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Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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Bothering the beast

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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

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came back from the codependent homoerotic friendship wrong

#me when my engagement was broken off

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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#hmm y’know honestly it’s probably still invader zim #if movie franchises were on the table it’d be the alien movies

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having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

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I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he's like "I'm a magistrate" then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you're just like hm yeah that's the legal system for you

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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

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They should invent a mental health condition that only has one root cause and will go away forever when it is addressed the first time

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#this one is my favorite #greatest of all time

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.