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Lazy Pig

a small sfw ficlet i wrote for myself but y’all can read it too... 👉👈

Inori was an odd man. You knew this long before the two of you had even started dating but every once in a while he would take you off guard. It was growing less and less frequent as the two of you grew to understand each other more  intimately.

The man in question was currently laid out in the shade, a magazine glued to his face in an attempt to ignore the inmates currently spread about the building five training grounds. You shake your head fondly as the man shifts slightly with a light snore. However, you weren’t going to let Inori know that you found his more negative traits endearing.

With a loud ‘thwack’ the box lunch that you had carefully prepared connects with the giant’s stomach with brutal force. You could be kind but you had found that dealing with Inori sometimes required a… firm hand. Inori shoots up from ground with a shout, his hand attempting to pull the magazine from his face, now plastered on with his own sweat. It pulls off with an uncomfortable peeling noise, leaving an irritated red mark on his forehead.

Choked laughs echo through the courtyard as your actions garner the attention of the inmates. Standing above your boyfriend, you cock your hip and look down at him with a raised eyebrow, “Inori, are you seriously napping while you’re at work?” He blinks up at you, eyes bleary with sleep.

With a yawn, he lifts a hand to tousle his hair. “You really are a lazy pig sometimes.” His face almost lights up at those words as a light dusting of red, a slight smile tugging at his lips.  It’s a lazy smile that’s distinctly him, warm and just a little mischievous, his eye lightly crinkled with mirth. “You’re so lucky that I love you.”

“You’re so mean, baby,” Inori drawls as his eyes rove your form. You ignore your boyfriend’s wandering eyes and ignore the pleasant drop in your stomach at the pet name. “Not gonna lie, I kind of like it when you insult me.”

A strangled noise echoes from your throat as you feel your face flush.  Bold and blunt, you honestly should have expected this from him, but somehow he still manages to take you by surprise at the most unexpected of times. Pointing at the lunch you brought, you simply tell him to ‘just eat your lunch, perverted pig’ and prepare to leave.

Inori, however, seems to have other plans. Reaching out, he lightly grabs your hand, pulling you towards him with a light tug. Even with your boyfriend slouched on the ground he still almost dwarfs you in sheer size,  his hands covering your hips as he pulls you forward to bury his face in your neck. The heat of his breath on your neck pulls an unnatural noise from you.

“Something wrong, babe?” He chuckles quietly, voice deepening as the cold metal his labret piercing grazes your skin. “I’m just giving you a hug as thanks for being so good to me.” Somehow he seems to surround you easily, and makes you feel so small and delicate in comparison. It was as humiliating as it was endearing.

You sigh and hug back tightly. Still, affection is affection and you did miss him while he was at work. Maybe you should use your day off and try and get a movie night set up? Yeah that sounded like a good idea-!

A firm squeeze to your ass makes you halt.

The rumbling mumble that leaves your mouth is intimidating,“Inori…”

“Yes?” He asks cheekily, hand still engulfing your ass. You can feel the smile on his lips and the smug aura that rolls off him in waves. You quickly card your fingers through his hair, tightening it into a fist and pull his head back, making him grunt.

“Hands off.” You tug firmly, but not roughly. “Now.” His puppy dog eyes do nothing but irritate you as he pulls his hands away and raises them.

Turning on your heel, you stalk off in an embarrassed fit, hoping that none of the inmates saw. You feel your body heat up, feeling yourself flush. It was almost certain that someone saw you. It seemed that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. Glancing back at Inori, you decided you determined that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. It seemed he like to embarrass you in public. Even from as far away from him as you were you can see the brazen smirk on his face.

Bonus:

Inori lets out a pleased sigh, grabbing the lunch and watches you leave fondly. He snorts at the small note atop his lunch, a smile tugging at his mouth.

Qi snorts, in a much similar position to his assigned guard, and opens a single eye to observe Inori lazily, “I really don’t know how they put up with you.”

The large guard shrugs lazily, a self-satisfied grin stretching across his face. “Jealous?” Fake coughing, Qi snaps his head to the side, hiding most of his blush, leaving only his pink tinged ears visible. “Thought so.”

