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holyfluffly · 2 years

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Bone Warming

Rating: M

Genre: smut, fluff, established relationship

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader(f) x Mark Lee

Word Count: 1.8 k

Warnings: cock warming, body positivity,

A/N: It’s my first time writing for Mark, so I really hope I did him justice here.

Also: Here is a playlist I made just for this fic. 😉💜

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“Yo, Darling.” Baekhyun’s rumbling voice calls through your phone speaker. “Are you still coming to the studio today?”

Quickly you glance at the clock on your nightstand. You have been studying for the last four hours and had completely lost track of the time. “Y-Yes.” The word stammers from your throat.

A familiar voice calls out, “Ask her to pick up some grub on her way.” Mark snickers softly, “We’ll be hungry.”

“I’ll grab something,” hastily you gather your things as you dart from your apartment to run to the bus stop, “what do you want to eat?”

Without missing a beat Baek growls, “You.”

You miss a step on the apartment stairway, sliding the last five rungs onto the lobby floor, “Wha- what?” The whisper stumbles from between your lips. Although you’ve been seeing the two of them for almost a year, they never cease to surprise you.

“Ya, Baek-hyung!” Mark yells.

“What?” He chuckles, “Gotta love our angel’s pie.”

You can practically hear Mark’s smirk across the line, “True, she’s the sweetest I’ve ever had.”

Shaking off the tremors running through your limbs, you confidently ask, “What would you like to go with this pie?”

A little old lady checking her mailbox eyes you quietly, winking when you make eye contact. Heat floods through you as you promptly exit the building.

“Precious, we sent over a car to get you. We really just want you, and it’s cold here…” Baekhyun pausing, almost as if he’s gathering the courage to ask his question, “Would you keep our bones warm?”

You freeze, a deer in headlights expression on your face, “Keep your…” your brain barely seems to process his words when Mark butts in, practically yelling into the receiver on their end.

“Ya! Will you sit on our dicks!? Please?” His tone turns pleading as they both remember all the times they’ve asked this of you before, your hesitation and worries always at the forefront of your mind. “I know we’ve asked before, and yes we’ve got some work to do, but,” at this point, you’re pretty sure he’s taken the phone from Baekhyun as he’s the only one talking now, “we’d really enjoy it if you would.” His voice lowers to the point where you barely make out his next words, “We love you.” You can imagine how brightly he is blushing, just as he does every time he says those words to you in person.

“I-I love you both too.” You slide into the open door of the car that pulls up in front of your apartment. Twisting to the side you pull the seat belt over your shoulder as far as you can before clicking it into the lock. “Can I think about it on the way there?”

Excitement laces his next words, “Of course. No pressure.”

“Okay. See you both soon.” You whisper out just before ending the call. That’s when it hits you… you forgot to put on any underwear and are now seated in the back of a company car in an oversized tee and a pair of booty shorts. Nervously, you tug the hem of your tee further over your bare thighs and adjusting the seatbelt to comfortably fit over your frame.

The entire car ride is filled with you steadily doing everything you can to avoid eye contact with the driver whenever he glances in the rearview mirror. Your brain whirls between thoughts, ‘They know how I feel about my size’ you glance out the window seeing a man and woman holding hands as they walk down the sidewalk, ‘They keep telling me that it’s okay, and I do want to try, but’ “Ugh.” You grunt out under your breath, not noticing the driver glance back at you. By the time you reach the underground entrance to the studios, you haven’t made a decision one way or the other. You’re just scrambling to make it from the car to the privacy or Baekhyun’s private workroom.

Swiftly, you punch in the code they’d given you before rushing your way into the room, running straight into Mark’s waiting arms.

“Hey, Princess.” His smile warms you through, causing you to feel like you’re melting.

Baekhyun turns in his chair, his eyes soft as he takes in your nervous behavior. “Angel, are you worried because you think you’re too big?” Mark squeezes you tightly as he feels you shrink into his arms more. “Cause we don’t think you are.”

Mark whispers into your ear, his breath playing along the shell of your ear, “We think you’re drop-dead gorgeous.” His words send shivers along your spine. “Plus, have you seen how much Baek-hyung has been lifting lately? He’s like Hulk.”

A smirk slides across Baekhyun’s lips, “Mmm, precious, let us make you feel good.” His expression gentles again as you let slip a soft chuckle, “Can we try, if it’s uncomfortable we can stop.”

“No pressure whatsoever, Princess.” Mark smiles, nuzzling into your neck.

Fire runs along your veins, giving you the courage to nod, “Okay.”

Desire pools into Baekhyun’s eyes as he crooks one finger at you, luring you closer to his welcoming lap. His hands glide up your thighs as Mark places gentle kisses along the column of your throat.

Fingers lightly hook into the waistband of your shorts as Baekhyun slips them from your legs; licking his lips he looks back up at you, “Angel, would you like to keep your shirt on or off?”

Slowly, your eyes fluttering you try to process what he is asking as Mark’s lips leave shiver-inducing trails along your shoulders. “Um, on?”

“As you wish.” He whispers, turning you to face away from him and pulling you softly into his lap.

Mark’s eyes dart to your legs as Baekhyun carefully applies pressure to your thighs, spreading them open. Gently, his fingers slide along the supple flesh. “Precious, you know we love you right?” Timidly, you nod your head, heat creeping into your cheeks and along your chest. “We love you just the way you are, right Mark?”

