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hogwarts-olympus · 5 days
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"we wanna keep the price low enough where anybody and everybody is able to afford it" for an unnecessary $6 a month subscription from the mouth of someone who drives a tesla and wants to make a show where he judges whether a dish with edible gold and caviar on top of it is "worth it" while the majority of their audience is struggling to make rent is giving high key let them eat cake energy
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hogwarts-olympus · 6 days
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As a long-time fan of Watcher and even BuzzFeed back in the day, I'm beyond bummed out at the decision they've made.
I can't afford a streaming service. Paywalls are ruining the internet and turning it into cable TV.
This came with absolutely no warning and it feels like a weird betrayal of loyal fans.
Best of luck to them, but this isn't a journey I can support.
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hogwarts-olympus · 6 days
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watcher leaving youtube... for a streaming service????
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hogwarts-olympus · 3 months
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Can we please stop acting like The Lightning Thief (2010) movie was an abomination? Okay so Annabeth didn’t have blonde hair, the actors were older than the characters, blah blah blah. It was good movie with memorable scenes and a great cast. I honestly prefer some of the movie scenes to the current Disney+ show (crucify me!). I’m a grown ass adult now who read the books 14 years ago and I’m sick of the snobby reviews. Just let people enjoy media!
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hogwarts-olympus · 4 months
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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hogwarts-olympus · 6 months
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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]
ANTIGONE:
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LLOYD GARMADON:
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hogwarts-olympus · 6 months
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Characters who are around the same age in the late 1920s if you squint:
-Indiana Jones
-The crew from The Mummy (1999)
-Jonathan and Mina Harker's son from Dracula (1897)
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hogwarts-olympus · 9 months
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dr. henry indiana jones: i have dedicated my entire life to science,
*destroys six shelves full of historic artifacts*
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hogwarts-olympus · 9 months
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YES, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING!!
How am I supposed to know that the opening sequence in the Dial of Destiny takes place in Poland (?) 1945 other then listening very intently to the dialogue throughout the movie? Even though a big chunk of the beginning takes place in New York City 1969, I can only assume that because of Moon Day. Otherwise I was under the impression that it was 1972, 15 years after Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
My one real criticism of the new movie is that they didn’t do a date card at all. They did the title card in the classic Raiders font (only film that doesn’t is temple of doom). As most films will have the title card then the following sequence with the date and location- they’re classic! We all know what I’m talking about… dial of destiny just doesn’t. Which as a film that jumps from the 30s to the 60s SHOULD AT LEAST ONCE? You would think! If crystal skull, the widely hated (undeservingly but that’s for another time) movie does this!
Best example is Last crusade which also has a separate date from it’s opening sequence but still puts a date and location for both!
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hogwarts-olympus · 10 months
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whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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it’s been ten fucking years since i’ve been seeing your face round here.
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic
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hogwarts-olympus · 1 year
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girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to
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