#nanbaka #nanbaka inori #inori #damn its inori loving hours #man's like a roach and won't leave my mind #brain go brrr inori br r r r r #sfw #fic #idk if it's any good bc im outta practice

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ℕ𝕖𝕨 ℝ𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝔻𝕚𝕤？

Headcanons

The max number of characters for a request is 4 (poly couples count as one)

General world building headcanons

No canon x canon ship requests.

SFW and NSFW

NSFW content is tagged as ‘why is it spicy’!

Reader insert content is gender neutral unless otherwise requested!

Scenarios

No longer requestable but you can suggest ideas!  

However, if you have a certain scenario that you’d like to see feel free to pitch a prompt at me! From there I will take some artistic liberty and decide wether I wish to bring your idea to life!

Very based on my own personal inspiration!

Hard Pass aka these are my hard limits

Non-con

Select kinks (e.g., omorashi, scat, self-mutilation/explicit bodily harm, etc.)

Remember,  I retain the right to turn away any request that I am uncomfortable. Respect is key, friends!

♥ Thanks! ♥

#boop!

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Just a normal day in Nanba prison. 

This drawing was so much fun to make and definitely my favorite one so far.

Also I’m fully convinced that Trois wears glasses to protect his eyes from all the explosions that his inventions cause and not because he is actually blind :))

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kinda off topic but does anyone here have a self ship blog and ship with any nanbaka characters? im curious 👀

#soft murmurs #i may or may not have a self ship blog out in the abyss #and id like to interact with some other nanbaka self shippers

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Nanbaka click and drag game!

(Please be careful with the brightness of the gifs, my bad!)

#flash warning #epilepsy warning #thought this might be fun for yall!

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Ahh, that was too sweet ;w; Can we add Kenshiro to the massage ask? <3

Massage Headcanons

Kenshirou

He’s outright confused and it doesn’t really register in his mind what exactly you asked? This confusion is absolutely unavoidable, especially if you do so over text or while he’s at work. He’s either going to kind of gently turns you down or just outright leave you on read. It isn’t until hours later that he realizes what you offered and he’s going to slam his head into his desk as punishment for his own stupidity.

He kind of sulks back home once he’s off from work. Kenshirou is a prideful man, he doesn’t really want to outright ask if your offer is still on the table so he just kind of hovers around you quietly. He wouldn’t know it, but he’s got a serious case of puppy dog eyes the entire time and he’s a little bit more touchy than usual. It’s up to you to take it from there.

Grab his hand and tell him to sit down. He’s been tense for so long and he deserves to be pampered dammit. Toss his haori somewhere into the abyss and tell him to lose his jacket so you can give him a massage. The man is already rather reserved but at this point, he’s gonna be embarrassed and will almost refuse to say anything. 

Given the nature of his weapon, he’s going to be absurdly tense in his shoulders, neck, and arms. However, the small of his back, stomach, and his hands are actually going to be some of the most sensitive areas of his body. Holding his large hands in yours and massaging them is gonna make Kenshirou melt honestly. So smol and caring? He loves you?

Hyper focused on every single movement you make and is doing his best to memorize the experience. Super quiet during the entire experience, aside from the occasional gasp or groan. Honestly it’s in your best interest to put on some lofi music in the background or it might be a ‘lil awkward. 

#nanbaka #nanbaka headcanons #nanbaka kenshirou #kenshirou #sfw #me imagining loosening kenshirou's tie for him and taking his haori off him: //cat crying.png// #amn v somft #wamnt hug #need comfort

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I thank this account for getting me into Nanbaka again, it's such a good anime 🥺❤️

thank you that means a lot to me! i’m so glad i could pull some people back into it! i was creating some self ship content and honestly sometimes it feels like im screaming into the void abt nanbaka so i decided to come back here lol

#seriously this made my day! #soft murmurs

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Please make more edits like the inori one im laughing so much😭😭😂😂😂 and he do be thick tho🤭

double cheeked up on a tuesday afternoon 😔✊

#gave him some extra cake for you anon #in all honesty though the man in honestly pretty damn thicc by himself #he sadly does not have the best ass in nanba tho #that's okay though bc he's already shaped like a damn buff dorito #and he got some thicc ass thighs

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Kenshirou is the biggest simp

well at least he’s a card carrying simp. not even uno is licensed smh

#licensed to simp #he is a man of the law you think he'd be caught simping without a license? #nanbaka memes #i loved this ask a fkdsljfk #currently workin on requests but unfortunately i have a test coming up in my differential calculus class #and im bad at math #nanbaka kenshirou