His gaze snaps up to your’s, “Just the way you are, Princess.”

With those words, Baekhyun glides his fingers along your labia, gathering the slick that has already begun to form, “You’re already wet for us?” His tone is questioning, but you know he’s not really questioning you.

Slowly, cautiously, he sinks them into your depths, eliciting a small whimpering moan from you.

"Mark, grab the tube." Baekhyun requested, pointing over his shoulder.

Hurriedly Mark shuffled through the drawers, locating the small collection of lubricant. "Which one?"

"Hmm," Baek grinned, "the warming one."

Your heart began to race knowing how hard it is for you to sit still when they use that specific kind. "But Baek-" you begin to whine.

"Angle, you're going to sit very still while Mark works on the track, okay?" You look into his eyes and you nod, your trust in him calming any anxiety you had.

As Mark takes his seat before his desk once more, Baekhyun fully lifts you, his arms securely under your thighs, and effortlessly carries you to Mark's lap. Once you're firmly straddled across his legs Mark reaches between you both and rubs just the tip of his member between your folds.

"Don't forget the lube." Baekhyun smiles as he drips a healthy dose over Mark's dick.

Smoothly, Mark plunges into your core provoking a loud moan to escape your lungs.

"Now no moving, either of you." Baekhyun chides before he walks to the microphone on the corner.

Small whimpers sound from behind you every time that you unconsciously clench. The heat from the synthetic lubricant enticing you to swivel your hips, if even just slightly, but both of them continue to work. Only Mark's whimpers letting you know that you aren't the only one yearning to move.

Baekhyun begins to sing, his voice filling the studio and surrounding you. You lay back on Mark's shoulder just trying to revel in the sound of him singing.

Suddenly, Mark shifts causing his shaft to move in and out, just once but it's enough to send you shudderingly close to orgasm. His heart beating a heavy beat against your back, you feel him take in deep breaths before slipping a pair of headphones over your ears.

The heavy cadence of the base begins to drum into your ears, Mark’s raspy rap adding a layer to Baekhyun’s angelic tones. Unconsciously you begin to move to the music, lightly rolling your pelvis and closing your eyes, losing yourself with in the music

Abruptly, Mark’s hands grab onto your hips, swiftly stilling your movements. The music cuts off and your eyes fly open to find Baekhyun inches from you, a sly smirk on his lips.

“Angel, our music really does things to you doesn’t it?” His tone is playful and you feel Mark’s shuddering breaths behind you.

Struggling to speak, Mark gasps out, “Baek-hyung, I can’t hold on much longer.” His fingers dig into your sides as his self-control begins to weaken.

A finger gently grazes your cheek as Baekhyun softly smiles at you, “You close too, Angel?”

You suck your bottom lip in just as Mark makes a jerking trust in and out of you, causing you to gasp, releasing that lip once more before you nod quickly, begging Baekhyun to let you move, but you continue to hold yourself as still as possible.

“Okay.” He smiles at you before nodding to Mark, “Give our precious angel what she needs.”

Those words seem to be the reins to Mark’s self-control as they were uttered, he let go, unleashing his pent up energy. Rapidly he plunged deep with you, over and over. Deep grunts leaving his lips, as he drummed into you pushing you further and further up to the precipice of orgasm. You clench down on his phallus as you leap off the cliff into the blissful oblivion.

Just as Mark begins to falter, Baehyun pulls you from his lap, carrying you to the couch nearby. A low moan whispers from Mark’s lips as he finishes into his hand.

Carefully, laying you onto the couch, Baehyun kneels between your knees. Delicately he blows against you, before tenderly licking a slow path from your inner thigh to your core where he barries his tongue into you, his tongue flicking against your clit, quickly driving you back up that cliff into ecstasy once more. Stars explode behind your lids as he adds a finger to sink into your warm cunt. Expertly, he brings you to completion three more times, wringing every ounce of energy left within you. As you free fall into your last orgasm of the night, you slip into a peaceful slumber.

Blearily you wake, feeling soft, comforting heat surrounding you. Contented, you snuggle deeper into the embraces of your two boyfriends, letting yourself drift between waking and sleep.

“Happy Valentine’s Princess.” Mark shyly whispers into your ear.

#baekhyun fanfic #mark lee fanfic #superm smut #superm fanfic #exogifs #mark lee

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holyfluffly · 2 years

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Drabble Fridays

Pick a dialog prompt from the lists below (up to 4 prompts, and make sure to add which list it’s from)

Pick one to three member(s) (from one of the groups that I know, ie: BTS, GOT7, EXO, Seventeen, SHINee, Monsta X, Super Junior, History, Day6)

Drabble requests close at 11:59pm (CT) Thursday nights and open Monday mornings at 12:01am (CT)

1) “You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up.”

2) “You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat.”

3) “How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?”

4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”

5) “You look good all soaking wet.”

6) “Are you sure that’s what you want? I could really hurt you.”

7) “Oh my god you’re so much better than the last person I was with.”

8) “If you’re going to act like a little brat then I’m going to treat you like a little brat.”

9) “I don’t care how good it feels you’d better not cum until I tell you to.”

10) “Look, I’m not into choking but I wouldn’t mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while.”

11) “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.”

12) “You don’t have to be gentle with me, I don’t break easily.”

