Seungmin: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Hyunjin: *turning to Changbin* How tall are you?
So this is my first post this year. As you can tell I had a little bit of a break for myself. But I am back and will post more stuff here and not just Incorrect quotes. I hope you guys are interested! See ya in the next post!
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Han: You saved me. I owe you my life.
LeeKnow: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Bangchan: What’s something you guys are better than Seungmin at?
Jeongin: Mario Kart.
Han: Yeah, video games.
Felix: Emotional vulnerability.
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Bangchan: We need a distraction.
Changbin: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Han, whispering: My time has come
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Hyunjin: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Han: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Bangchan, driving Jeongin and Hyunjin: So how was your day?
Jeongin : We almost got surprise adopted!
Bangchan : What?
Hyunjin : We almost got kidnapped.
Bangchan : Oh, okay.
Bangchan : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Changbin, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you,Seungmin.
Seungmin: How did you do that without turning around?
Changbin : ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Felix: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Jeongin: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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*Felix is cooking*
Changbin: Any chance that’s for me?
Felix : It’s for Chan. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Seungmin: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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IN: Am I in trouble?
Bangchan: Take a guess.
IN : No?
Bangchan : Take another guess.
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Han: *Gets down on one knee*
LeeKnow: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Han : *Falls over*
LeeKnow : The poison is kicking in.
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LeeKnow: I just ended a four year relationship.
Jeongin: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
LeeKnow : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Han and Hyunjin fighting from across the room*
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Han: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
LeeKnow: You’re a hazard to society
Seungmin: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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felix: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
hyunjin: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side—
chan: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Hyunjin: Okay, help me please!
LeeKnow: Got two words for you.
Hyunjin : I bet they won't be helpful.
LeeKnow : Your problem.
Hyunjin : I was right
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Bangchan: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Felix: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bangchan: Absolutely not.
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