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Gaslight, gatekeep, government

#is this anything #shitposting #highary #my thoughts #high #high thoughts

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Suppositories should just be called gapeway drugs

#shitposting #highary #my thoughts #high #high thoughts

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You would still see an explosion of spinning colors but for different reasons

Product idea: Collide-oscope, it’s like a kaleidoscope but when you hold it up to your eye it just punches you

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Baby Yoda and Baba Yaga are very similar names…seems pretty suspicious to me…

#baby yoda #baba yaga #i’m not saying I’m just saying #shitposting #highary #my thoughts #high #high thoughts #not high #sober

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The benefit of having depression is that my memory is so bad that I could witness a crime but not be able to describe it in court. So no snitching by default.

#shitposting #highary #my thoughts #high #high thoughts #depression #mental illness #crime

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Product idea: Collide-oscope, it’s like a kaleidoscope but when you hold it up to your eye it just punches you

#is this anything #hi sharks today I’m seeking $10 and a pack of polar ice extra gum for a 99% stake in my company #mark cuban is not allowed to offer me anything but he can definitely try the product out #shitposting #highary #my thoughts #high thoughts #high #invention ideas

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People were really so desperate to have ownership of something that they invented NFTs…like why can’t you buy a tract of land like a normal person

#nfts #nft trending #crypto #cryptocurrency #the price people pay for ownership of the detached idea of a thing is just… #like get a hobby lmao #if I didn’t know that no one sees anything posted to this account I’d prepare myself for a flood of ‘well actually’ fuckos in the replies

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no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

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Podcaster (derogatory)

#derogatory #memes #shitposting #is this anything #high thoughts #my thoughts #high #highary

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26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?

The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.

#JusticeForJamarion   #BlackLivesMatter

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More like WOMANdalorian, I mean come on folks

#this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written #i don’t know what this means #and i’m stone cold sober #my thoughts #not high #highary #shitposting #the mandalorian #mandalorian #baby yoda

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I believe in a higher power in much the same way as the Marvel Cinematic Universe treats magic. No I will not elaborate.

#my thoughts #high thoughts #high #highary #shitposting #but kinda not? like this one is serious

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take on me (take me on)

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under communism the only pronouns you can use are we/our/ours

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A summary of any commercial that mentions this year’s events:

yeah anyways covid sucks but we still want your money

Commercial: *mellow but inspirational music*

Commercial: this year has been a little different...

Me: stop

Commercial: ...as we start reopening...

Me: no

Commercial: ...our communities are still strong...

Me: shut up

#my thoughts #high thoughts #high #highary #shitposting #fuck capitalism #covid-19 #more like corporate-19 amirite fellas

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Commercial: *mellow but inspirational music*

Commercial: this year has been a little different...

Me: stop

Commercial: ...as we start reopening...

Me: no

Commercial: ...our communities are still strong...

Me: shut up

#every time I see a commercial that mentions covid it is so fake sympathetic #like ‘covid sucks but we still want your money’ #welcome to capitalist hell. thanks i hate it here #my thoughts #high thoughts #high #highary #shitposting