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#🎶 RAIL ME TO THE MOON 🎶

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It is what it is *throws up*

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imagine House beating y/n to de@th with his cane and then making out sloppy style with Wilson 🥰🥰

rip y/n you will be missed 😞

#AJDHSKSJJS???

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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murmur / yellowjackets

#😭😭😭 #yellowjackets

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#mecore #....

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

#art

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You ever just. Find a key scene for your characters??? And the story comes together?

#adore this visual it really feels like that though #art #writing

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When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.

#I watched enough tyra banks growing up to know that she's just smizing baby

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KATHRYN NEWTON as Claire Novak, SUPERNATURAL (2005-2020) Millie Kessler, FREAKY (2020) Lisa Swallows, LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024)

#just need that gif of her in the society holding a gun and then the armed & dangerous kathryn newton cinematic universe is complete

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO" you know i hate to say it. i told you so. you know i hate to say it but, I TOLD YOU SOOOOO

#this and the 'you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling' lyric have been in my head nonstop #chappell roan #music

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this is sending me

#the fact that peppa did this to kanye west a while back and it actually started a beef too #music

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

#my favorite spn fic is 10k and I would die for her

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock