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honorable-wanderings · 3 years

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Hey! I just came across this blog and I'm loving the recaps!

Also what you wrote about appreciating wkx's aesthetic despite being ace is a MOOD! I'm a lesbian and I legit got a whole sexuality crisis because of him when I started watching the show

I'm gonna try to get that ball rolling on them again this week because I have LOTs of fun writing them. haha. I'm so glad you're enjoying them!!

And omg right????? Like this transcends sexuality. And you know what? I'm okay with it!

#replied #l;ksadjf;lkjf;aslkjf #getting an ask for this blog made me WAY more happy than it ought to have ngl.

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We’re on episode 34 now. God help us

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Almost done watching WoH with my GF and then BACK TO THE EPISODE RECAPS BABY YEAH

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A little doodle while I was at work =w=

#word of honor #shanhe ling #zhou zishu #wen kexing #wenzhou #my art #derp #doodle

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aaaaaaaaaaaah I swear I’m not stopping posting the... recaps? I guess they are? I’m just too busy watching WoH with my girlfriend to write about WoH. lol

We’re plowing through it quickly though so soon I’ll be able to get back to writing.

;alsdkjfa;lskdjflkjsf

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I'm almost done but I haven't had as much time to work on it because I'm busy watching woh with my girlfriend lol (and having an amazing time)

Still working on it though

Oh I hate you tumblr.

Ughhhhh

I was almost done with episode 4 but then my window shrank so tumblr ate it all because it went into fucking ‘beta’ mode.

Fuck you tumblr.

I’ll redo it tomorrow

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Oh I hate you tumblr.

Ughhhhh

I was almost done with episode 4 but then my window shrank so tumblr ate it all because it went into fucking ‘beta’ mode.

Fuck you tumblr.

I’ll redo it tomorrow

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honorable-wanderings · 3 years

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Yes that exactly! That is the idea! You got it kid!

I watched My Fair Lady.

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I watched My Fair Lady.

#word of honor #wenzhou #zhou zishu #wen kexing #Shanhe Ling #woh #my fair lady #derp #my art #no effort was put into this drawing

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Ehhhhh??????

#what? why? lol #hi everyone!#thanks for tuning in!

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Word of Honor - Episode 4 Part 2 - Flirting with Danger

Well well well if it isn’t that love boat that Wen KeXing keeps talking about.

Oh no I take it back. ABORT ABORT I DON’T LIKE THIS

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Alrighty. That’s going in the death note.

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A-Xiang to the rescue! A purple angel!

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You were told to STOP kidnapping women! What do you call this?????????

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They are having a very not good day.

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Aaahhh peace at last

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Spices man. Have you heard of them?

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Awww Now it’s Zhou ZiShu’s turn to pout! Look at him trying not to

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Warning! Warning! Your peace is about to be disrupted! Warning!

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“Dumbasses! Don’t you even know to gut the fucking fish???”

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I fed UP wit dis worl!

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Say uh... not that I care or anything but uh... where’s that there master of yours? Asking for a friend.

Not because I want to see him or anything.

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Do you think if I blow hard enough A-Xu will like me?

*Blows harder*

Awww yeah

*Pretends not to like it*

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BRB gaiz I’m gonna check to see if he liked it.

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Surprise I am here

oh my god who could have seen his coming what an unexpected turn of events i am so surprised....

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Bitch does it look like anyone is eating it?

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Please. Please for the love of fuck. Please ride my boat. I’m begging you. I’ve been begging you. For four episodes. Please. just get on my BOAT!

No

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Hmmmm perhaps a different approach. AH! The boy! Yes!

Hey boy! You look like you’ve gotten taller!!!! Since yesterday! How bout that!?

Denied

Damnit! Okay okay new plan. Uh.... A-Xiang! Be my wingman! Wasn’t my entrance today cool? Witht he flute and the water skipping? Wasn’t it?

Oh. My. God. Just. Stop!

Never!!!

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Okay Okay new tactic. Maybe a more hands on approach. Maybe if I just slide smoothly on over next to him...

*REJECTED*

Not exactly the way Wen KeXing was wanting Zhou ZiShu to spread his legs, ngl.

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Who keeps drinking all my alcohol?!?!

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Wen KeXing: *says anything* Everyone Else:

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Why are you in hiding?