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Inori really be living in my mind rent free too, you are not alone

he be out here squatting in my barren ass mind like 

#i would prefer not to tell y'all how long it took me to make this #on another episode of i think im funny lmao #mans is like a roach #he needs to start paying me rent or somethin bc we can't keep going on like this #im still bitter that i find him super attractive #like #i thought my taste finally got better and then i see this giant lazy boar man and go nuts #though i suppose momoko and kenshirou are classy enough to make up for inori lmAO #this has to be one of the funniest asks i've gotten

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aight y’all im gonna go through and tag all nsfw content as ‘why is it spicy’ and get rid of the nsfw tag! please block list the new tag if you’d like to avoid spicy content!

#soft murmurs doesnt hit the same anymore #soft murmurs #imma probably change my talking tag too

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If you still take requests could you write Inori nsfw headcanons? 🥺

finALLY A HORNY ANON

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Inori NSFW Headcanons

Out of all the Nanbaka characters, Inori is one of the very few that has absolutely no problem with one night stands or sexual expression in general. The man literally reads porn while he’s at work he literally does not care what anyone thinks.

However, if he’s in a relationship sex truly becomes more than simple pleasure and he’s ridiculously invested in memorizing every single little detail about what makes you quiver. He wants to know everything about you and to be the only man that you can ever think about. He’s determined to be the only person that will be able to satisfy you for as long as you’ll have him. 

While it’s canon that this man loves breasts he honestly also has an oral and thigh fixation. You know how your thighs double in size when you set down? That sends Inori into a feral fit. Licking or biting your lips? He’s gonna be staring at you with this spaced out look and internally screaming. It should go without saying that thigh highs and low cut shirts make him want to bust lmao

Honestly, it would be far easier to list the kinks that Inori doesn’t have than to list the kinks he does have, and even then he’s the type of man that will try anything once. Amongst them, he really enjoys size differences, overstimulation, brat taming, and voyeurism. Inori is a kinky bastard.

Highly dominant. Likely falls into the category of a soft/pleasure dom. However, that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to stop you from trying to dominate him. Hell, he’ll even let you tie him up to make it easier for you. The likelihood of it actually working out with his eyes boring into you and commenting on how cute you look trying to top him is pretty low depending on how strong your will is. Make him eat his words. 👁️👄👁️ 🔪

#nanbaka #nanbaka headcanons #nanbaka inori #inori #i still have a lot more to say but u h h h that's for another post #inori really be living in my mind rent free today huh #why is it spicy

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Embarrassing stories... When I was 8 years old I hated my wild eyebrows. I could never get them to stay neat, and so one day while my mom was napping, I snatched her razor from the medicine cabinet and shaved them both off. At first she couldn't tell what was so different about me. She just knew I'd done SOMETHING to my face. She called my older sister in to see if she could place it and sure enough her eagle eyes caught my missing eyebrows. They still laugh about it to this day.

i can’t believe your mom didn’t notice right away lmAO 

from vibes alone i have to prescribe you with Mitsuru and Liang

#reminds me of one time i got wax caught in my lashes #had to take scissors to em and everything #( ´_ﾉ` ) #it was horrible #you were probably lookin like aone from haikyuu fafkajlkwfe #government assigned boyfren time

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Samon, short people solidarity—

asjsjansns all i can imagine is him pulling me out of the bin to try and reach in for it too. and then he gets caught too and it’s literally just an ongoing cycle of us being stupid

#together we make up (1) braincell lmao #government assigned boyfren time #thank you!

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the embarrassing moment matchups did not age well. i was so desperate to get a pillow from one of those giant cardboard bins that i got on my tippy toes, reached in, and then proceeded to fall in. my legs were dangling and everything asjsjansns

#i was able to get out but it was like doing a push up on a bag of marshmellows #im too short for this shit #life is a goddamn challenge when you’re impulsive and short #soft murmurs #i hope no one saw me askxjajd #today was rough

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#timy monkey man

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tfw nanbaka has a literal knife emoji for a mc

#:00 00 #this art slaps something fierce im ? ?? #the colors? ? #the texture ? ? ?? #imm. a Die