13) “Touch yourself for me.”

14) “Do you think you deserve to be punished?”

15) “You take my fingers so well, don’t you?”

16) “Shut up and take your pants off.”

17) “When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me.”

18) “Are you wearing my shirt?”

19) “Do you need me to finger you first?”

20) “You’d better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are.”

21) “Did I stutter? Do as you’re told!”

22) “Look at you, I’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking.”

23) “I can’t wait to be on my knees for you later.”

24) “Maybe if I punish you it’ll help you remember who you belong to next time.”

25) “Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?”

26) “Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me.”

27) “Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn’t tease me.”

28) “If you keep making those sounds I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”

29) “Take it off. Slowly.”

30) “Such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”

31) “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?”

32) “Kitten, don’t make me tell you twice.”

33) “Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic.”

34) “I love the sounds you make when you come undone.”

35) “Maybe I should get you a collar so you don’t forget who you belong to.”

36) “You’d better watch your fucking mouth.”

37) “Did I say you could stop?”

38) “I need you. Now!”

39) “I’m so sick of your voice. Why don’t you come over here and put your mouth to better use?”

40) “I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.”

41) “You keep acting like a little brat and I’ll take you over my knee right here, I don’t care how many people are watching.”

42) “I guess I’ll just get off all by myself.”

43) “Don’t you want to play with me?

44) "Yes! I mean yes, Sir!”

45) “When we get home I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore.”

46) “Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?”

47) “You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?”

48) “I can’t wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin.”

49) “You look so good on your knees like that.”

50) “I only want to please you.”

51) “Did you touch yourself while I was gone?”

52) “Are you going to be good from now on?”

53) “Is that a tattoo?”

54) “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.”

55) “Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don’t we see how many times I can make you cum right now.”

56) “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.”

57) “I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now.”

58) “Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.”

59) “So desperate for it, aren’t you? Well, if you want it so bad you’d better start taking it.”

60) “Please? I’ll be good, I promise!”

61) “If you don’t change out of those shorts and into some pants I’ll have them around your ankles by lunch time.”

62) “I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are.”

63) “Open your mouth.”

64) “I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers.”

65) “Pull my hair!”

66) “If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I’m going to bend you over that bed.”

67) “If you want to cum you’d better beg.”

68) “You know I don’t like to be teased.”

69) “Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you.”

70) "Say my name over and over again and, once you think you’ve said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who’s making you feel good.“

71) "I’m gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you’re spreading your legs for me.”

72) “Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?”

73) “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it.”

74) “Wow, I think you’re blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you.”

75) “You know, you look real pretty when you cry.”

76) “I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth.”

77) “Tell me what you like.”

78) “Shh, don’t worry, I’ll take very good care of you.”

79) “Look at you, grinding against everything, you’re really desperate for it. Aren’t you?”

80) “How do you feel about two at once?”

81) “Is that a thong?”

82) “Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.”

83) “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?”

84) “I love it when you dress up for me.”

85) “Did you dress up just for me?”

86) “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.”

87) “Think you can handle that much?”

88) “Mmm, good morning to you too.”

89) “Just pull the car over!”

90) “What’s wrong? I thought you liked teasing.”

91) “Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?”

92) “Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet.”

93) “It’s okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I’m between your legs.”

94) “Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you.”

95) “That tickles.”

96) “Were you touching yourself without permission?”

97) “I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this.”

98) “I see the gift I got you fits well.”

99) “You know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in.”

100) “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.”

1) "No one is coming to help you."

2) "Your screams are music to my ears."

3) "Keep your eyes open, I really want you to watch what I'm about to do to your little friend here."

4) "Does it kill you? Knowing that you can't do anything to stop me?"

5) "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you just yet."

6) "You were always too soft, never could stand up for yourself."

7) "Where's your hero now when you need them the most? I don't see them."

8) "Do you really think they could ever love you?"

9) "Look at you now, you're pathetic. You're weak."

10) "I don't want to rush this, I've been waiting a long time for this moment so I want to be able to take my time with you."

11) "But they told me they loved me." "Aww, sweetheart, they were lying, I'm the only one who could ever love you."

12) "I never wanted to hurt people! I didn't want this life! You made me a monster."

13) "I didn't make you a monster, you were just born that way."

14) "Hope you're not too attached to that hand."

15) "You killed them, you bury them."

16) "You made me hurt them." "I didn't make you do anything you didn't want to do."

17) "Do as you're told or you're going to make me angry."

18) "Don't ever say that name in front of me again, do you understand?"

19) "I only do these things because I love you, you know that right? I don't want to hurt you, but you just make me so angry sometimes."

20) "Don't take me back there! Please, I can't go back there. They're there."

21) "If I tell you what they made me do you wont be able to look at me the same."

22) "Let them go. I did everything you asked me to do, now just let them go!"

23) "You're a talker, I never liked talkers. Let's see how much talking you can do with your tongue cut out."

24) "You never listen, but that's okay because after I finish carving up your little friend over here I think you're going to be able to hear me just fine.

25) "I've never smashed anyone's hand with a hammer before so this is going to be a first for both of us."

26) "What happened to you? What did they say to you?" "Please don't make me tell you."

27) "I can't sleep, every time I close my eyes I see them."

28) "They were right, I'm weak and I couldn't save them."

29) "Let them go and you can have me. Let them go and I'll never try to leave again. I promise."

