Tumgik
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
I heard before that the crust of american bread is just really bad, especially compared to german ones. I have never actually tried american bread crust but i have been told it's like the toast bread we have here, but worse and drier, and tbh I wouldn't wanna eat that either
poll: what do you do with the end bits of bread
a. eat them, yum
b. I don’t like them but i begrudgingly eat them because I feel bad for wasting
c. into the bin they go
d. leave them for someone else in my family/house
e. use them in other recipes eg. making breadcrumbs, bread and butter pudding
5K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Nothing will prepare you psychologically for how prominently and often Jesus's foreskin shows up in Medieval Catholic mysticism
5K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
If you’re in love with a Prequel Era Jedi that means you have a complicated relationship with religion and daddy issues
If you’re in love with a Clone Trooper that means you have issues with self worth and don’t know your identity beyond serving others
If you’re in love with anyone from the Original Trilogy that means you have nostalgia for a time that will never exist again and all you want is a happy ending even if you don’t feel like you deserve it
In this essay I will-
668 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 
215K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
No because imagine order 66. And these kids, they're dressed like Anakin, he's their hero, and maybe, just maybe, he's going to save them-he's the chosen one after all! And then he arrives and cuts down these Miniature versions of him
There’s not a lot of variation in how Jedi kids dress but there is some, so they seem to have some degree of control over their wardrobe (different cuts, different base and accent colours, etc. It’s all brown and beige and white but there are differences)
Tumblr media
(And as we know from Ahsoka and Aayla and so on there’s not really rules about how you can dress, but I’m talking about the smaller kids)
Anyways, I think these three kids were deliberately imitating Anakin here.
Tumblr media
The idea of little kids dressing up like Anakin because he’s so cool is just a great mix of adorable and heartbreaking and darkly funny
275 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there
80K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Happy birthday! How would you like a psoriasis flare up?
1 note · View note
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Screaming
4K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
When my father lived in the soviet union, he received a lot of hate and even was beat up several times for being German.
Now he lives in Germany, where he is considered Russian and, once again, there is a lot of hate directed in our direction.
Or as he put it: "Eh, it wouldn't be the first time i get beat up for something like this. Didn't expect it to happen again tho" (said with a kind of shrug and smile lmao)
2 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Beer is cheaper than gasolin
Drink—don't drive
Don't drive away, booze locally.
175 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?
199K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
#ahs_ballpoint_pen
Post that inspired the series
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
482 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.
135K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Part of the reason I continue to highlight the ways in which the western bloc's reckless and condescending behavior towards Russia over the last decade plus is because of shit like this. The west has worked just as hard as Putin to make Putinism synonymous with Russia and Russians because it has served the interest of the most bellicose elements of the bloc to do. See also: the Democrats' post 2016 Red Scare.
186 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
I remember being 13 and on the internet, scared to say ANYTHING bc i was a child, waiting for the day i'd be like 18 and finally the age people usually are online.
Only to be almost 20 now and get called too old by 13 year olds
2 notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Text
god. fuck. damn it. when this tv show becomes a reality… when this tv show becomes a REALITY, with the new fans, Rachel x Percy? Annabeth x Percy? Please it’s going to be a whole ass BLOODBATH with those two ships. ive already been through this once. my bones are old. i can not do this again. i can not have twelve year olds call me toxic and problematic because I ship one over the other, I-
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
highkey-nicole · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
All of us when tumblr changes stuff that we think is going to ruin our tumblr experience but we’re still here. 
987 notes · View notes