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hhawkeye · 3 days
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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hhawkeye · 3 days
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that can u kicked was ur last friend in the world
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hhawkeye · 3 days
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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hhawkeye · 3 days
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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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hhawkeye · 3 days
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would u let me grow on u like moss or no
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hhawkeye · 3 days
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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hhawkeye · 5 days
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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MASH | 5x20 The General's Practitioner
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hhawkeye · 5 days
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for the record i think what watchers doing is good and im excited about it but i think the way they announced it was insane and they should have put more thought into how this would look from a consumer pov and perhaps made a slow transition but Whatever
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hhawkeye · 5 days
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modding the official Watcher Entertainment patreon discord has really made today............. A Day
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hhawkeye · 7 days
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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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hhawkeye · 7 days
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Do you guys remember Castiel. Do you guys remember how he used to do the head tilt.
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hhawkeye · 17 days
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A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway
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hhawkeye · 17 days
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hhawkeye · 19 days
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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hhawkeye · 20 days
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hhawkeye · 20 days
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the guy in a study in pink who dies bc he didnt want to be gay and share his friend's umbrella
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