Sorry you must be at least a level 6 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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Zhou ZiShu firmly but more or less politely tells Wen KeXing to kindly fuck off and leave me alone already.

Wen KeXing: Oooh so grump today Mr Grump!

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ChengLing covers his ears before we really hear anything so it just seems like he’s trying to block out Wen KeXing who is STILL talking.

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Lots of music by this lake tonight. Each coming with various degrees of pain and suffering.

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These two really are having a shitty day.

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WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?????

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Press the children’s shoulders to release your A-Xu Beyblade

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A’ight.

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Wearing this many rings cannot make playing this instrument any easier.

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byeeeeeeeeeee

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Ah shit! Those girls I saved are drowning!!

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#Concern

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Every day I like you more and more. Did you enjoy our indirect kiss?

No. And now you don’t get to enjoy it either.

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You are a very skilled man, but you’re terrible at playing the flute. Would you like some flute-blowing lessons? ;) Eh? A-Xu? Wanna learn to blow my flute? I’ll give you private lessons. ;) Blow my flute? ;) Lessons ;) A-Xu? ;) ;) ;)

Uuuuuuugh

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Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Awww now Wen KeXing is taking care of poor ChengLing

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You’re 14 years old you should have been training half your life already how are you this bad at martial arts? I’m catching feelings and I don’t like it so now I’m gonna yell at you!

Don’t Cry!! >:(

Bruh....

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Don’t worry kid. When I was little I did fuck all too. Now look at me.

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Your Uncle Zhou is a hedgehog. He’s prickly on the outside but inside there is a grumpy adorable little animal that loves you to pieces.

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Please let me be your disciple so we can be together forever

Shit how do I say no without saying that it’s because I’m literally dying? Uh...

“You’re too old and you suck at martial arts and you don’t know the basics so it’d be a waste of my time.” Nailed it.

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Don’t worry, ChengLing. He just means that you probably won’t become the greatest martial artist ever. And most people don’t reach that level anyway. So no worries. You got this! :D

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There are two ways to get good at something. Either train from childhood or start now.

Actually really good advice. The world kinda lives on this idea that if you don’t start something when you’re young you can never start it. Singing. Dancing. Art. Gymnastics. Whatever.

But that’s nonsense. You want to be good at it? Start practicing now.

I won’t take you on as my disciple but I’ll teach you some of the basics because I love you and you are a good boy.

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This boy in love

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Okay so I keep going on about ChengLing being the best boy but don’t think I’ve forgotten about how great A-Xiang is!

She’s gruff and a bit crass but she’s really quite kind! At least what I’ve seen so far.

In her heart I believe she is a sweet girl.

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Aren’t you going to help your maid?

Ah naw. A-Xiang can handle herself.

So can I. GTFO.

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TBC.......

#Word of honor #Shanhe Ling #zhou zishu #Wen Kexing #zhang chengling #Gu Xiang #Writing WoH #Spoilers #Episode 3 #long post

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Word of Honor - Episode 4 Part 1 - Horsing Around

ALRIGHT! IT’S TIME FOR EPISODE 4! ARE YOU READY? WHO’S EXCITED? ARE YOU EXCITED? I’M EXCITED!

HELL YEAH LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!

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Oh and we’re starting off with such a lovely establishing shot too!

Even if these guys were going crazy in the corner here. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle.

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[aw nuts]

Poor Wen KeXing looks so bored and lonely waiting for his boys to show up. So patient. So dedicated. You just don’t find stalkers like this now-a-days. It’s all online. They don’t even put in the proper footwork.

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Fuck they’re here! Alright Wen KeXing! Stay calm! Play it cool! Suave and debonair just like we practiced! You got this! You GOT this!

“Oh? Y’all woke up? Now that you’re here would you like to sample my nuts?” FLAWLESS!

“No”.

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♪Say my naaame say my naaame♪

“No.”

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Well whatever. Here. Have some horses.

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This humble best boy thanks you most kindly for spoiling me as well since you have the hots for the person looking out for me. :D

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“We met by chance”???? Son I have literally been stalking you for days! (weeks? I’m not sure on the time frame). Don’t you belittle my effort here!

