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not sure what their angle is but i am a DOG WALKER not an EASTERN EUROPEAN MODEL WALKER! they do not pay me enough!!!!!! but how much does this pay jw
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who wore it better
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i spent most of our walk trying to figure out which end was which :||||||||| they do not PAY me enough for the kind of investigative work this required
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this dog is more dog than i am man
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not sure why this lil white mushroom needed to be walked, but CASH is CASH amirite!!!!
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how much to walk that doggie in the window? the one with the waggly tail how much to walk that doggie in the window? i do hope you will tip me the big bucks
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90% butt, 10% attitude, ZERO PERCENT TIPS
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i'm not here to be your friend i'm here to PAY MY RENT
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I THINK MY GRANDMA GOT TURNED INTO A DOG WHAT DO I DO HELP DO I STILL GET PAID
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where's perdita, amirite???? not every day you get to walk a movie star--all i know is i better get a cut of the royalties!!!!!
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poor little doggie kept staking me when i tried to leave the house--it looked so sad and lonely..BITCH NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL EVERY DAY TELL YOUR MOM TO TIP ME
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love me an evening stroll and some sirius radio
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told me he voted for trump
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my vilpux evolved into a ninetails but STILL NO TIPS
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I WALKED A CELEBRITY TODAY
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talk dirty to me
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just a lil animal cracker
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