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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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i have no words to describe how much i adore paul. thank you, dear friend, for bringing me entertainment every monday without fail

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Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.

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Lovers

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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THEY HAVE BEEN PONIFIED!!!

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Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

#trolls win when you engage and attract attention to them!!!

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experimenting :) have an ice king

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This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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auto suggest bewilders me