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Time cannot measure the depth of... mm... how do I put this in a kid friendly way... Mmmm let’s just say... Your Uncle Zhou and I are really good friends ;) ;) ;)

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Sorry to interrupt your flirting but the plot wanted to introduce itself to you again. :D

Um excuse us. We were working on a found family plot. Can you please wait your fucking turn?

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After blindly trusting a bunch of strangers, ChengLing finally finds himself learning about the concept of “stranger danger”. He cozies up to one of the strangers he blindly trusted earlier to hope he will protect him from the new strangers.

Wen KeXing is maybe a little jealous of the proximity.

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Even though I just went off about the dangers of strangers, I do love how much ChengLing trusts him. Like seriously. And to be fair Zhou ZiShu has proven his trustworthiness a few times over by now. But yeah. Just. I love these characters. I love them.

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Leader Shen? Never heard of the bitch. Be on your way.

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Beggar Gang: *Starts to drop friendly pretense and become more threatening* Wen KeXing: Try it bitch. I don’t need red eyeliner to fuck you up.

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“Why don’t you give up being a beggar and become a lawyer instead?”

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT US? WE WILL SURROUND YOU LIKE LASAGNA!!!

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Okay Wen KeXing I am going to trust you for the first time to do something very very important, okay? Watch my boy. Do you understand?

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😍

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Bitch pls

Yeet

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Superhero landing!! (Very hard on the knees)

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He kicked so hard he knocked the camera into a dutch angle!

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Dem abs must be ROCKIN’! Well as the say, Waist not, Want not. ;)

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Aw nuts

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angy!

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Hmmmmmm Interesting 🤔

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One man has the bright idea to stop fighting the random blue guy and just take the kid.

Give this man a promotion.

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Wen KeXing has one job (to watch ChenLing) but even taking that purely literally he’s not even doing that right.

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We interrupt this martial arts tournament to bring you this clip from the Looney Tunes.

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Wen KeXing you asshole! I gave you ONE job!

What? you told me to watch him so I’m watching him! I’m watching him run around!

He’s cute. But you’re cuter. ;) ;) ;)

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Le Gasp! Do you? My Dearest A-Xu? Require my assistance? Do you desire my help? My support? My cooperation? My Reinforcement? For me? Little old me? to back you up?????

Then you’d better fucking say it. >;)

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Aw beans

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We interrupt your Looney Tunes clip to bring you a different Looney Tunes clip.

And now back to your previously interrupting Looney Tunes clip.

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This shit was purely for the aesthetic.

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Really? Really??? We’re going with the ‘rolled up wet towel’ technique? Where did you train for this one? The men’s locker room?

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“Your soft sword is too soft”

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YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP

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I take back what I said about this guy being smart. Jump over the tale. Throw the table. Move faster. He’s 14 and not well trained in martial arts. Just fucking grab him!!! (Also do not grab him you are not worthy to touch the best boy. )

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Commence Fight Phase 2. Enemy weapons upgraded.

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HEY! HEY YOU WEREN’T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW MY ADVICE! DIDN’T YOU SEE THE DAMN PARENTHESES??? YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!!

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Uh guys? Thanks for the offer to help, but the stubble is an intentional aesthetic choice.

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Another superhero landing

This time with 24% more blood! :D

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Wait! Someone might actually be able to lay a hand on my future husband????

NOT ON MY WATCH!

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Aw nuts

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🎳 Strike!!!🎳

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Such a good boy. <3

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Zhou ZiShu finally remembers watching Howl’s Moving Castle and takes ChenLing to the sky. Bye losers!

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Oh look. My crush left. Guess I don’t have to hide that I’m evil anymore :D :D :D

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Hot DAMN!

This is a good shot.

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Jesus fuck.

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Okay I may be Ace as FUCK but even I can appreciate this scene.

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Local Man pretending to be deathly ill starting to accidentally reveal that he may actually be deathly ill.

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ChengLing is just so sweet and genuinely thoughtful of others! Like it’s his first instinct always to be kind, especially to those he cares about. Just

BEST. BOY.

Unfortunately Zhou ZiShu is a prickly hedgehog.

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Hmmmm I see a cicada.

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Uuuuugh... gross. :|

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Always remember to wash your hands as often as possible. :D

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What the actual fuck? I was gone for 15 fucking minutes????

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Neeyyeyyyyyuuuughhh DX DX DX

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TBC...