30) "No, they were my friend. I should be the one to kill them."

31) "No, go on, say it. Say that you wish I'd died instead of them, I know you want to!"

32) "Why do you stay with them? You don't deserve to be treated like this, no one does."

33) "The only thing you've ever been good at is being a coward!"

34) "You don't belong here, you never did."

35) "You're a waste of air."

36) "You're useless."

37) "They hurt you, why do you go back?" "They're the only family I've got."

38) "You don't have friends, we're the only ones who are able to tolerate you.

39) "I've felt pain all my life, but now? I don't feel anything." "Good, then you're ready."

40) "I wish they would have let you die that day."

41) "You always were too emotional."

42) "What do hugs feel like?"

43) "Why does everything hurt?"

44) "Why doesn't anyone want me?

45) "Families are supposed to love you, not leave you." "Then I guess I've never had a family."

46) "Do you think I'll ever have a family one day?"

47) "How long do you think they can hold their breath underwater before they need to breathe?"

48) "Hey! Hey, wake up! How many of these did you take, huh? No, no, don't go back to sleep, you need to stay awake for me."

49) "Are you afraid of me too?"

50) "Why didn't you tell us you'd been hit? You almost died."

51) "Prove your loyalty. Kill them." "They're just a kid."

52) "Am I going to die here?" "No, okay? Just stay with me."

53) "Your efforts to be the good guy have been so cute but it's time to face reality. You were born to be bad, you'll never be the hero.

54) "I'm fine." "No you're not, you're losing a lot of blood."

55) "Save the others first. Save them first or all my fighting was for nothing."

56) "You see these scars? You did this to me."

57) "Do you think they knew I loved them before they died?"

58) "Could you ever forgive me?"

59) "I can't give up. They need me so I can never give up."

60) "You couldn't save your first love, what makes you think you can save your second?"

61) "It's okay if you're scared of dying, your friends were too."

62) "Whatever you want, anything you want, I'll give it to you. Just make it stop."

63) "They say I'm a monster and I never believed them but now I think they're right."

64) "I failed my mission, I couldn't save them. Their deaths are on me."

65) "I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can barely fucking breathe because they're gone and it's my fault. And god knows what they're doing to them right now and I'm just sitting here doing nothing!"

66) "Calm down, calm down, you were just dreaming."

67) "Take me instead, please?" "What would I want with someone as pathetic as you?"

68) "If you have to kill one of us, kill me."

69) "I ruined your brilliant plan, I destroyed everything you built, I killed your friends, and now you've got one bullet left and two people in front of you. So, shoot me because if you shoot them and let me live I'm going tear you apart piece by piece. So, what's it going to be?"

70) "I know you've been out for a long time need you to do a job for me." "I'm not killing again." "Not even if the person I'm asking you to kill is responsible for all of your pain?"

71) "It'd be a shame if someone you loved got hurt, I know how much your friends mean to you."

72) "I hate myself when I'm with you."

73) "I wish you didn't have to be medicated to call me."

74) "This is all your fault. I wish you'd died in that car crash instead of them."

75) "I need to get up. They're dying so I need to get up right now."

76) "Just make it all stop, please, it hurts. Everything hurts."

77) "We can't be together. You know that. You and I bring out the worst in each other."

78) "Be a shame if you kept talking and I had to take out a few of those teeth to shut you up. Especially since you've got such a lovely smile."

79) "Look at that, your hero came for you after all. They really do love you, huh? It's a shame you won't get the reunion you wanted."

80) "I know living with me hasn't been easy but I really am trying here."

81) "You put on such a brave face but the truth is you're terrified of what's out there."

82) "You think you're ready to do everything but you're not. You're not ready to kill someone, no matter how much you hate them."

83) "Everybody keeps telling me what to do, what to say, what to think, what to feel and I can't do this anymore, I can't. I feel like I'm not even a person anymore and I just need it to stop. I just want everything to stop!

84) "I'm just trying to keep you from dying! Don't you see that? I care about you and you are the last person I ever want to see dead out there, so just fucking listen to me for once!"

85) "I just want to keep you safe, there are a lot of bad people out there who want to hurt people like us. We have to be careful."

86) "Goddamn it, kid, don't you ever listen? Stay still, let me stop the bleeding, okay?"

87) "You are not one of us, okay? You're just some rando who got dragged into all this shit. So take this money, get a bus ticket, and go home, kid."

88) "What have I become?"

89) "Why hasn't anyone looked for me yet?" "Because they don't care about you like I do."

90) "I'm not a kid anymore so stop treating me like I am!"

91) "They left you all alone. Stay here with me and I'll never leave you. I can be your family and we can watch them all burn together."

92) "Why did you jump in front of me back there?" "Why didn't you move?"

93) "I never thought I'd see you again, they told me you were dead."

94) "Get under the bed and don't make a sound okay?" "But they'll get you." "Just get under the bed and no matter what you hear or what you see just stay completely quiet and completely still. Do that for me, alright?"

95) "Shh, it's just me, don't panic." "Don't sneak up on me like that."

96) "I feel so useless."

97) "You call out for them when you sleep. Do you want to talk about it?"

98) "My eyelids feel like they weigh a million pounds." "It's because you're tired, you should get some sleep. We have to save the world tomorrow."

