England: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Sealand: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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America: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all of the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant, tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out, and the glass will start to crack, and then you’ll throw your drink on it in a panic, and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly, and then the glass will shatter.
Canada: What did you do?!
America: I MADE A MISTAKE!
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France: You have to apologize to England.
America: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever.
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"We paint white roses red
Each shade from a different person's head."
Day 1: Alice in Wonderland AU
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America, upside down on a hotel lobby couch: If you haven’t started or joined a cult at least once, what are you actually doing with your life
England: What do you mean you joined a cult??
America: One started, one joined. Different eras my dude.
England:…where did i go wrong
Canada: To be fair, i almost started one in the 1990s. It’s fairly easy to do by accident
England: It’s really not!
Francis: mm, no, wait, hold on, i think i started a cult post-French revolution once
Romano: I wouldn’t call it a cult, but by today standards, yeah, Once.
America: Maybe you’re just lame, England
England:…i hate you all so much I may just start a cult in spite
America: Be free, Old Sheltered One
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Camp Hetalia Headcanons Pt. 2
Orjän is not able to leave the main camp or else he will lag terribly, but he is fine with it since he doesn’t have to go on hikes
Peter got dared once by Wendy to climb a tall tree but ended up getting stuck
Orjän isn’t able to go into the lake
Romeo once went missing for an hour, but was asleep in bed the whole time
Leopold has to be up at the front on hikes or else he will stop to look at a rock, pinecone, etc. and will ultimately become separated from the group
Basch sometimes is found wearing a flower crown Lili made him, and if any scouts mention it he makes them run to the flag poles and back...no matter how far away it is
Leopold is never seen without her sketchbook, and he likes to press flowers and leaves in it that she thinks are pretty
There is usually an open cot in both the boy’s tent and the girl’s tent of the junior scouts, so that Leopold can sleep in either tent depending on what gender they are at the moment
Lucille once got scared by a spider in her and Michelle’s canoe, and accidentally tipped the canoe over
Romeo, Peter, and Wendy once managed to all fit in a single-person kayak. They fell in the water twice, but they finally managed it. Peter sat in Romeo’s lap, and they took the paddle apart so they each had one half to row with. Then they took out the storage bin in the back, and Wendy sat backwards in the empty space with her feet hanging out and kicking to move the kayak
part 1 | part 2
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Seychelles: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Canada: Hm, good question.
Canada, turning to America: How tall are you?
America: We are the same height.
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not sure if you guys are interested in my personal life, but i made a blog that's more about me, cause i have realized that i don't really post much about myself on this blog, because i want to keep it more hetalia. anyway, my personal blog is @not-so-basic-witch
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Prussia: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Shapeshifter: *Transforms to look like France*
France: Okay, are you blind?! You look nothing like me. First off, I’m way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived. And lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you’re like a 7 on a good day, and I’ve been told I’m a constant 10.
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Prussia: *On the phone with Hungary*
France, whispering: Ask her something!
Prussia: How are you feeling?
France: Something personal!
Prussia: At what age did you first get your period?
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Translation from this official tweet:
[ The ban has been lifted!! ]
The main visual of
Musical 「 Hetalia ～The world is wonderful～」 !
All 11 characters are forming a circle in the midst of a flower field. It’s a main visual that creates a warm feeling 🌼
Moreover, the official website has been updated! Please check it out 👀
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America: On a scale from ‘damn Daniel’ to ‘fre sha vaca do’, how are you feeling?
Canada: In between ‘it’s an avocado, thanks’ and ‘how did you defeat Captain America?’, but as a solid answer I would say ‘I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger’. How about you, Seychelles?
Seychelles: Probably ‘road work ahead’.
England: I speak many languages, this is none of them.
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Germany, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Germany: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Veneziano: But we were out of Doritos!
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世界のパブり会★ | しお
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