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19th century books will kill off a main character in one sentence and then spend 3 pages describing a street

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In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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people always tell me “oh but you always reread the same three books” like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details

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lonely? develop a god complex.

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“There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

— Nico di Angelo (via percyjacksonconfessional)

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1. Eye in the Sky- The Alan Parsons Project

2. 505 - Arctic Monkeys

3. Always on My Mind - Pet Shop Boys

4. Heart of Glass - Blondie

5. Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? - Arctic Monkeys

6. Lately - Stevie Wonder

7. Two Princes - Spin Doctors

8. Don’t You Want Me - The Human League

9. I Can’t Go for That - Daryl Hall & John Oates

10. Who Can It Be Now? - Man At Work

Who am I suppose to tag?? @i-roll-my-eyes

Tagged by @sunnibits , thanks!!!! Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping! My playlist has,,, 642 songs and I have no preferred genre so this is going to be a Wild Ride kMDJNASIKSD 1. Cliché by mxmtoon   2. Set Free by Veorra 3. Misery Buisness by Paramore 4. Sandy from Grease 5. Love Like You from Steven Universe 6. Bang! by AJR 7. Blood // Water by Grandson 8. River by Bishop Briggs 9. Lose Somebody by One Republic and Kygo 10. Bust Your Kneecaps by Pomplamoose @icdisney05, @leavemyelevator-alone, and anyone else who’s up to it!!!!

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It’s up to you

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To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.

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Not all storms come to disrupt your path, some come to clear your path

#raining #its raining #storms #aesthetic #you can do anything #believe in yourself #quotes #beautiful quote #quoteoftheweek #quoteoftheday

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Treat everyone with respect, even when they don’t deserve it. Your actions define your character, and their responses define their character.

- Lyra Sagan

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“Death is just the last scene of the last act.”

— Joyce Carol Oates, Blonde

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Murder is like potato chips; you can’t stop with just one.

-Stephen King

#stephen king #horror #murder #potato #potato chips #one #quoteoftheday #quotes #life quote

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“I’ll make you mine, lovers said in old books. They never said, I’ll make you me.”

— Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

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Don’t try to be like others to fit in. Try to create the best version of yourself and thus attract the right people for yourself.

- Lyra Sagan

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“I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club