“Happy Birthday Mr. Romaine Sinuses”
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The dead robin club has an official group chat
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Tim just wanted a bagel.
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Brucie : last time I heard from her she was spending her holidays with her Aunt Artica
Interviewer : Antarctica is not a person . It's a continent
Brucie : like ketchup and mustard?
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Bernard and Tim at 3 am stoned as fuck.Bernard: Okay, but like, you look exactly like this one person.Tim: Who?Bernard, giggling: I can't tell you!Tim: What? Why not?Bernard: Because it's this one hero, and what if you actually are them? Like what if I guessed your secret identity?Tim, slightly nervous: What, me? Secret identity?! I, uh, no?Bernard: Nope! You can't hide it from me, I know your secret!Tim, debating calling Batman: Oh?Bernard: Yep! You-Tim, trying to remember Martian Manhunter's cell phone number.Bernard: Are-Tim, remembers that he has Miss Martian's phone number.Bernard: Red Hood!Tim, pauses in the middle of calling Miss Martian: What??Bernard: Same hair!Tim: What????? He wears a helmet, you don't see his hair??Bernard: Yeah, but like, I feel like the hair would match.Tim, pauses: -yeah, I could see it.- Two days later, in Dick's apartment -Tim: Yeah, and then he said I looked like Red Hood.Dick, pauses while washing dishes: He, he what?Tim: Said that that I look like Red Hood.Dick, jumping through so many mental hoops to try and figure out this reasoning: But, Red Hood, isn't-Dick pauses to look at Tim while holding a hand out near his waist.Dick: Y'know, he's not teeny.
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literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this
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Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson
…It’s me
and I’m gonna do that too^^
Edit: Fanfics here
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Dick: Usually my day is pretty packed! I wake up, grab breakfast, workout, shower, then go to work. Work is usually pretty packed, but if I have a break I usually catch up on my cases or read scientific articles. After work I get some sleep then eat and patrol, and then back to bed.
Tim: When’s your down time?
Dick: usually when I nap after work I think of that as down time, or just being restful, sometimes I’ll meditate or-
Tim: No, I’m mean down time.
Dick: Do you mean, like, time to read?
Tim: No, down time.
Dick: I don’t-
Jason: He’s asking when you sit around acting like a depressed fuck.
Dick: I don’t- I mean, that’s usually spontaneous? Tim, do you plan that shit??!
Tim: Obviously, I make time for it between between organizing my conspiracy board yarn and plotting ways to make Ra’s cry.
Jason: Are those actually things you-
Tim passes Jason a paper schedule.
Jason: Oh, wow, yeah he actually plans time for ‘plotting ways to make Ra’s cry’
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the only reason tim isn't a twitch streamer is bc he's too busy being robin
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i have a foolproof plan, first I put termites into green arrows quiver-
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Bruce: What. Did. You. Do.
Steph: Nothing, I-
Babs: Don’t you dare give us an excuse.
Kon: It’s not bad.
Lois raises an eyebrow: Not that bad? Clark hasn’t stopped moping since he received the letter!
Cass, shrugging and looking guilty: Not too bad.
Babs: Not too bad? Not too bad?!
Barry: YOU ALL LITERALLY STARTED A CLUB FOR EVIL PARENTS
Bart: Whoa whoa whoa! That is not true!
Tim: Yeah! It’s a club for the parentally challenged.
Dick: Seriously Tim? It is not a club for the 'parentally challenged'
Tim: What do you mean it’s not??
Dick: If this were a club for the ‘parentally challenged’ you would’ve invited Bruce
Bruce: …they did
Dick: …oh, huh, well… I mean in that case I see nothing wrong.
Babs: They literally invited David Cain, Lex Luthor, and Arthur Brown to join a club!
Bart: And Slade Wilson!
Babs: And Slade Wilson.
Dick: Yes, but they also invited Bruce and Clark, so maybe it'll just be an 'old people bonding' type thing.
Lois: The first 'club meeting' ended in a bomb threat!
Dick: Well, that is a fair point.
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the funniest part of this tweet is obviously “the avengers is the real world” but I can’t stress enough there is very much also a fucking guy in a devil costume. like. there’s a whole show,
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one day i will end up in a saw trap for saying that puppet looks a little bit gay
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Joker: I thought I killed you?!
Red Hood: I got better
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i will never shut up about this
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