God Shrek just look like he eat the pussy like a starving dog. I bet he good at it
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"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH BOObies 🫣
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the thing about rhode island is that the locals are so absolutely out of their minds that these slogans from two well known and culturally significant restaurants dont register as something aliens would come up with
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Pant have hole in 😔
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
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makes you think…
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Wait this is funny
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hamburger hot dog…
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Found this wee lad. Taking him to the vet later to check for microchip.
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