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Anybody else find it ironic that Ahsoka left the Jedi to quit being a child soldier while Obi-wan left the Jedi to become a child soldier.

#ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #star wars #the clone wars

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry 

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele 

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Obiwan and grogu are around the same age.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars grogu #grogu djarin #grogu #the mandalorian #jedi

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Anakin Skywalker is a hufflepuff and nothing can change my mind

#hufflepuff #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker #darth vader #star wars #prequel memes

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Apparently some people don’t put their butter in the freezer???

#what the fuck #butter #weird

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Anybody ever fry food and be like. Damn I wanna stick my hand in that extremely hot oil. Cause like it looks like it would be satisfying but my one working brain cell says it would hurt

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

He’s the Umbridge of the Clone Wars

The only thing in the Star Wars fandom that gives me faith in it is the fact that there’s not a single fan out there who likes Krell. No one has tried to redeem him, no one has tried to defend him, we just all know he’s shit. Some of y’all are absolutely batshit insane but I’ve never seen anyone do a hot take and say “you know, Pong Krell wasn’t that bad.” If anyone ever does I may just straight up leave the fandom but for now we’re all decent humans here.

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Thor has all speak so that’s why he can understand humans. But can he read.

#Thor #mcucentral #marvel

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

I’m sure I’m not the first person to say this but someone needs to draw baby Cerberus with dog cones

#ceberus #greek myth aesthetic #greek mythology

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

The other 31% are also striminals just smart enough not to snitch on themselves

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

15 cats actually

REBLOG if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are SECRETLY 16 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

My niece is so funny

5 year old niece: Mommy is fucker a bad word.

Sis-in-law:Uh... Yes don’t say that again

Niece: ok

Sis: where did you here that

Niece: myself

#only way she could sag a bad word #and not get into trouble #kids #children #kids say the darndest things #little shit

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

I want a R2-D2 movie of the Starwars films from his perspective with a voice over for his thoughts and Pg13 with an fbomb

#r2d2 #star wars #all the way from the prequels to the sequel #and the originals #and in between

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Lemony Snicket wrote 2020

#lemony snicket #series of unfortunate events #2020

[holy-hell-is-an-oxymoron]

Once a boy called me a bookworm and I said thanks and he said that it wasn’t a compliment and I responded with “yet I took it as such” and I have never felt more powerful in my life

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I see so many jokes about tumbler users ending up prophesizing the future. I raise you that the gods have a tumblr account, see some posts, and are like, this would be hilarious to inflict on the mortals

#2020 #tumblr #hellhole #hell #what the fuck