actually had a normal afternoon with my parents today in which they did zero insane interactions with service workers. perhaps a better world is possible
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realest thing i have seen in a while
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Is there a reason why Variya looks like mom Nancy? When I saw her sprite for the first time I imagined her as a blonde, longer haired version of Nancy. Is it a coincidence or is there some meaning to it?
nah. they honestly don't even look that much like each other if you compare their official art
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"I'm really gonna hurt [Aevis] tonight. Just because they look like Kiddo."
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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weird duck on my computer
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Still very very obsessed with this game omg
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'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"
Seen in Austin, Texas
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one of the greatest tragedies in life is that you will always be loved more than you will ever know. someone in class finds your presence inviting and warm, even if you’ve only ever exchanged a few words with them—maybe none at all. someone on the street loves your smile and it gets them down the next few streets. someone you used to be friends with still wishes to fondly call your name. someone you used to be friends with five years ago would give anything to be in the same room as you today. someone who regularly comes into work is disappointed when you aren’t there to brighten their day. someone missed you today. someone noticed you were gone. someone loves you when you’re there; someone loves you when you’re nowhere to be found at all. you think you have always disappeared when you’re no longer in the picture, but you’ve never left the frame.
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me walking up to the whalefall: hey my fellow hagfish hows it slimin'
hagatha (she's a hagfish): are you sure you're a hagfish? you look kinda like some kinda lungfish
me: haha dont worry check this out (i breathe in some pollen) HURHUHUHHHUUUURURGURGUGRGG
hagatha: yep, that's a hagfish-y amount of slime. come hag out! (hagfish for hang out)
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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Chapter 1 crew
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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question
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