Hils Watches In Blossom - Ep 20
Oh come on you're not that stupid
Ooh does Shen Ci have an evil twin?
That's what I just said!
Love me an evil twin storyline
So he was born blind, his parents didn't give a shit about him because he couldn't see, and they made him live alone in the woodshed. So he's not evil so much as justifiably angry at the world.
Aww she looks so pretty
When you dress up all pretty and he still treats you like his best bro
Of course it was Tibetan witches
They are both idiots. I liked it better when they both thought the other was a murderer
Ooh plot twist. So the people the 'evil' twin attacked were the school bullies who, presumably, killed his brother.
Aww Shangguan Zhi used small children to get all the students to testify about the bullying
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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Hils Watches In Blossom - Ep 19
Pan Yue continuing to be very normal about everything I see
Oh my gosh look at his pretty ombre robes
Pan Yue brings all the food that Shangguan Zhi likes to eat. Shangguan Zhi brings forbidden medical books. I love them both so much. Before he got all broody they really were the goth one and the sunshine one.
I am such a sucker for 'man is a simp for the girl he likes'. He brought all her favourite foods and now he working as a book stand so her hands don't get tired
Wait, is that a burn on his hand? Is the criminal mastermind Zhuo Lanjiang's dad? I am always suspicious of 'dead' fathers and Mysterious Lotus Casebook has made me even more so.
OH FFS are you serious? Look, you are my son and I love you, but please take the hint and leave them alone. In fact it wasn't even a hint. She flat out told you she wasn't interested.
Oh that's right I forgot everyone else thinks Pan Yue is engaged to another woman. Fine, he is being less of a dick than I first thought. He's just trying to protect her.
I know I showed up and cockblocked your date but there's no need to point a sword at me
Aww the two boys are drinking and bonding. I am one step closer to my OT3
Ooh do they both know that the other knows
I mean you still could. There is nothing to stop you being friends, or even more than friends.
Are they going to fight bad guys together
GASP
HAHA!
LOL now she thinks he's a player
I actually didn't think that would get cleared up so quickly
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you know what i'm gonna get sappy for a second bear with me
there are a lot of posts and memes for writers about how hard writing is and how annoying it can be and how dispiriting it can feel when we don't make progress the way we'd like to. and those are true, and relatable, and funny! i've been there!
but maybe it doesn't get said enough in the other direction, so I'm gonna say it: I love writing. i love the process of putting phrases together and testing them for cadence and flow; i love knowing that there is a word for exactly the thing I want to convey, even if I just can't think of it right now, and going onto a thesaurus and being like there she is, that's the one!
but more than anything, I love the ritual of constantly asking myself "okay, and then what happens?" and feeling the same sense of delighted surprise every single time when somehow, a part of me I wasn't consciously aware of knows the answer. that experience, where my brain provides me solutions I didn't know it was working on, feels like a miracle every time. and getting into a productivity groove where I keep knowing the answers is one of the best feelings on the planet.
and sure, sometimes I don't know the answer, and it's hard and unsatisfying and see above about how easy it is to joke about how writing's the pits, but... that just makes it even more special when I'm firing on all cylinders, you know?
anyway, yeah. w r i t i n g.
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
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☆ Liu Xueyi as Mo Lingze, Love At Night ☆
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