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#amazingphil

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phil's silly anecdote was indeed not a lie and it's just that this man just so happens to have had the most strange and unique life experiences

#amazingphil

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So based on the internet this is the consensus on the atla live action series:

#avatar the last airbender

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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Get fucked cunt.

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“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

#long post

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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Love is really dope when you find your person.

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Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

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teaching yourself how to deal with mildly annoying inconveniences is imo an essential part of treating the disabled people around you with compassion and no i'm not kidding

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“And no, Jensen, not in key.”

#supernatural

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Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO