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fun fact, Batman is actually only that jacked because he refused to accept that his Robins were too big to be picked up, even as adults

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Anytime there's wiggling and giggles from under Batman's cape

The Entire JLA:

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Roy : yo. Jay.

Jason : what's good

Roy : can I maybe play with your hair in a bro way ??

Roy : *inching closer*

Roy : maybe--maybe sit in your lap in a bro way ??

Jason : shit bro. . . . I mean, like. . . . . .

Jason : *opens his arms wide*

Jason : I do be feelin a bit touch starved tbh

Roy : same dude. fuckin same

Artemis & Kori : *watching from the doorway*

Kori : they are bonding quite well these days

Artemis : that was honestly the cringest shit I've ever been cursed to witness i swear to god--

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Before kirk and spock no two men had ever been homosexual

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the batfamily as my favorite twitter posts :-)

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That entire thing is Alfred pretending he can't/won't make up another room (put sheets on the bed, etc etc. typical butler stuff for when guests come over) in order to force Dick and Jason to spend time together which causes some typical sibling bickering but go off

I will never not laugh at Scott Lobdell making Dick and Jason fight over a bed. Apparently, Wayne manor had a dozen ballrooms and two dozen bathrooms and a massive well-appointed cave underneath but there was only 1 bedroom for two grown up boys. Is the Wayne manor bigger on the outside, tiny on the inside? Was Alfred putting them in the servant’s quarters? Did Alfred and Bruce go “oh these are poor kids, they are used to 5 in a bed”? What was the thought process there for Lobdell? lol 

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Zatanna eyeing up Jason like: 👀

Bruce realising Jason's about to start dating his high school ex-girlfriend: 🤡

I think Jason Todd should learn sleight of hand tricks to fuck with his siblings in mundane yet infuriating and baffling ways.

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who here has seen coneheads. its a bit scary

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#batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #jim gordon #dc comics #btas #batman the animated series #dc #detective comics

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Yeah so I googled Tracy, CA and it turns out there is currently a tiktok account documenting the renovation of a 1923 mortuary in Tracy and it has like hidden rooms and shit and is definitely haunted

i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

#also 4 days ago a doctor got convicted for running an illegal opioid operation out of a spa in Tracy #imagine going to the local spa to relax and forget that you live in the scariest town in america #only to realise the spa is a front for an illegal prescription drug operation

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I only come back to this account to bitch about how people don't like the New 52 lol

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N52 Jason is friends with Tim and is literally the Jason Todd you've all always wanted but none of you have read a comic that has come out since 2011 and honestly it's sad bc N52/Rebirth is so good

Jason in fanon: It was so unfair of you to fire Tim as Robin, Dick! 😡

Jason in canon:

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Superman: using child soldiers is wrong, Bruce

Batman, desperately attempting to install an electric fence around the Batcave despite having full knowledge that it will keep precisely none of his Robins from getting out anyway: I keep telling THEM that but they WONT STOP TRYING TO PUNCH CLOWNS

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Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

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Roman Sionis: You played me like a fiddle! Jason Todd: Oh no, Black Mask. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. Jason Todd: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.