hobiwonder

[hobiwonder]

what's the hot goss??? the current tea??? im curious bc everyone on here, i don't recognise anymore JDHSHSJKW

ALSO CHRIS EVANS???????

#im so far up his ass

[hobiwonder]

CHRIS EVANS living his best life!

#wow #hes

[hobiwonder]

i just love it when bts dress like they're all going at different locations like here:

jimin looks like he's about to walk some fancy runway in paris and ruin every models' career indefinitely

joon about to pull an all-nighter at the campus library one night before an important exam

jungkook looks like he's on his break of some military training camp he signed himself up for

yoongi about to leave for a morning walk at 2pm

hobi ready for his picnic brunch date with some nice old ladies at the local park

undercover seokjin is back

and taehyung looks like he finally did his laundry after two months so he has to roam around in whatever he found in his closet that wasn't stained or stinking

[hobiwonder]

I’m sorry but can we talk about how attractive jungkook’s back is for these nice people ♡

#i am looking #respectfully

[hobiwonder]

jungkook cutely telling us a secret 🥺 (trans. cr. tteokminnie)

#cute little baby #he's so cute when hes tipsy

[hobiwonder]

AHHHHHHH thank you!!!! hehehe im glad you enjoyed it 😚😚😚🤓🤓

mission impossible | (m)

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Smut, crack.

Warnings: Oral, dirty talk, unprotected sex, overstimulation, slight degradation. dom/sub themes (jungkookie being a good boy and then… not so good lol)

Words: 9k+

Summary: When you find out that your groupmate is whoring it up on tinder instead of handing in his part of the project, you go on a mission to teach him a lesson. And maybe get him to finish his part.

A/N: hello!!!! thankyou all for waiting patiently. or maybe you’ve just forgotten about me lol. it’s been a while since i uploaded anything!!! I hope you enjoy this crack as much as I enjoyed writing fuckboy but still a movable baby!jungkook. please don't forget to tell me ur thoughts. feedback keeps me going :)

If it was something strange, it would happen to you. You were not just saying that because of the hint of narcissism in your personality that made you think that everything was about you. Oh no. You never seem to catch a break these days. And quite honestly, you should’ve expected your dose of absurd to be handed to you soon. It had been a week too long without any fatuous incidents and/or people happening to you. Was this just a y/n thing? Was every girl with your name cursed? Maybe it had something to do with your astrological sign. That always seemed to be the explanation of a lot of your friends who did not want to admit to their faults that would land them in hot water. The usual “oh it’s because i’m insert-star-sign”. 

Were you really becoming that girl? Though it was hard to blame yourself for this one. Currently staring at your phone. More specifically, the defined abdominals of your group mate. A group mate who has not shown up to a single meeting. After a whole day of slaving away at your study desk, deleting and rewriting your discussion and evidential analysis to conclude whether or not it was a plausible inference that the movies, Whiplash and Black Swan were excellent cinematic representations of the ‘Obsessed Performer.’ 

Yeah. That was a mouthful. And you bet your right ass cheek that you were the only one out of yourself and Jungkook who had even watched the said movies. In the group of four, Jungkook and yourself were given the discussion and conclusion to write. The three of you who had been present at the initial group meeting had chosen your parts as was decided in the group chat prior. When all of you had received a text from Jungkook cancelling last minute, you’d snagged the conclusion as well as half of the discussion to write as just the conclusion would be a little too easy. And you had wrongfully assumed that your peer had been in some sort of ‘emergency’ since he always sounded like he was in a hurry to do something incredibly important. 

You’d pitied the seemingly sweet looking boy and told him that you’ll work together on the last two sections of the paper. And his bastard self had always been all smile emojis and ‘yes :)’ and just all around misleading. Sounding like he was diligently working on his part by himself and definitely will turn everything into you by Thursday. Thursday was yesterday and you had not received even a single message from Jungkook about where he was in terms of progress on the 1000 words he needed to write. Message after message, you weren’t even being left on read. And in concern you had messaged your group chat that maybe he was facing some real life crisis to be so MIA. Until this.

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#i love feedback #any kind is good but reveiws like this make my day

[hobiwonder]

Biiiiiiitch. You have no idea how long and how hard I searched for a very specific fanfic, only to remember remember that you wrote it AND I follow you.

Needless to say, my clown makeup will be arriving in the mail next week

OMGGGG WHICH ONE WAS IT LMAO

[hobiwonder]

okay send me your most unpopular opinion i wanna know how problematic i am compared to u guys

#DO IT #TALK TO ME FELLAS

[hobiwonder]

I think that Permission To Dance is a shit song when compared tho the rest of BTS's title tracks.

I do like the message of the song, and it is very in character for BTS. But it doesn't sound like a BTS song. And it is really obvious when you hear it that it was written by someone that has nothing to do with the kpop industry.

