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green + taylor swift lyrics 🍀

#ts

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sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is

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Miss Calloway

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cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

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Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

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#OH BABY #hs

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me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

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#LISTEN my roommates and I spray painted this on a rock on campus during finals week and someone PAINTED OVER THE CRISIS #THEY LEFT MERRY #LITERALLY JUST COVERED CRISIS #and that is why i regret going to a private christian institution

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The customer is never right

#HONESTLYYYYYYY

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

#mood

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S/o to my mom just cuz