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heyhateme 3 years
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Iwaizumi: if Oikawa doesn't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window
Oikawa: we're on the ground floor
Iwaizumi: I know but I want a dramatic exit
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heyhateme 3 years
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Kuroo *with girls*: hey, how u doin?
*Kuroo with Kenma*
Kenma: nice hair
Kuroo: t...thanks... I grew them myself
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heyhateme 3 years
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Hinata: Tsukishima, what did you get Yamaguchi for Christmas?
Tsukishima: a box of toys
Kageyama, laughing: don't you think Yamaguchi is little old for toys?
Yamaguchi:
Hinata:
Kageyama:
Kageyama: oh
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heyhateme 3 years
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Hinata: why have you been following me around all day?
Kageyama: doctor said I need more vitamin D
Hinata: go outside then
Kageyama, hugging him: why would I when my sun is right here?
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heyhateme 3 years
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Hinata: we know you're in love with him
Tsukishima: shut up im not in love with Yamaguchi
Hinata:
Hinata: i never said who
Tsukishima:
Tsukishima: listen here you little shit-
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heyhateme 3 years
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Bokuto: I wasn't that drunk last night!
Akaashi: you tried to color my face with HIGHLIGHTER because you said i was important
Bokuto, crying: because yOU ARE!
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heyhateme 3 years
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Kenma: Kuroo texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"
Akaashi: and?
Kenma: and now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All i did was point out a typo, but i like him so I'm not gonna say anything.
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heyhateme 3 years
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Bokuto: but, honey, we don't like zucchini
Akaashi: you don't like it
Bokuto: but I won't have to eat it even if it's on my plate, right?
Akaashi: *fighting a smile* you're like a small child. I'm making a different thing for you, don't worry
Bokuto: I still don't know how I got so lucky to be loved by you
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heyhateme 3 years
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Akaashi *coming back from the school*: why are you still in bed?
Bokuto: someone turned my alarm off
Akaashi: was it you?
Bokuto: yeah
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heyhateme 3 years
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*the first Bokuaka-kiss*
Bokuto: AAAAAA broo I kissed Akaashi!
Kuroo: oh my God tell me!
Akaashi: Bokuto kissed me
Kenma: with a tongue?
Akaashi: yes
Kenma: cool
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heyhateme 3 years
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Kuroo: i'll do anything for you
Kenma: will you open the door when the pizza arrives?
Kuroo:
Kuroo: almost anything
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heyhateme 3 years
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Tsukishima: has anyone told you that you're annoying?
Yamaguchi: um... not today at least
Tsukishima: excellent because i'm not in the mood to fight anyone right now
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heyhateme 3 years
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Tsukishima: describe yourself in one word
Yamaguchi: yours
Tsukishima: disgusting
Tsukishima: say it again
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heyhateme 3 years
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Bokuto, clearly drunk: *enters Akaashi's bedrooms on his own feet* *gets undressed while babbling nonsense* *stares at Akaashi*
Akaashi: *laughing* babe? are you coming to bed?
Bokuto: wo, wo, wo! I'm sure you're lovely but, like, I have a boyfriend
Akaashi:
Bokuto: *goes to sleep on the living room's floor*
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heyhateme 3 years
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Bokuto: bro?
Kuroo: yes love?
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heyhateme 3 years
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Oikawa in a horror movie
*phone rings*
Oikawa: what's up?
Killer: I see you
Oikawa:
Killer:
Oikawa:
Killer:
Oikawa: do I look good?
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heyhateme 3 years
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Yamaguchi: Tsukki would you like to go out? it's just because I am really into you and it's ok if you say no but I-
Tsukishima: yes sure I would love to
*Yamaguchi.exe has stopped working*
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