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[hollypixie]

AAAAAAAAAHHH

Artemis Fowl AU where we just ignore everything after The Opal Deception (where the whole damn series fell off the rails - y'all know it's true) and Artemis grows up to be a pompous, amoral hacker with increasingly questionable methods while Holly kicks ass and takes names as a PI both topside and underground because somebody has to keep her most least favourite human in check on occasion.

#artemis fowl #holly short

[hollypixie]

OH MY GOD

#artemis fowl

[hollypixie]

HOLLY IN A SUIT!!!!!

An ask for Holly: I know that you don't care for formal wear, but have you considered trying suits? I'm sure that a certain fashionista of yours can help you pick just the right style for you!

Holly: I'm not sure who you're referring to. Juliet has tried to get me to wear a suit, but all her suggestions are two low-cut for my taste. Lili hates suits. Minerva doesn't talk to me unless she has to, and Mulch is only interested in couture with "ice and bling." Foaly is actually great with fashion, but has a blind spot for bipedal clothing.

Unless you meant Artemis? In which case, I'm not giving him the satisfaction.

I actually don't have a distaste for formal wear, but I wear constricting formal clothes every day for my job, so I don't buy it for myself.

Holly: This suit isn't constricting at all though, lol. But I also can't see my feet.

#holly short #I AM FREAKING OUT

[hollypixie]

Colfer cant write straight characters.

[hollypixie]

THE BEST ANNIVERSARY GIFT!!!!!!!

Asks have been closed. Number of asks as of May 29th: 75.

#artemis fowl #fowldom #happy lady

[hollypixie]

by (not so) popular demand: edited the rest of the covers that whitewashed holly to right an injustice (other af edits here)

[hollypixie]

so well done.

tac cover except holly isn’t whitewashed 

#artemis fowl

[hollypixie]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

hello fowldom this is my official application to join I’ve been lurking since i was 12 in 2013. Please accept this arty as an offering

#artemis fowl

[hollypixie]

so beautiful i love her so so bad

The flyboy herself. <3

#artemis fowl #holly short

[hollypixie]

yea.

me: *sees Ireland sticker on five's suitcase* my mind: Artemis Fowl

#artemis fowl

[hollypixie]

the artemis fowl wiki, everyone

[hollypixie]

Angeline: We need to talk.

Artemis Fowl Sr.: goes missing for two years

[hollypixie]

No.1.: So, Artemis, I’ve been studying the etymology of your name.

Artemis: (here we go again). Go on then, my friend, enlighten me.

No.1.: It’s actually a feminine name, with it’s origins in Greek mythology.

Artemis: Yes. Surprisingly, I did know that much already.

No.1: It was all rather interesting, but it has left me with a burning question…

Artemis: You astound me.

No.1: When your mother was pregnant with you, did your parents expect you to be born a -

Artemis: Girl?

No.1: Greek?

Artemis:……

Artemis:……..

Artemis: Did my Irish parents in their Irish home, living in the middle of the Irish countryside, have reason to anticipate that I might be born a Greek?

No.1: That’s what I asked. 

Artemis:….

Artemis: You would have to ask them.

[hollypixie]

my notebook is the most beautiful notebook of all notebooks in the world.

#artemis fowl #holly short #artemis fowl books #eoin colfer #artemis #books #opal koboi #julius root #mulch diggums #domovoi butler #the best notebook in the world

[hollypixie]

THIS IS SO AMAZING I AM NOT OKAY#!*(($"))")"

Did someone say Leyendecker study 👀

#artemis fowl #they are so beautiful

[hollypixie]

does anyone know how i make this type of gif???

#help it's urgent #artemis fowl #hi

[hollypixie]

THIS LMAO

Have some random artemis fowl memes

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Artemis like halfway through every book realizing he messed up:

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Myles just all the time:

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Like half to series was holly beating people up as artemis watched from a distance like "yea, nice, you go girl"

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Ok like honestly books 4-8 all had at least a paragraph per book of artemis being like "what? I can't do this?? It's morally wrong?? That's bullshit. I hate this shit."

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The beginning of nearly every book:

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#artemis fowl #help lmao