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hevevols · 5 hours
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"Sir, she didn't feel any better after a We Stay Silly"
"What about a Fuck it, We Ball? Did we try that?"
"Ineffective, sir. We even launched an It Is What It Is, but nothing seems to be working"
"My god... It's worse than we thought"
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hevevols · 5 hours
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this is a sign to stop self deprecating so much. like that shit causes so much damage to ur well being.
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hevevols · 5 hours
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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hevevols · 7 hours
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ⓘ Hint: enthralling women are curled up in bed, cuddling with their beautiful weapon
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hevevols · 12 hours
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ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry
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hevevols · 17 hours
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i hope all the little ballerinas who live in music boxes are okay. i hope it isn’t too dark in there.
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hevevols · 22 hours
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hevevols · 1 day
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they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed
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hevevols · 1 day
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It bothers me how many people are morally incurious, and it bothers me even more how many people seem to think that interrogating morality is proof of immorality- because I'm pretty sure that the latter is at least partly driving the former. Asking why an action or institution is wrong does not necessarily mean that someone thinks that that action or institution is right. If you never ask yourself why something is wrong or right, then what is determining your morality? Because it's not you.
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hevevols · 1 day
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they need to invent a way out that isn't through
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hevevols · 1 day
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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising
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your honor my client pleads oopsie daisies
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hevevols · 1 day
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aperture science is actually haunted by literally every person who ever died there - it's the most haunted place on the planet at this point - but nobody cares because that's like number 3000 on the list of things that are fucked up about that building
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