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Saw this goofy guy just sitting with a too-wide fish in his maw.

He wasnt distressed at all, just chilling

todaysbird edit: my man is HORKING that thing down!! congrats sir

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This porno didn’t fuck around

#why is it specifically in 2008. what the fuck was going on in 2008 that they had to specifiy this #followup: what the fuck is the most expensive gay porn NOT from 2008. if $20 #thousand isnt the cap here

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#YES MAAM HAPPY APRIL 25TH

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There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

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#losers <3 #steddie

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"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

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Ty for the tag!

Last Song: Marry Me by Dolly Parton

Favorite Color: anything pastel. lavender, teal, yellow, I love all pastels with all my heart

Reading: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, and Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: depends on the day but I'll say savory bc I would marry cheese if cheese was a person

Relationship: single, trying to mingle, and continually ghosted

Current Obsession: my new bee mug with pollinator friendly plants on it

Last Google: "is thawing permafrost due to change in albedo value"

Tagging anyone who'd like to :)

tagged by @evilscientist3 :3

Last Song listened to: Love Me Or Leave Me by Nina Simone Favourite Colour: Couldn't possibly, I like darker colours

Currently reading: The Atlas Complex by Olivie Blake (not really watching / listening to anything else)

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Spicy

Relationship: Open, been together for like, 3 years or so.

Current Obsession: Who fuckin knows. Star Trek I guess.

Last google: Webp to gif converter

tagging in whoever wants to do it, plus @human-south-of-north-pole and @demoisverysexy and maybe @tarilaran

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

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#❗️ #saving for later

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May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

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May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

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I'm ready for fucking summer I want thunderstorms and time to read and bake banana muffins and eat cherries wtf