99) "Hey! Hey, calm down. Calm down, it's just me."

100) "When I finish patching you up I swear to god I'm gonna kick your ass for making me worry about you."

1) “You’re disappointed in me.”

2) “I was just trying to do the right thing.”

3) “I don’t care how much you push me away, I said I’d never leave you and I meant that.”

4) “They love me, I know they love me!”

5) “Could you hold me, just for a few minutes?”

6) “You’re not going because if you get hurt then it’s my ass on the line!”

7) “I just wanted to be like you.”

8) “Why don’t we go get some ice cream? Come on, you can keep your pajamas on and we’ll go through the drive thru and eat it in the parking lot while we talk.”

9) “Don’t you get it? They’re gone and they’re never coming back!”

10) “You can cry, I promise I wont tell anyone.”

11) “I can’t believe I let myself get close to you.”

12) “If they really loved you they wouldn’t have left.”

13) “I should be happy they’re gone but I’m not, they’re gone and I miss them so much.”

14) “You’re my responsibility, I can’t just leave you here!”

15) “You were the biggest mistake I ever made.”

16) “Don’t cry, they don’t deserve your tears.”

17) “I told you things! Things I never told anyone!”

18) “Do you think they look at them the way they looked at me?”

19) “I can’t do this anymore.”

20) “Who hurt you? I got a guy who can hook me up with four dozen eggs, toilet paper, and bags of dog shit with just a phone call. Spill it, we’ll take care of this right fucking now.”

21) “I never asked you to save me!”

22) “Don’t you ever say they didn’t care about me! When you were off dicking around they were there for me, not you, them!”

23) “I just wanna be alone okay?”

24) “I feel like I was hit by a train, everything hurts.”

25) “You said you’d never hurt me.”

26) “They did what?”

27) “God I can’t even look at you after what you did!”

28) “How long has it been since you ate something?”

29) “Why don’t you get down from there and you and I can talk, okay?”

30) “When were you going to tell me you got suspended?”

31) “This is the sixth time you’ve sent a kid home with a black eye, what’s going on?”

32) “I’m not mad at you, okay? It’s just this new job and just picking everything up and moving and I’m just–let’s just order a pizza.”

33) “Don’t worry, it’s not my blood.”

34) “I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that.”

35) “Did you ever love me?”

36) “I wish mom were here.”

37) “You think I wanted to be stuck with you?”

38) “Stop treating me like them! I’m not them and I’m never going to be them!”

39) “I’ll never love you.”

40) “Don’t kiss me.”

41) “I know it doesn’t seem like it right now but moving will be good for us, you’ll see.”

42) “It’s almost four am, where have you been all night?”

43) “I wish you would just talk to me!”

44) “I wish you trusted me!”

45) “I can’t do this right now, I need a cigarette.”

46) “Why aren’t you wearing your wedding ring?”

47) “Why do you let them walk all over you?”

48) “Don’t ever put your hands on me again.”

49) “Please? For me?”

50) “Just give up on me, okay?!”

51) “I know you try to see the good in everyone but trust me on this, they’re no good.”

52) “I know everything hurts right now but I promise you it will get better.”

53) “How long have you been seeing them behind my back?”

54) “I’ll stay, but only for tonight.”

55) “I don’t need your charity!”

56) “You two do nothing but argue, why don’t you do everyone a favor and just get a divorce already?!”

57) “You need to go to the police, you can’t keep letting them do this to you.”

58) “Where the fuck have you been? Do you know how fucking worried I was?!”

59) “I know you’re mad at me but I’m only doing this to protect you.”

60) “I’m not going to change my mind, not this time.”

61) “I already lost them, I can’t lose you too.”

62) “I thought you were dead.”

63) “I’m doing this for us! Everything I do is for us!”

64) “Please? They’re all I have.”

65) “How long have you been lying to me?”

66) “I want you out of the house by tomorrow.”

67) “What happened to us, where did we go wrong?”

68) “You’re leaving me? For them?”

69) “I’m never going to let them hurt you ever again.”

70) “Just stay with me tonight and then you can be with them tomorrow, just one more time and I’ll leave you alone forever. I promise I will, but just stay with me one last night.”

71) “Why are they calling you at this hour?”

72) “You can’t live like this anymore, pack your things, you’re staying with me.”

73) “I miss the way we used to be.”

74) “Don’t you ever scare me like that again, do you hear me?”

75) “Call me the second you get this. I wont be mad, I just want to know you’re safe.”

76) “When’s the last time you had a home cooked meal?”

77) “I wont pretend to know how you’re feeling but if you ever want to talk I’m here for you.”

78) “Please just give me one more chance, I promise I’ll never do it again.”

79) “Hey, it’s okay, I got you. You’re alright, you’re okay.”

80) “I think we worked better when we were just friends.”

81) “They’re cheating on you!”

82) “When are you moving?”

83) “You can’t have a glass of wine for dinner, come on, I’ll buy you something to eat.”

84) “The pharmacy called, they said you haven’t picked up your medication in weeks.”

85) “Do you miss them?”

86) “It was just once and it meant nothing to me!”

87) "Do you think we could ever be friends again?“

88) "I saw you the other day. I saw you kissing them.”

89) “Please don’t make this more difficult than it has to be.”

90) “I can’t remember anything that happened last night, I just know that my brain feels like it’s splitting in two.”

