honkad0nk

honkad0nk

music make you lose control

certified dumbass. freshly hatched adult still in training. big nerd for cartoons, puns, and space stuff. I draw occasionally. art blog @uropasnik

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There's almost an equal split between the sexes on Tumblr - 51% male, 49% female.

honkad0nk·a day agoPhoto

badpatient:

*becomes a librarian so I can hang this up at my library*

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lyrapuppy:

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hostilepopcorn:

Pros of having ADHD:

  • Can track prey for hours without losing focus
  • Special interest: basket weaving
  • Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing
  • Distracted by berries
  • Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels
  • Can’t sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps
  • Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food
  • Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

  • Can’t do homework
  • Impulse buys
  • Can’t use a calendar
  • Can’t sit still in classroom

born in the wrong generation

Well fuck

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rambient:

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd……. someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

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scionhanzo:

  • january: footage of trump being removed from the white house
  • february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex
  • march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not
  • april: new meme called “boinkers”
  • may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday
  • june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten
  • july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper
  • august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~
  • september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol
  • october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again
  • november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs
  • december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts
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fromfantasytoreality:

Photo of an Arctic Wolf that one of my lecturers took on his last expedition to the Arctic.

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hittoka:

okay but imagine your otp

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canadianinja:

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

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I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me

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darthlenaplant:

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etherealastraea:

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness:

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.


I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

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