I think the boys vocal performance suffers from the song being fully in English when they perform it live. Because they have to focus so much on the words being pronounce right. (I think it's cool how much effort they put into it tho. And that they were up for the challenge.) I don't feel like Butter and Dynamite had the same problem. At least not to the same extent as Permission To Dance does with the vocals.

i agree with all of this lol

#fax

[hobiwonder]

jimin is your least fav in bts

KENDJJSJEWJ HOW DARE YOU I LOVE HIM

#omfg i think i kinda do dislike him sometimes??? #when he talks about his skin getting darker and how he doesn't like that.... #ye

[hobiwonder]

I MISS YOUUUUU !! <33

I MISS TALKING TO YOUUUU

[hobiwonder]

My unpopular opinion is that I don't like long hair on any of the BTS members

OOOOO THIS DEF IS A HOT TAKE HAHAHAHA

[hobiwonder]

okay send me your most unpopular opinion i wanna know how problematic i am compared to u guys

#send ya opinions

[hobiwonder]

11 DAYS OF YOONGI | fave outfits  ⤷  DAECHWITA

#when did i get over this?????? #HOW DARE MY BRAIN FORGET THIS #time to stare for 5 hrs gay

[hobiwonder]

i dont know how you do it dia... i just don't

Schedules & Progress

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⇝— Updated: Mar 4th, 2022

⇝— 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 ⇝— 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬

⇝— 𝐉𝐚𝐧 - 𝐌𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

✎ Blog announcement: insight on 2022

✎ Sneak peek: Wip teasers and summaries

✎ A Night With You: a drabble | Chanyeol x reader | boyfriend!Chanyeol drabble, fluff - Posted: Jan 23rd, 2022

✎ Sweet Temptations [M] | Jungkook x reader x Taehyung | Sex Club!au, Escort!Taehyung, Escort!Jungkook - Posted: Feb 21st, 2022

✎ Shifters series: Fic Glossary & World Map

✎ Alpha’s Inferno | Namjoon x OC | Supernatural!au, Werewolf!Namjoon, Vampire!reader, Angst, Fluff, part of Shifters Series - Schedule: Feb/Mar 2022

✎ Eternal Sunshine | Hoseok x reader | Past Lovers!AU, New Beginning, inspired by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minds (yes, the movie), Epilogue for Spotless Minds - Schedule: Feb 18th, 2022

✎ Bedroom Hymns | Yoongi x reader | Fairytale retelling, Fairy King!Yoongi, Princess!reader - Schedule: Mar 2022

✎ In Motion P.11 | Jungkook x reader | Masturbation Club!au, Smut, Mature theme - Schedule: Mar 2022

✎ Bad For You: Undercover - A Spin-Off | Taehyung x reader | Stripper!au, Stripper!Taehyung, Smut, Angst, Mature theme - Schedule: TBD

⇝— 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

✎ Slow Dancing | Namjoon x reader; Jungkook x reader | Soulmate!au, Angst | Chapter list - weekly/biweekly posting schedule - latest update: chapter v. homecoming ii; posted February 10th, 2022

⇝— 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞: Mar 4th, 2022

➛ 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝:     ↪ Monthly Writing Journal     ↪ Writing Class 101 with Dia ⟶ New     ↪ Original Story: Honey Skies | Prologue; Chapter 1-12     ↪ Never Falling (M) - Uncut Version      ↪ We Are All Dreamers (M) - Special Edition: Male version     ↪ Game On! (M) - Unpublished WIP (rough draft) | Jungkook x reader 

➛ 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 & 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜:     ↪ Carousel; character chart & family tree     ↪ Carousel; Inspiration Board     ↪ Shifters Series; Inspiration Board     ↪ The Dragon King: Blood Moon Rising side story - excerpt & moodboard     ↪ Cinnamon Bliss;Inspiration Board     ↪ About Time; Inspiration Board     ↪ Shifters Series; World Map & Legends ⟶ New

➛ 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚃𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚜:     ↪ Only Us | Jungkook x reader x Jungkook | Mafia!Jungkook, FBI Agent!reader, Twin!Jungkook    ↪ G.H.O.S.T - A Hacker’s Tale: Carousel Side Story | Hoseok x reader | Hacker!Hoseok, assassin!reader       ↪ Take It Slow (previously titled Virgin Mary) | DEAN x reader | Bartender!Dean, Writer!reader

¸¸.·¯⍣✩ 𝔤𝔬 𝔱𝔬 𝖓𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖕𝖆𝖌𝖊 .·✩·.¸

#she's like.... inhuman JDHSHSJSJSNSI #feeds us so much and so OFTEN #amazing

[hobiwonder]

Missed u and ur mommy milkers 🥺👄

@jincherie is that you

[hobiwonder]

hey do u use grammarly

that implies writing and i haven't done that in over a year xxxx