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Currently texting a ~ guy ~ and I typed "that makes more sneeze" instead of "that makes more sense" because I was bouncing between my phone and tumblr. Thank god I noticed it and changed it before I hit send because that would be so awkward

#almost as bad as when I accidentally sent a whole spelling to someone #eek

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Yet another overly detailed self obs (literally shut up)

I decided to finally dust my room after it had been quite a while since I'd done so. I'm talking cleaning the blinds, wiping down all the furniture, knocking dust off the ceiling fan with a swiffer. It was actually really satisfying not even fetish wise lol but of course my nose started to tickle. Whatever, I'm not in lizard brain mode, I'm trying to be productive so I tried to ignore it. But cleaning my shelves is what got me because once I moved all my stuff around, there was a whole bunch of dust that I had to kick up to wipe it down. I felt the itch blossom way deep in my right side and I finally sneezed. I tried to keep cleaning but then I had to sneeze again. I could literally see all the dust particles in the air and before I knew it, I was sneezing again. Then I was pretty sniffly until I could grab a tissue. Not even gonna lie, it ended up really turning me on :3

#self obs

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7, 12, 14 for the snz asks pls

HI sorry this is late anon

7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?

Yeah as long as you're not weird about it. If you sound like a 50 year old man on the forum then I'm gonna break my knee running to the block button lol. Also I'm way more receptive to talking to other people closer my age (20s). I don't want to hear about how you got off right before your high school graduation. Same way I don't want to hear about your grown kids going away to college. It's weird.

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

Harsh rapid fully let out

14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

Uhhhh well I had a dream recently about being fucked from the back doggy style with someone sneezing onto my bare back so I guess there

#warning sexy stuff in last question

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I wish we had a speakeasy where we could all hang out. Like a basement club with cute little string lights. Secret password and everything. Do monthly meetings 🤣

#if only #I'd be there until the sun rises

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Announcing MEDLEY: A Medical Primer for Writers (Summer Edition)

Are you a writer?

Do you need to know things about medicine for your fiction works?

Have you considered taking a 100% online class about it?

Starting Tuesday, June 4th and running for 9 weeks is MEDLEY.

Topics include:

WEEK 1: (US) Hospitals and the People Who Work in Them

WEEK 2: The Physical Exam

WEEK 3: Codes and ACLS

WEEK 4: Remote and Improvised Medicine 1

WEEK 5: Remote and Improvised Medicine 2

WEEK 6: Recovery and Aftermath

WEEK 7: Historical Medicine

WEEK 8: Mental Healthcare

WEEK 9: Bonus Episode

This is the second time I'm running this course so hopefully the kinks are nice and ironed out this time.

Price is $36 per person ($4/week).

Two scholarships are available no questions asked.

Contact me at [email protected] for more information/to sign up.

#why is this actually so cool #what the heck #signal boost #such a smart idea

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What about this one:

Someone sleeps through their alarm, but then wakes up 10 minutes before they’d need to leave for their destination, so… enough time to just barely make it, but not enough time to truly assess their symptoms before the adrenaline wears off.

#YES TES TES

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can't stop thinking about micro crawling through macro's nose and every little movement making the nose twitch and itch, getting redder and runnier as micro gets deeper

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Ngl I think the caretakers might be onto something with this hot chicken soup thing

#the way I just finished eating some lol #it's so good #it slaps regardless of health

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I can't imagine what it'd be like to know a fellow snzblr member IRL

Like imagine one person thinks of some kind of snznario, posts it and then there's just another sneezefucker who can go to them "Hold on, I'll be there in a few mins"

Like 😳

#I would do anything for this

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Was just helping a friend move stuff around her house, and there was a lot of dust everywhere. Got home and really had to bring the strong tickle in my nose to completion. Some hitching, sniffling, and coughing too Minors DNI. Don't reblog to non-snz blogs

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Imagine someone’s outside and they have to sneeze but it won’t come out so they look up at the eclipse without thinking 💀😭

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1, 2, 4 & 5!

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

Q tips, feathers, pepper, and chhinkni work great for inducing. I'm only really allergic to cats and pollen, but dust can get me too if there's enough of it. Sometimes I sneeze with colds if I'm lucky but they usually go straight to my throat.

2. How often do you sneeze?

Lately throughout the entire day because spring has arrived. Even when it's not spring I at least sneeze every day.

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

I love to induce myself and will do it whenever I'm home alone, which isn't often so I take the opportunity when I can. It's super fun to lose control.

5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)

Not really honestly. Unless you count sneezing 2-3 times when I step outside because of pollen but other than that, nothing worth noting.

#self obs #thanks for the ask op

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15 Sneeze Asks🤧

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

2. How often do you sneeze?

3. How often do you blow your nose?

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)

6. What makes you sneeze more, colds, allergies, or inducing?

7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?

8. Are you open to people requesting content?

9. Are you interested in sneeze roleplaying?

10. Do you prefer sneeze fics or sneeze wavs?

11. Do you prefer masculine or feminine sneezes?

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

13. How much mess is too much mess?

14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

15. Do you have any other kinks?

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my gf gave me good inspo… n.ines and g.avin

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On a discord call with some peeps from here (you know who you are) and someone sneezed before they could mute themselves. There was a collective pause, one awkward bless you, then total silence for a good minute before we were like WAIT WHAT DO WE DO NOW

#like what's the social protocol LOL

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The very masculine urge to do home repairs/DIY for a cute lady while adamantly denying the sneezy cold/fever I most certainly do have!

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Discovered snz-adjacent art of a character I've been fixated on, but it's from the vanilla internets and idk if I should post or link to it here lol.