91) “You never look at me anymore.”

92) “You don’t have to take care of me, your not my parent!”

93) “I have a confession to make. I kissed someone else last night, and I think I liked it.”

94) “My mom said I can still come see you on weekends.”

95) “You’re walking home by yourself at this hour, are you fucking insane?”

96) “Why do you smell like their cologne/perfume?”

97) “What I said before, I didn’t mean any of it.”

98) “I’ll be right there, just tell me where you are and I’ll come get you.”

99) “Who was it? You said you slept with one of my friends last night so tell me which one it was!”

100) “What happened last night? And why are you looking at me like that?”

1) “Were you the one in the bathroom a second ago trying different lines in the mirror to work up the courage to ask that barista out?”

2) “Wow, you’re cute.”

3) “You come here often?” “This is a morgue.”

4) “You! What the hell are you doing in here? We’re closed!”

5) “Ahhhh! I hate my fucking life!!!” “Mood.”

6) “You have magic?!”

7) “You don’t look like you’ll last a day here.”

8) “You should leave before your date gets back from the bathroom, I saw them in here the other day popping the question to two different people.”

9) “They never told me they had a younger brother/sister.”

10) “Who’s the twink?”

11) “I gotta ask, are you mad about something or is your face just /like that?/”

12) “You’re my new roommate?”

13) “You’re not married are you?”

14) “Hey, you’re not dead are you? Cause I’m on probation and I can’t afford to be involved in a fucking murder or something.”

15) “So you’re the one causing all this trouble.”

16) “I need you to pretend we’re dating so this dude will leave me alone.”

17) “Honey, there you are I’ve been looking all over for you! Pretend you’re with me so this person will go away.”

18) “So you’re the loud moaner from upstairs, huh, never knew you’d be so cute.”

19) “You’re not the pizza guy.”

20) “You know, when I said I wish the love of my life would just fall out of the sky this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”

21) “Any particular reason you’re putting peanut butter in my kid’s hair?”

22) “You made me dinner?”

23) “You’ve got the wrong room, but feel free to stay naked.”

24) “You must be the motherfucker who broke my windshield!”

25) “Hi, you are very naked.”

26) “You their new toy?”

27) “How’d you like to make fifty bucks?”

28) “I know I’m going to regret asking but who are you?”

29) “You got any friends?” “No.” “Well you do now, come sit with us!”

30) “Cute face, I’d love to sit on it sometime.”

31) “Where’d you find this dork?”

32) “Uh, there any particular reason you’re screaming at two thirty-six in the morning?

33) "Out of curiosity, do you think you could lift a dead body?”

34) “If you don’t let go of this bag of chips I swear to god I’ll bring you to your knees in the middle of this fucking WinnDixie.”

35) “WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LAST OF THE FUCKIN DORITOS, I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL-oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t know we had a guest. If I’d known we had a guest I would’ve cleaned.”

36) “Are you the vegan cannibal? Because I have so many questions.”

37) “Ooh, hello Mommy/Daddy. Fuck, did I just say that out loud?”

38) “Am I dead? Are you an angel? Am I in heaven?” “Actually you’re in a taco bell, you tried to do a kick flip on your skateboard in the parking lot and hit your head on the side of the dumpster.”

39) “You brought a fucking guest to our SECRET BASE?! I’ll deal with you later. Hi, hello, it’s very nice to meet you please make yourself at home!”

40) “So, you gay or what?”

41) “No, sorry, we don’t want any girl scout cookies.”

42) “Holy shit, you just saved my fucking life!”

43) “Hey, honey, it’s just me. You were in a really bad accident so don’t try moving around too much, okay? How are you feeling?” “You called me honey. Do I know you?”

44) “Jesus, your face is about as red as your hair.”

45) “Run along little ballerina, you wouldn’t want to be caught hanging around the bad kids, would you?”

46) “No, I’m not the stripper, but I can be if you’d like.”

47) “You ready to cut open some bodies?”

48) “Get in if you want to live.”

49) “What are you looking at, short stack? Mind your own business.”

50) “Your headphones aren’t plugged in properly so I can hear everything you’re listening to. I was going to tell you earlier but then you started watching the weirdest porn I’ve ever seen and I didn’t want to embarrass you, but I’m about to leave so I figured I’d tell you before someone else sits around you.”

51) “I don’t know what they’ve told you but we don’t need another member, go home.”

52) “Hey, stop right there, you can’t steal that! That’s illegal!”

53) “Who’s the nerd?”

54) “You look like the kind of person who wears days of the week underwear.”

55) “So, how many pitchers of margaritas are you allowed to sell me?”

56) “My head fucking kills, I shouldn’t have drank last night. Hey, wait, why do you and I have matching rings on our fingers?!”

57) “Congratulations, idiot! You just ruined a six month plan and now we have to start all over!”

58) “That is the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen, where can I get one just like it?”

59) “I know you make straight A’s, but I’m still not sure if you’re really smart or dumb but really lucky. Because I’ve seen someone ask you what the square root of pi is and you answer with ‘I don’t know, I guess it depends on the flavor.’”

60) “Who the fuck let you in?”

61) “Hey, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you take a photo with me to make my ex jealous.”

62) “So, you eat ass or what?”

63) “You a cop?” “No.” “Too bad, you would have looked good in a uniform.”

64) “With a face like that I’ll be whoever you want me to be.”

