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Hufflepuff: what are medusas body hairs?

Hufflepuff: like, in THOSE parts??

Hufflepuff: little snakes???

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"I don't hate her. It's just that if I was trapped in a room with her and 2 serial killers waiting to kill me, a gun and 2 bullets... I'd shoot her twice."

- harry about umbridge at some point

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Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff: *chatting*

Hufflepuff: y'know?

Ravenclaw: no

Hufflepuff: wait, you don't know?

Ravenclaw: I don't, but if I did, I would

#ravenclaw can be confusing sometimes #ravenclaw #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses as shit i've said #slytherin #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gryffindor #hogwarts #hufflepuff

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Slytherin: I found out my sexuality yesterday

Hufflepuff: oh, did you? That's great!

Slytherin: yeah, I'm yarrsexual

Hufflepuff: wh-

Slytherin: y'know?

Hufflepuff: n-no...

Slytherin: I be attracted to pirates, matey

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: you can be so weird sometimes...

#tbf pirates do be the best #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses as shit i've said #slytherin #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hogwarts #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #gryffindor #pirates

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Slytherin: *climbing the walls weirdly*

Ravenclaw: oh my god, you're gonna die

Slytherin: YAAAAAY

#it just be like that #ravenclaw #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses as shit i've said #slytherin #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gryffindor #hogwarts #hufflepuff

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Slytherin: take this and put it there, servant

Hugflepuff: *rolls eyes, laughs and does it*

Slytherin: see? even as my servant you're happy. Therefore, I make you happy

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Ravenclaw: *reading*

Gryffindor: *loud talking and noises*

Ravenclaw: excuse you but I am reading

Gryffindor: but you're not supposed to read, you're supposed to pray

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Gryffindor: *looks at captain america's mini shield*

Gryffindor: oh look it's Thor's shield

Ravenclaw: *chuckling* it's Thor's shield??

Gryffindor: yeah

Ravenclaw: Thor's shield??

Gryffindor: yes??

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: wait are you actually serious?

Gryffindor: No?? Why would I???

Ravenclaw: idk you're such a good actor

Gryffindor: stop saying that, you're ruining my career

Ravenclaw: ????

#my brother is so weird #ravenclaw #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses as shit i've said #slytherin #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #gryffindor #hogwarts

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Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *watching soap opera bc they have nothing else to do*

Slytherin: is this the episode the dude dies?

Ravenclaw: what

Slytherin: I hope this is the episode he dies, I wanna watch that

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: same

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ravenclaw: *looks at Tinker Bell*

ravenclaw: if you take her wings off she's just a human with leaves

#my brother is just so iconic #ravenclaw is either him or my best friend lmao #the iconic ones are probably my brother #anyway #ravenclaw #hogwarts houses as shit i've said #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes

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Slytherin: Hey guys, can we normalize being amazing and beautiful and flawless? I’m getting kind of tired of being ashamed of it.

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Gryffindor: Come over.

Slytherin: To do what?

Gryffindor: Chill.

Slytherin: I do not "chill". That's how you end up with "chill-dren".

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Slytherin: brb, birth giver calls for me

Gryffindor: WAIT WHAT???

Slytherin: WHAT? WDYM??

Gryffindor: BIRTH?? BIRTH OF WHO???

Slytherin: ME??????

Slytherin: BIRTH GIVER = MY MUM

Gryffindor: WHAT?? YOU'RE NOT BORN YET???

Gryffindor: oh..

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Ravenclaw: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always use them to climp up, even if some are slippery.

Slytherin: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always throw them back at life.

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Hufflepuff: I'm taking care of my bunny and I just stepped on 2 poops at the same time

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Gryffindor: *giggles*

Gryffindor, in a sweet voice: ok

Gryffindor: *proceeds to swallow their phone*

#my gryffindor friend is the most iconic person ever #gryffindor #slytherin #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #hogwarts houses incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hogwarts houses as shit I've said

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Gryffindor: I almost ripped off my toenail today

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