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these are, alas, not mine, but they cracked me up so I wanted to share them with you

#‘​long live the jake shake’ #😭😭😭

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Host: You wear gloves that are really protective, and that was really cool that you showed me your glove last year and compared it to the gloves of your teammates in the stall next to you, they’re completely different. They remind me of the original gloves, like hockey gloves that I saw when I was 12. Tell me about your gloves being leather and the others’ not.

Sid: Yeah, I mean, that’s just what I use, you know. Growing up, that’s what hockey gloves were, they were a little bit longer, heavier, just with the material, and that’s just what I got used to wearing and what I’ve always used, I don’t think I’ve changed my gloves since—

Host: Do you know of anybody else using leather?

Sid: Not many, no. I mean, guys typically go lighter, they like lighter gloves and- with all the different materials they have, they like smaller gloves, just because they’re not as intrusive, they’re able to handle the puck and feel their stick a little bit better but— I always liked the little bit heavier gloves, the weight on your hands…”

For @plethoriall

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them 😌

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Sdfkjladsfjklksdjfldjklf he looks GOOD

#baby please. please i know you owed some back taxes or whatever but surely you have enough to afford a new phone #did sid give you his nokia from 2005? what is going on. #<- LMAO #for real

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omg sid 😭

#IM FINE #😭

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Well, it sounds like Kyle fucked up with Jake and he’s not coming back

#did i have hope? #maybe #but now its gone #jake guentzel #pittsburgh penguins

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The Islanders have always had the worst fanbase in the league, but they’re really outdoing themselves this year

#doxing a social media admin because your team sucks??? #what a bunch of losers #ny islanders #nhl

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🎶 It’s your birthday

We gonna party like it’s your birthday 🎶

#love you kris #kris letang #pittsburgh penguins

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BAHAHAHA tied series, fuckers

#avs lb #colorado avalanche

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Ohh that was sick😂 the jets should be embarrassed

#avs lb

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NATE NATE NATE NATE DO IT!!!

#avs lb

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💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

#he was playing great and being so goofy

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extremely on brand matthew celly™️, draped over a goalie in the crease (x)

#i was laughing so hard

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Sick and twisted that they didn't give Matthew that second assist on the OT goal

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parise goal? GOOD FOR GRANDPA

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* Talking about Nate's great backhand*: "Like his boy Sidney Crosby"

#i cant make this shit up #nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #avs lb

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Oh, absolutely. Amazing play by nathan, amazing goal

#avs lb