in terms of chemistry, false and ryguy have played together a few times, and fundy and techno know each other, so it would probably be up to fundy to bridge the social gap between the two halves of this team. he'd have to be on his best behavior though because the rest of the team is/can be PG

8. captainsparklez, ranboo, tubbo, crumb cuptoast

not hermits but I just think it would be neat if they played together. a dad and his three children

9. joe hills, zombiecleo, rtgame, plumbella

idk if rt and jesse are on good terms or not, but if they are, this team would be SO funny, they would just bond over being snarky and not good at mcc

10. gizzy gazza, scott smajor, zombiecleo, velvetiscake

gay (threat)

11. rendog, falsesymmetry, iskall85, cubfan135

mcc5 green guardians redemption !!! when they competed they placed 6th and had a combined total of 7495 coins (not their final team score, just the sum of their individual coins). their averages have stayed around the same number as their scores from mcc 5, but ren, false, and cub have all tasted victory (false twice), cub's been in dodgebolt twice, and false 3 times; not to mention that they've learned some of the strategies the competitive players use, practiced parkour & speedrunning, studied VODs, and built a target practice game - Ren, False, and Cub have come a LONG way since MCC5. I want them to get a second shot, just to see if they can do better than 6th.

12. antfrost, ibxtoycat, mysticat, hbomb

cats and catmaids. i jsut think itd be funny. mysty, h, and ant would have a blast with making borderline to straight up inappropriate jokes. toycat would try and find a government system that applies to the mcc admins

13. tommyinnit, tubbo, quig, purpled

the diamond dancing queens, a gimmick mcc team my friends and I came up with that would have only 17 year old players. note that quig turns 18 in late may so this would have to take place within the next month. other 17 year olds who can be swapped out in the event of a necessary replacement: ranboo, any of the 17 year olds on future smp. speaking of which

14. aidan ironstarr, alex wolfeei, dakota celestialrain, jack notsouls

2 mcc testers, a bedwars sweat, and a jack notsouls walk into an mcc. all of them are teenagers. wolfeei is one of the best testers, ironstarr has beaten dream in a 1v1 and killed firebreathman in the most recent unofficial MCU, dakota is dakota, and jack is there to have fun. like most of all I think they would just. have fun as a team.

15. thebigman22, swaggersouls, boomerNA, and a fourth player who sounds like swaggersouls

i want a team where all of the players sound nearly indistinguishable. I want a team where the players are here to fuck around and find out. I want a team that would be absolutely dysfunctional and off the wall batshit. I want bigman to say something genuine and then do a bit with swagger and boomer where hes mean and hates everybody, and then swagger says a slur and everyone kind of looks away awkwardly. I want to study this team.

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Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme)

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unpopular opinion but build mart and bingo are actually really fun games to watch if you watch the right people 

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I'm not gonna lie. I have no idea what Hbombs lore is and i haven't watched him in a while (and i haven'theard about any of his lore). But he's somehow always there? It's so funny to me, he's feels like a stan lee cameo at this point.

Like mans shows up, looking fly, say nothing, except for clown on everyone and the lore. And then just dips.

Honestly? What a king

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Wait what was the HBomb lore??

i got hbomb lore without anything bad happening to him AND purpled lore this is truly a big win for the richie community

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SHHFF THINGS YOU MISS IF YOU WATCH BAD’S POV: HBOMB FURTHER TRAUMATISING FOOLISH BY REMINDING HIM OF CATMAID H

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Dj Hbomb my beloved

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Are we sure the real reason fundy was screaming was not because of the final control room and actually because he was stuck there with hbomb?/rp /dsmp

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DJ Hbomb after the party

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I find it fuckin hilarious that every single time there is a Lore, HBomb is there.

Not to do anything, mind you

He’s just there

Watching

Waiting

#hbomb94 #dsmp #other opinion: any lore-based HBomb appearances should feature him in his catmaid suit