homestuck-but-worse

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Vriska: Hey fuckers guess what today is!!!!!!!!

Dave: 8/8?

Vriska: Meaning????????

Dave: ah right, happy vore day

Vriska: That's right it's Vris- wait what the fuck

#happy birthday vriska <33333333

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Dave: Kanaya I need dating tips

Kanaya: Just Because I'm Dating Your Sister Doesn't Mean I Know How I Did It.

Dave: if it helps she says the same thing

Kanaya: Wait What Was Her Dating Advice?

Dave: sorry im not gonna spoil her next 3 date ideas with you, expect for papa johns

Kanaya: Intriguing, Thank You.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #kanaya maryam #homestuck but worse #mod james

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fuck it, if this post reaches 8787 notes, i’ll start giving more of a shit about myself.

#why not #heres to taking care of yourself champ #not homestuck

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Hal: god abandoned me long ago and this is my revenge for it

Dirk getting sent badly written mlp fan fiction repeatedly: is it. i hadnt noticed.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #hal strider #lil hal #dirk strider #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Kanaya: Rose Dear Its 3 In The Morning, Why Are You Carving Tortured Pumpkins?

Rose: because ive lost control of my life. pumpkin seed?

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #rosemary #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Terezi: WH3R3S N3P3T4?

Vriska: idk, probably getting ready to be the prettiest girl at the party

Nepeta: I'm going to be the purrtiest girl at the purrty!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #nepeta leijon #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Nepeta: wait if a bear is a kind of subculture then how the hell do you build one?

Rose: different kind of bear.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #nepeta leijon #rose lalonde #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Dave: hey what rhymes with karkat, im trying to make a romantic rap

Nepeta: have you tried a difurrent apurroach?

Terezi: DOORM4T

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #nepeta leijon #terezi pyrope #homestuck but worse #mod james #davekat

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Rose: oh woe is me i have no lover to swoon me

Kanaya: I Have Cheese Balls

Rose: hark my love beckons!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #rosemary #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Vriska: the bar was on the ground and you managed to dig

Tavros: tHE BAR WAS 1000 FEET UP AND YOU EXPECTED ME TO FLY

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #tavros nitram #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Hal: y'know I feel like a rotom dex here sometimes because none of you bitches respect me

Dirk: you're also like a rotom dex because you're annoying as fuck

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #hal strider #lil hal #dirk strider #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Jane: I have made so many mistakes and most of them relate to my misremembering of the times of in season fruits

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Dave: man its hot im cooking in here like ratatouille

Vriska: his name is remy bitch

Dave: rata

Dave: fuckin

Dave: touille

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #vriska serket #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Feferi: Hey --Erifin! I was gonna ask-

Eridan: im not gonna be flounder again find another fish

Feferi: clammit.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #eridan ampora #homestuck but worse #mod james

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GG: hey dave have the leaves started to fall where youre from?

TT: dude. i live in texas. that isnt happening.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #dave strider #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Eridan: they say there's more fish in the sea but the wway overfishin has been such a problem these days im not so sure thats true

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #eridan ampora #homestuck but worse #mod james

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Dirk: hey seeing as you’re the expert on sweet bro and hella jeff i need some advice for my cosplay; should i wear the gucci shades with a 50 cent shirt or a suit with the shittiest paper glasses ever made Dave: ooh, both tempting options but personally im gonna say shittiest paper glasses Dirk: you are my favorite brother

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #dave strider #homestuck but worse #mod james