65) “Hey, you have eyes, do you think this outfit makes me look fat? You can be honest, I can handle it.”

66) “I’m just looking for a nice person to settle down with who’ll fuck me hard and tell me they love me when they cum on my face, like, I feel like that’s not too fucking much to ask for, you know? Anyway, I’ll have a diet coke and the chicken salad, please.”

67) “I swear to god, this is not what it looks like.”

68) “First of all, don’t you fucking come in here and try and start a fight with my best friend while you’re looking straight goofy as hell in those fucking Walmart shorts and those thrift store crocs.”

69) “HEY! YOU ACROSS THE STREET! YOUR DOG IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR THEM!”

70) “Anyone who says they don’t like musicals is either lying to themselves, has never watched one, or is a heartless android sent by the government to blend into society and collect information about us.”

71) “Asking someone out is easy, watch this. Hi, I think you’re cute and if you’re not seeing anyone do you want to go out sometime?”

72) “Hey, I saw you crying earlier when you stepped on a bug. Do you need me to, like, call someone for you?”

73) “I can’t tell if you’re really high and just hungry or if you’re buying 28 family bags of shredded cheese at three am because you just love cheese. Either way you should probably also buy some laxatives or lactaid while you’re already here.”

74) “When I told you to make a power point about something you’re passionate about for our first class meeting I didn’t mean make a power point on 'How to Give Great Head’ and I absolutely didn’t tell you to include pictures.”

75) “Are you wearing that tacky ass outfit because you genuinely like it or because you’re a Leo and crave the attention?”

76) “Did you really just buy the last chocolate chocolate chip muffin? You are now dead to me.”

77) “The fuck are you looking at loser?”

78) “Dude, books are just like subtitles without the movie.”

79) “Hey, in your tinder bio is says your friends call you Badger Slammin’ Sam and I literally only swiped right just to find out why.”

80) “Are you hitting on me? Am I being punked? Are you a hooker? Did my dumbass friend put you up to this?”

81) “Hey, I need you to settle something for me and my friend. Which is the right way to pronounce carrot?”

82) “Do you believe in love at first sight, what about disgust at first glance?”

83) “Look, I’m not saying that MCR’s last album changed my life, but I’m absolutely saying that.”

84) “Can you move out of my way, I have to clean puke off the floor before I’m allowed to use my lunch break to cry in my car.”

85) “Hi, I believe this very drunk person is your roommate, they told me this is the address. I caught them in my backyard playing with my dog again.”

86) “I know you’re probably not allowed to do this, but I kind of need to borrow an iguana.”

87) “Hey, I saw you drop your sandwich in the parking lot earlier and start crying and I felt bad for not saying anything earlier, but I went to the sandwich shop and luckily the dude remembered your oddly specific order so I got you another one. I hope you get to feeling better.”

88) “No, we don’t sell 'that crazy kush’ here, you can try Target.”

89) “I was just calling because you sent me a picture text three weeks ago by accident with the caption 'When they let you deliver the digiorno after you clap them cheeks.’ and I was just wondering if you could explain what that means because it’s been keeping me up at night ever since you sent it.”

90) “Hey, I just overheard you talking with your friends about how you put mustard, ketchup, and ranch on your macaroni and cheese and I just wanted to come over here and personally ask you which circle of hell you crawled up from.”

91) “What the fuck is a diet water?”

92) “You guys here for the orgy?”

93) “Was that your scream? Why did it sound like a banshee?”

94) “I saw you pour two five hour energy shots into a cup of coffee earlier and then proceed to mix it with monster and red bull and like, dude I know this isn’t really my place or whatever but I think you should probably go to the hospital. Like, I think you’re gonna die.”

95) “Your profile said you’re a vegan but my profile says 'Only contact if you eat ass’ and you contacted me, so what’s the truth here?”

96) “Call me adorable one more time and I’ll knock your teeth down your fucking throat.”

97) “Move, I have to go fail my Stats test before I can go home and cry into a bag of hot cheetos while I rewatch The Office.”

98) “I’m sorry, did you just order a fifty piece mcnugget for here, foryourself?”

99) “So, how do you feel about lizards?”

100) “Question, are you a top or a bottom, because you’re giving off major power bottom energy but I’m not one hundred percent sure.”

1)“Why do you have to look at me like that? It’s making me weak, please stop.”

2)“Oh god, how can you manage to switch from cute to sexy in under a second?”

3)“I’m so lucky.”

4)“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

5)“I’ve realised that you keep interrupting my daily and, holy shit, do I love it.”

6)“Is this the moment that we kiss?”

7)“The more I look at you, the more I think we need to leave.”

8)“Look at me. I love you.”

9)“What took you so long? I missed you…”

10)“I-I think we should go for dinner first.”

11)“I know you’re working, but can I come over because I miss seeing your face?”

12)“I never thought I’d be so lucky, especially not in this lifetime.”

13)“I love you more than coffee.” *distant gasps*

14)“And when you’re not around I keep thinking I might cry.”

15)“I’m asking because I’ve seen the way you look at me.”

16)“I’m tired and my bed feels so empty without you here.”

17)“I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.”

18)“I desperately want to take you out for dinner and slow dance with you until the sun comes up, but I also want to grip your hair as I watch you writhing underneath me.”