#Word of Honor #Shanhe Ling #zhou zishu #wen kexing #zhang chengling #Writing WoH #Episode 4 #spoilers #long post

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Important!!! Do you have a cat?

!!!!

I do not! But I have a rabbit! His name is Hamlet!

#OwO #I'm not used to getting personal questions. OwO #averageace

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Ahhh just realized I never turned on my ask box haha. Feel free to drop in for a chat or leave a message if you like. I’mma just keep on doin’ my thing.

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Thoughts on Episode 3

Too. Many. Characters.

I’m a simple girl. My brain is made of beans. Please be kind.

But the domestic fluff. Mmmmmm mmm. Good shit. We’re just starting our found family but we’re starting solid! Got a meal together! Comforting against bad dreams! A little murder! What’s not to love?

#Word of Honor #Shanhe Ling #WoH #SHL #Spoilers #Writing WoH #Episode 3

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Word of Honor - Episode 3 Part 2 - We’re getting INN to it now!

Meanwhile back with Scooby and the Gang. B-characters realize that the Goldilocks is missing and it was only the 3 bears that were killed.

And we can hear them surprisingly well from this far away. Their voices must carry exceptionally well.

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The spiderwebs of DEATH

Seriously though it’s been hours. How has no one either taken these wires down or run into them accidentally? You cannot tell me they have checked every bit of this place for ChengLing’s body if these are still up.

Someone has lied to you Mr. White ‘n’ Blue.

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No you fucking did not. If you were cleaning them up roughly you’d at least get the ones on the main doorways! goddamn.

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Old ppl vs the Ghosts!

COME ON DOWN FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE THE ALL DEAD VS THE MOSTLY DEAD THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE.

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The Ghost Valley is a menace! It’s high time someone went in there and eradicated them all!

Huh... never thought of that before...

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Eh. Old people chanting the children’s rhymes doesn’t have the same tension. It’s just not the right feel. It’s a no from me.

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Yes. This is perfectly far enough away. No one could possibly overhear us from this distance! I am a genius!

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We are all very worried about ChengLing’s well being. Yes. That is all. Only his well being. Nothing else. No ulterior motives here. Nope. Purely just good will and worry. :DDDD

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Ah yes! Back to my boys! :D

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You big softie.

Seriously though. He is so considerate of not only Best Boy’s physical well being but really his emotional state and autonomy as well. He doesn’t expect ChengLing to act like a full grown adult but he doesn’t treat him like a little kid either. It’s great and I’m here for it.

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It’s not stalking if we got here first, right? Now you’re stalking me! :D :D :D :D :D

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Some day soon I’ll get you to admit you like me ;)

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaat you’re here to? At this random river?????? OMG what are the chancesssssss?!?!?

At this point I just wanna know fuckin how????

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A-Xiang deserves a fucking medal for putting up with this BS. For real.

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A-Xu you make-a him sad D:

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Zhou ZiShu! Look out! They’re stealing your boat!!

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-Hey if the ghost valley peeps come up to wreck shit it’s gonna be our shit that gets wrecked too you know? -I don’t give a farting fly’s left ass cheek! I’m one foot in the grave already.

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Glazed armor this glazed armor that give me a glazed donut and let’s call it a day. I don’t careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Are you inn or out?

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Sorry we’re out of space because for some reason we let ourselves rent out the entire establishment to a single person. Like I get he paid for the rooms but it’d still be bad for business?? Like no one wants to go to an inn if they won’t let you stay even though there are empty rooms. Like the fuck

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Look elsewhere? Shit you know this is the only inn in town (apparently)!! Where we supposed to go???

Um... why don’t you try looking at I don’t give a FUCK

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Well well well. Who could have seen this coming?

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Zhou ZiShu is about read to add a few more nails

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This old ragged beggar man is hot as fuck. Set him up in my room at once!

Just end my suffering. I beg you

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ChengLing just gonna keep his mouth shut and stay out of it

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-I gave you my own room! -My room now. Kindly GTFO -But I bought you clothes too! -Yeah no one asked you. GTFO!!

-How have my seduction techniques continued to fail??????????

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Love me pls D:

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If Oedipus invented a wire tap he’s gonna have to work harder to get past me!!

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But he doesn’t look like he’s a bad person

Bad people rarely do.

