hogwartsdusk

[hogwartsdusk]

hufflepuff: i’m taking you some place to talk.

slytherin: but i don’t like to talk.

hufflepuff: but you do like to lie—which you just did. Because we both know you love to talk.

slytherin:

hufflepuff: talkie-talkie 🤌

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[hogwartsdusk]

flight attendant: we are about to take off. please make sure all small things are secure.

gryffindor: *looks at slytherin*

slytherin: i will stab you.

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[hogwartsdusk]

gryffindor: how long did it take before you guys started liking me?

slytherin: couple weeks

hufflepuff: 6 months

ravenclaw: jury’s still out

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[hogwartsdusk]

hufflepuff: hey sly, i’m going to the mall. did you do your christmas list?

slytherin: cash, a cell phone, and to be left alone.

hufflepuff: okay, raven did you make your list for santa?

ravenclaw: what i really want this year is some answers. what’s the true meaning of christmas? are we here for a reason? what is the purpose of life?

hufflepuff: ...how about a bike?

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[hogwartsdusk]

hufflepuff: *grabs something from under their bed* awh, my caterpillar never turned into a butterfly :(

ravenclaw: that’s a cheeto.

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[hogwartsdusk]

*at a crime scene*

gryffindor: victim is 6’1”. his body...has already turned into a ghost.

cop: sir, that’s just a sheet we covered the body with.

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[hogwartsdusk]

gryffindor: ow, my armkle!

hufflepuff: your what?

ravenclaw: *sighs* their wrist.

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[hogwartsdusk]

*eating breakfast in the great hall*

ravenclaw: so.. what do you want?

slytherin: in life? a heart, a soul, maybe a companion, a-

hufflepuff: they meant food. for breakfast.

slytherin: oh.. i’ll have cheerios.

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[hogwartsdusk]

slytherin: oh my god, raven, that’s so cool that you still live with your grandmother.

ravenclaw: i live alone. this is my stuff. i like quilts.

slytherin: stop. each sentence is getting sadder.

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[hogwartsdusk]

slytherin: it was like taking candy from a baby.

hufflepuff: why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? don’t give candy to a baby! they can’t brush their teeth!

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[hogwartsdusk]

“you probably can’t tell, but i’m flexing my brain like crazy right now”

- gryffindor

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[hogwartsdusk]

ravenclaw: hey huff, you know how you’re really good at doodling?

hufflepuff: i know you think you’re complimenting me, but calling them doodles is an insult. you a big fan of picasso’s doodles?

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[hogwartsdusk]

ravenclaw: gryff, i want you to do nothing. just stand next to me and say “yes ravenclaw”.

gryffindor: okay, ravenclaw.

ravenclaw: [sighs] come on, man.

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[hogwartsdusk]

hufflepuff: what the hell is going on here?

ravenclaw: slytherin’s trying to steal my sandwich.

slytherin: well, we both ordered meatball subs, but they only delivered one. it’s mine!

hufflepuff: guys, just walk to the sub shop, it’s a block away, and get a second sandwich.

ravenclaw: walk?

slytherin: are you insane?

hufflepuff: fine. cut the damn sandwich in half.

slytherin: and then what genius? we eat a 6-inch sub?

ravenclaw: two and a half meatballs a piece?

slytherin: are we children?

ravenclaw: what is this, russia?

hufflepuff: that’s it. no one eats the sub. get back to work!

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[hogwartsdusk]

slytherin: timothée chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay. timothée chalamet, shimmy-yah, shimmy-yay.

gryffindor: sly??

slytherin: sorry, i’m doing my vocal warm-up.

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[hogwartsdusk]

slytherin: can’t believe i just escaped death! i haven’t felt this alive since i almost got killed by that bus.

gryffindor: i know, right? what a rush!

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[hogwartsdusk]

gryffindor: it doesn’t make sense. why hasn’t sly struck back?

ravenclaw: they’re in mourning.

gryffindor: no, no...if anyone can mourn and murder at the same time it’s sly. something’s up.

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