19)“If you don’t stop looking at my lips without doing anything about it, I will take you right here on this counter.”

20)“Every inch of you is the most incredible thing that God ever created.”

21)“I know you don’t like labels, so will you be my married-person-thing?”

22)“Are you going to kiss or keep staring?”

23)“I fell for you without even knowing it and, jesus, does it hurt that you can’t see it.”

24)“Stop doing that with your face, someone else is going to snatch you up.”

25)“Please just look at me while I confess, after that you can look anywhere you like, I swear.”

26)“For you, darling, I would collect every cherry blossom in Japan- no- in the world.”

27)“And now your hand is in mine and I feel like the luckiest person to walk the planet.”

28)“Don’t hesitate, just kiss me.”

29)“Everytime I look at you, I think I fall a little more in love.”

30)“You are more than you think of yourself. You’re everything to me.”

31)“Don’t look at me like that and then feign innocence.”

32)“You’re the best thing that has, and ever will, happen to me.”

33)“I think you need to tell me the truth about how you feel towards me.”

34)“I shouldn’t be allowed to be this happy.”

35)“You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”

36)“Not only am I deeply in love with you, you’re my best friend.”

37)“I would honestly die before I let anything happen to you.”

38)“Please don’t love me the way you loved your exes.”

39)“I’m not materialistic. I like being happy and having lots of sex.”

40)“I don’t care if you think you look like godzilla when you wake up, you’re my beautiful godzilla.”

41)“I know you haven’t done anything, but can you please stop looking so goddamn kissable, my parents are here.”

42)“You’re the only person I’ve ever actually wanted to spent the rest of my life with.”

43)“The things I would do just to see your face right now.”

44)“Please come home, this doesn’t feel right.”

45)“Will you stay the night?”

46)“I made breakfast, but I didn’t know what you liked so I made enough to probably feed a small tribe.”

47)“Hold my hand.”

48)“Shall we- shall we go back t-to my place?”

49)“How can you stand there looking like that?”

50)“Why do I feel like I’m home whenever you’re near me?”

51)“I will love you forever and when ‘forever’ ends, I’ll love you some more.”

52)“If only you could see yourself the way I see you, because, holy shit, you’d realise how much I’ve fallen for you.”

53)“Are you awake? Oh my god I was so worried, holy shit I thought I was going to lose you.”

54)“Don’t think about anything. Just tell me that you love me and hold me tighter.”

55)“I think we need to talk about the fact that I’m in love with you and also that I’m pregnant.”

56)“Call me everyday, I just need to know you’re okay.”

57)“I know you think we aren’t right for each other, but we’ve run into each other too many times for you to tell me that this isn’t fate.”

58)“There’s always a place in my bed for you, I will wait no matter what.”

59)“People like me aren’t supposed to have someone like you, I think fate was being harsh on you.”

60)“I’m so madly and deeply in love with you, please meet me so we can discuss this.”

61)“I would’ve waited an eternity if I knew you were what I’d get at the end of it.”

62)“I hope you’ll never forget how much I adore you.”

63)“Why didn’t you answer your phone? It was an emergency, I needed to tell you I loved you.”

64)“I hope our love never gets boring.”

65)“I want to spend the little time I have left with you and only you.”

66)“Thank you for loving me, I couldn’t have been more lucky.”

67)“Every morning you kiss my forehead before I leave for work, why was it my lips today?”

68)“My heart hurts when I look at you.”

69)“I’ve fallen for you and it’s becoming difficult for me to get anything done.”

70)“All I can think of is your lips on mine.”

71)“Don’t blame it on the alcohol, you tasted like you wanted me.”

72)“You keep that photo of us in your wallet?”

73)“If anything ever happens to me, remember that I’ll always love you.”

74)“Darling, your heart is too pure for me.”

75)“I got everything I wanted. My everything was you.”

76)“Kiss me like you mean it.”

77)“All I ever wanted is right here in front of me.”

78)“Don’t pretend that you don’t feel the same way.”

79)“I fought so hard to get you and thank god I can finally rest.”

80)“Don’t leave me like that again, you scared me.”

81)“I never thought we’d end up together, but here you are confessing everything to me.”

82)“I can’t be without you.”

83)“You were never the person I wanted, but you were the only one I ever needed.”

84)“I don’t know how you’ve put up with me for this long, but I love you for it.”

85)“I hope we last.”

86)“We could be an epic novel of forbidden lovers, like Romeo and Juliet without the ending.”

87)“Don’t tell me you love me unless you mean it.”

88)“Every little thing you do, makes me want to hold you forever and never let go.”

89)“If marrying me will make this relationship boring, then let’s just date forever.”

90)“I want to love you like it’s our last day on earth, but you beat me to it.”

91)“That night you kissed me and I thought I might melt.”

92)“My heart isn’t beating faster, my heart isn’t beating faster, I swear it isn’t, get ahold of yourself.”

93)“They told me that you’d break my heart but, holy shit, they never said it’d feel like this.”

94)“Don’t act innocent, you had me pinned underneath you 5 minutes ago.”

95)“I just want you to be happy, even if your happiness doesn’t include me, I just want you happy.”

96)“Will you love me like this forever?”

97)“I could never not love you.”

98)“I can’t think of a life that doesn’t have you in it.”

99)“You don’t know half of the things you do to me.”

100)“Kiss me and promise me a forever.”

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