demetrius is proper dilf material
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hey guys..😁
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Opinions on Gunther plZ
hes hot asf. also perfect for marnie and an upgrade from lewis
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ok reblog/reply and tell me what character or person you think this is. no wrong answers
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Girls don’t want a boyfriend. Girls want to quit their job and move away to a valley in the mountains to start a small farm and grow fruits and vegetables and go on adventures and slowly fall in love with a cute local
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Farmer bf with a fat ass
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stardew valley people rb in tags with:
• spouse
• farm type
• pet of choice
• favourite non-romanceable townsperson
• favourite skill (fishing, mining, farming, etc)
• least favourite townsperson
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THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER
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the villager dialogue in stardew is so funny because i just gave gus an orange and he said “you’re giving this to me? i’m speechless” which feels like so dramatic but if someone gave me an orange they grew themselves on their farm, i would also probably be speechless
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20 years uncontested
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imagine: harvey blushing when he sees u but he cant say anything bc marus there 🥺🥺🥺
SoFt HaRvEy HeAdCaNoNs no shut up i dont wanna hear about a 40 y/o man stuttering as he gives you a cup of coffee
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sebastian would def run an a e s t h e t i c blog in 2014
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stupid crane game man. leave the premesis please!
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HELP IF YOU GIVE UR BF A WILTED BOUQUET CAN YOU ASK THEM OUT AGAIN LATER
u should only give wilted bouquets to ur bf if the bf in question is harvey 🤞 good luck with the breakup anon!
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Why doesn't sdv let you forgo morality. Like you can be a jerk I guess, but I want to commit crime. I want to steal from Pierre, burn Lewis's house down, I want to murder Clint (Okay but... I have a farm on a largely deserted island I could easily bury a body there. Or literally anywhere.), I want to collect rainwater, I want to rig the slot machines.
todays aesthetic:
anyway this is true but if there was any sort of law in that place lewis would be called out and since hes a bitch boy he doesnt wanna be arrested!
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we should bring back treason but for mayors
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