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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

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#I've met more than one person named Arwen #and also eowyn #and also my mom named me after her favourite actress and favourite fictional character

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This is so random but I was rereading ur time loop fic (one of my all time fav fics from any fandom btw, I read it Before I got into the 911 fandom LMAOO part of the reason I got into the fandom--) and I clicked on ur tumblr and I GASPED SEEING THAT U WERE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE SHAWN AND GUS DRIFT COMPATIBLE POST /pos

U have very good taste in tv shows that's all Im gonna say (I love psych so so much, I miss it everyday)

I did make the Shawn and Gus drift compatible post, although the beauty was really enhanced by other people's additions.

I'm glad you enjoyed the time loop fic! I had fun writing that one. And thank you for the compliment! <33

#the ghost ship answers questions #icyfox17

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"wow i love this character i should look at their tag-" X READER ATTACK 10000 YEARS HOW CHARACTER WOULD REACT TO YOU BEING INFERTILE UNTAGGED SMUT💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🎃⚔📊💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😳😲🤬🥵🥶😈💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🏓🔨💥💥💥💥💥

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Season 1 of Veronica Mars was the best because they made choices like switching Logan’s locker from a top locker that we see in the Pilot to a bottom locker to give us maximum peak baby girl moments of him looking up at people like this while on his knees

Or this ridiculously flirty moment between LoVe

None of these moments would hit the same if he was standing at his full height. It’s stuff like this which is why I don’t get all bent out of shape when things in tv shows don’t make perfect logical sense all the time. They didn’t waste unnecessary time trying to explain why he had a different locker they just knew they needed a change because they were changing the trajectory of his character and what better way to help turn a psychotic jackass into a beloved love interest than to give him a more humble demeanor by having him on his knees looking up at the Principal and Weevil while Veronica LITERALLY comes down to his level to be like hey look it!! Equals!!

#veronica mars #bond. queue

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✨️Back on my six of crows bullshit 😌💅✨️

#six of crows #soc #bond. queue

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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

#dc #lol yeah #bond. queue

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Absolutely fascinated by the Fairy Walrus Discourse. Naturally, I have a take:

This actually is also a fantastic illustration of a truism about Telling Stories that we all implicitly know but rarely acknowledge aloud: the improbable is far less believable than the impossible.

When you invoke the impossible, you silence the critically thinking, reality checking, lie detecting circuitry. Simpler rules reign supreme.

The Walrus, however implausible, is a thing which is real, and so whatever narrative you imagine either precedes or follows the reveal will be constrained by the envelope of the possible.

This is a webbed site all about Narrative.

The person answering the door to a Fairy is in a fairy tale, and frankly most of us would be overjoyed to find ourselves in a fairy tale. Fairy tales have sensible rules, structures we understand, tropes we love and hate.

A Walrus on your doorstep is just one more giant reminder that the world is a maelstrom of chaos, incomprehensible in its complexity, full of moving parts which obey no narrative. It’s another dose of “what fresh hell is this?”

A Walrus on your doorstep is a burden. A Fairy on your doorstep is an escape.

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Archetypal mad scientist who is an Ecologist and her evil plan is always something like put Baikal seals in the Great Lakes

#op are you perhaps a Batman villain #bond. queue

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I followed you for completely different stuff (911, stranger things) but fall out boy are my blorbos and seeing you talk about how good they were live every time you have the opportunity warms my heart. They are so good live rn! The best they’ve ever been!

They were SO good!!! And we had phenomenal seats, too, like close enough we could feel the pyrotechnics which was like!!! Beyond incredible. They’ve been in my top five bands since 2005 and so the fact that I actually got to go see them with good seats absolutely hands down the best concert I’ve ever been to.

(Please pardon the terrible photography I don’t think I stopped bouncing at any point during the show lol)

#the ghost ship answers questions #andlightplay #fall out boy #Jimmy eat world were pretty good too but I don’t know them as well #like obvi I know them but not like I do fob

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Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

#fall out boy #they were SO GOOD live #bond. queue

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behold, my contribution to the leverage fandom

#leverage #bond. queue

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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#dc #bond. queue

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martha's always a hit.

#dc #you tell him ma Kent #bond. queue

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#three and a half/four #unless you include each section of the Star Wars au as its own rhing #at which point it becomes six and a half/seven

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#I missed the caption that asked if she had a brain so for me the captions went #what’s between those ears? ✨ no ✨ #which also feels accurate #the fluffs #bond. queue