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Take the bed? I couldn’t possibly!! No! You’re taking care of me and protecting me and you’re old! You take the bed! I’ll sleep on the chair! I’m the best boy!!!

Bitch did I fucking stutter?

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You owe me no explanations. I’m sure you have your reasons and that they’re good ones. But don’t suffer needlessly. Treat your wounds and I won’t ask any more about it.

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MY BOY DOESN’T DESERVE THIS. ALL THIS OVER A PIECE OF FUCKIN SEA GLASS??????????

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Ain’t nobody dope as me I’m just so fresh, so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)

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Daaate niiiiiight

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So I get that you’re like persistently stalking me and all that but like Why??

Because I know you cute as fuck. Why you hiding? Show me what your true face and I’ll tell you what I want. What I really really want.

You first bitch

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Local man tries to pry secrets out of only human in a 10 mile radius who has no ulterior motives and is confused when it doesn’t work.

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Das gay

HDU

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Clink Clink bitch

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Master can you please keep it in your pants for 5 minutes? It’s all I ask. Just 5 minutes of peace! Please!

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Pop Quiz! Who is the second cutest person in the world?

I will settle for anyone who feeds me

Naw. Tsundere is where it’s at.

*Is unimpressed in tsundere*

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Then who is the mostest cutest?

A tsundere with long legs, slim waist, fat ass.

Heavens strike me down now. Please end my misery. Why did I sit here? Didn’t I know better?

Anyone have any more torture nails? Anyone? Please?

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*Insert Mii channel theme*

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We are the unwashed masses. Let’s go fuck some shit up

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Hey guys. Does this look like anime style to you? Someone said it looks like anime but I don’t see it.

I think it looks great! I can’t even draw a stick figure! hahahaha

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Sleepy boi <3

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How the fuck did I become the third wheel?

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*mii channel theme continues*

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Your honored uncle here wouldn’t let us eat anything until you woke up even though he sat at my table. D:

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-Stop acting like a little brat and start acting polite and demure like the other girls

-Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh gross

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We’re doing found family and we’re doing it now!

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Why aren’t you eating?

Yeah! We had to wait all this time for you to get here and you’re not even eating anyway!!!!!!

Well my home and my entire family died, and so did that random boat man who protected me. And also there’s a hole in my stomach. So I don’t have much of an appetite atm.

Oh My God. can you not???

But that’s how I show affection!!!!!!!! D:<

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Shoving food in your face to hide your tears. A time honored tradition.

Also D: Best boy is sad </3

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Oh no. More people I’m supposed to remember.

JESUS FUCK REALLY???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW MANY? You cannot tell me they are all important. Please tell me I’m not supposed to remember this many people. I can’t handle this.

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

THAT’S 11 PEOPLE AT ONCE! WHAT THE FUCK

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Whenever this guy speaks it sounds like he’s trying really hard not to cough in front of the board meeting.

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Okay so what I got from this is

There was a treaty between these peeps and the ghost peeps to say they’ll leave each other the fuck alone

The ghost peeps broke that promise by fucking with the mirror lake sect and so these peeps decided to retaliate

and they’re gonna retaliate by throwing a party? Like I guess they’re just gathering forces? But like it’s a weird way to do it.

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Oh for the love of god.

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Pffffffffffffffff welcome to the circus

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*sigh*

Okay y’all I can remember like 6 people. 7 Max. Y’all gonna have to be picky about who’s important here.

How many of these people do I actually have to know?

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Now what the fuck happened here and why are the twin jades here?

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You two have a piece of the glazed ham. And even though no one is using it it’s really important that we keep it that way. No one must hold all pieces of the glazed ham. Or..... bad things?

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Oh my. Pain o’clock already?

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SOMEONE GET THEIR ASS IN THERE AND GIVE MY BOY A HUG!

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Hey! What do you see? Is he in there? I can’t see a goddamn thing.

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So I know that he’s like what, 15? And like grew up with a dad. But like you know they made him scream “A-Die” and then wake up to Zhou ZiShu’s comforting touch on purpose. You know that was planned.

Maybe not a father, but certainly a father figure.

(Also thanks, A-Xu for answering my request from earlier for someone to comfort the poor boy.)

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What’s this? The sounds of a scuffle???

