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hogfarts-only:

Slytherin: Hey guys, can we normalize being amazing and beautiful and flawless? I’m getting kind of tired of being ashamed of it.

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ravenflowersposts:

Gryffindor: Come over.

Slytherin: To do what?

Gryffindor: Chill.

Slytherin: I do not “chill”. That’s how you end up with “chill-dren”.

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Slytherin: brb, birth giver calls for me

Ravenclaw: WAIT WHAT???

Slytherin: WHAT? WDYM??

Ravenclaw: BIRTH?? BIRTH OF WHO???

Slytherin: ME??????

Slytherin: BIRTH GIVER = MY MUM

Ravenclaw: WHAT?? YOU’RE NOT BORN YET???

Ravenclaw: oh..

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Ravenclaw: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always use them to climp up, even if some are slippery.

Slytherin: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always throw them back at life.

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Gryffindor: *looking at deleted messages on the group*

Gryffindor: what did you guys delete?

Hufflepuff: oh, we were just talking about Slytherin’s crush

Slytherin: he’s gay and I’m depressed

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Gryffindor: imma sleep now

Slytherin: k, me too

Hufflepuff: me too, have a good night guys

Gryffindor: sweet dreams

Slytherin: dream about me y'all

Hufflepuff: lol <3

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Slytherin: I’ve got toast now 😎

Hufflepuff: hmmmmmmmm toast

Slytherin: yes yes amazing🤩

Hufflepuff: toastie

Hufflepuff: toastie

hufflepuff: toastie

Hufflepuff: :D

Slytherin: *laughing because Hufflepuff is too cute* :D

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Ravenclaw: he kids about dating Kaue but they don’t date

Ravenclaw: he just kisses the homies goodnight

Ravenclaw: homiesexual

Slytherin: LMFAO

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Slytherin: I need to get up but my bed is too comfortable

Ravenclaw: lmao

Slytherin: make me wanna get up, tell me smth that will convince me

Ravenclaw: ok uhh

Ravenclaw: I’ll give u chicken nuggets next time we meet if u leave ur bed now

Slytherin: oooh that’s tempting

Slytherin: aaaaaaa

Slytherin: my cellphone just fell on my face

Ravenclaw: LMFAO

Ravenclaw: once my iPad fell on my face

Ravenclaw: never made the same mistake again

Slytherin: once my MacBook fell on my face

Ravenclaw: LMFAO

Slytherin: I swear

Ravenclaw: but- how??

Slytherin: I-

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Ravenclaw: so I was thinking, imagine if I actually paint my nails and use rings, and just show my house to a girl and I have a whip and 2 handcuffs

Ravenclaw: I think I’d be arrested

Slytherin: LMFAO

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hogwarts-houses-as-shit-ive-said:

Ravenclaw: *showing Slytherin a whip they have*

Slytherin: *starts laughing*

Ravenclaw: what?

Slytherin: you got a whip 😏

Ravenclaw: wha- nO-

Ravenclaw: I wanted to be a cowboy!

Slytherin: so, you wanna ride a horse or a guy?

Ravenclaw: w- SLYTHERIN!

Slytherin: *laughing their ass off*

Ravenclaw: *showing Slytherin the rest of their room*

Ravenclaw: what’s this?

Ravenclaw: oh, handcuffs

Slytherin: *laughs*

Ravenclaw: oh, there’s another one

Slytherin: omg jdjdkdhebshe

Ravenclaw: Slytherin, stop!

Slytherin: you’re so kinky hdjdjfjehsgudjdjekdjr

Ravenclaw: it’s not- !

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Ravenclaw: *showing Slytherin a whip they have*

Slytherin: *starts laughing*

Ravenclaw: what?

Slytherin: you got a whip 😏

Ravenclaw: wha- nO-

Ravenclaw: I wanted to be a cowboy!

Slytherin: so, you wanna ride a horse or a guy?

Ravenclaw: w- SLYTHERIN!

Slytherin: *laughing their ass off*

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mineclair:

Ravenclaw: what do kids with cancer and dark humour have in common?

Hufflepuff: …no hair?

Ravenclaw: [about to say “they never get old”]

Ravenclaw: y-yeah

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