you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
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fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies
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Collection of doods (dude doodles) I never finished and hated. But now I don't mind them
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he deserved it
and corkscrew just brought a little snack with him
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DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
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what about the reshaping of modern technology, by the human body?
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character customizer where there's no thin option
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