Whelp. Not anymore.

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Couldn’t he have just ordered them to leave instead?

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The Ghost Valley seems to be following me rather closely.

Oh you have no idea. ;)

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Alcohol detected

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Let me call you a cute pet name and I’ll let you drink from my bottle of nectar. ;)

Oh my god this shit again?

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You know what?

Two can play at this game.

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You wanna see what lies underneath? Rip it off yourself.

Don’t worry! I’m patient! Sleep well! Dream of me! I know I’ll be dreaming of you! ;)

#word of honor #Shanhe Ling #wen kexing #zhou zishu #zhang chengling #Gu Xiang #Writing WoH #spoilers #episode 3 #long post

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Word of Honor - Episode 3 Part 1 - Someone finally eats their damn food

FUCKING FINALLY OMG

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Why is the rum always gone?

It’s because you’re an alcoholic, Dear.

Lucky for you I’m an enabler

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Why y’all gotta drag me into your gross flirting? Disgusting

Ah don’t worry! I’ll help! I’ll help with anything! Let me be helpful! Please I beg of you!

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I like you. You like me?

No.

How bout now?

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Don’t you fuckin’ touch me.

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I don’t know why but like in just about any context someone smelling their fingers is just a tiny bit gross.

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A beautiful person is beautiful regardless of what life and the world has done to them. An woman made homely by long suffering is no less beautiful than a princess whose hands were made to touch nothing harder than water.

Learn some respect.

That being said it ain’t life that made you ugly. Take off the damn mask! Let me sneak a peek! ;)

You couldn’t fucking handle it.

Oh yeah? Fucking prove it.

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So what’d y’all do to piss off the Ghost Valley? Asking for a friend and I definitely don’t know the answer. I don’t even know who they are. Ghost Valley? That sounds made up.

But what did you do to piss them off?

I don’t know and honestly I don’t give a FUCK. About anything. Except wine. And sleep. Let me get drunk and go to bed. Please. Rest. I crave rest.

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There’s a weird children’s rhyme floating around *ahem*

RING AROUND THE ROSIE

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A bunch of sects got their sacred texts stolen and shoved into a cave somewhere 20 years ago and supposedly the knowledge gathered can make you invincible.

Also apparently none of these sects had thought to like... i don’t know... write down a second copy? Or like have a master that actually knows the stuff so they can teach it and pass it down? I guess? I mean I don’t feel like this needed to be so big of a problem.

That being said Zhou ZiShu’s “the fuq” head tilt when Wen KeXing says that it makes people invincible just does it for me. lol Mr Sass Man Like “Press X to Doubt”

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Everyone’s always trying to kill each other over some mystical mcguffin or another.

Get this thing and you’ll live forever. Get that thing and it’ll cure any ailment. Get the other thing and you can destroy all your foes. Blah Blah Blah

Y’all can miss me with that shit.

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Wen KeXing, your mirthless laugh is kinda giving up the ghost on your disguise as it were.

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Ignorant people create their own troubles. And drag innocent others into the squall.

And I ain’t down for that shit.

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Wait I get it! People who suck try to cheat!

And they’re dumb!

I’m so smrt.

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Stop asking my boy questions you know he doesn’t want to answer.

I love how much Zhou ZiShu tries to protect ChengLing’s boundaries. Like no. He doesn’t want you to treat his wound. He doesn’t want to answer that question. Then by god he’s not going to. He’s old enough to know if he needs help and to make his own decisions so I’m gonna let him. And if you try again I will cut you.

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Unfortunate.

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You can always tell when someone’s a shit manager when they order you to do something you’re already doing as if you hadn’t thought to do it and then pretend that it was their idea all along.

“Cover the bodies” do you see all these fucking sheets? Do yous ee my hands already covering his ass? Do you see? You cover the fucking bodies you damn layabout!

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And then there’s this guy! What happened? Fuckin ghost assassins came in and killed everyone! What the fuck do you think happened?

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It’s sad that y’all lost your sworn brother or something. Like it is. And y’all are making me believe that you’re in pain! And his two kids that really sucks too!

But like...

I don’t know who ANY of y’all are. Like Sucks and all but like... who are you? I’m not emotionally invested in you at ALL. Which makes it real hard to hit that sympathy card in any substantial way right out the gate.