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[hoodoo12]

NO REGRETS!

Live your life like Beetlejuice. Take chances and take pride in what you do!

This is delightful and much much needed after this hell-on-earth week I've been through. Thanks @bjfinn!

THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES

based on an idea by @hoodoo12

[The interior of a Crumbl Cookies store. BEETLEJUICE enters, looking around and scowling.]

LYDIA (off camera)

Welcome to Crumbl Cookies. (Softly, to herself ) Where is everyone?

BEEJ (sneering)

I don't think I like this place.

LYDIA

Okay, I know the decor is a little ... bland --

BEEJ

A little???

LYDIA

-- but they've got great cookies.

[BEETLEJUICE harrumphs and continues to look around.]

BEEJ

So where are they? (Yelling loudly) Hey! Where are you guys? There's customers, you know!

LYDIA

Beej!

BEEJ

What? All I want is some service! (He shakes his head in contempt.) Good help is so hard to find these days. (He turns around and sees the display of cookie boxes.) Oh God slash Satan! (He retches comically.)

LYDIA

What? What's wrong?

BEEJ

Pink!

LYDIA

What's wrong with pink?

BEEJ (angrily)

I hate pink! Pink is the colour of weakness! Pink is the colour of --

LYDIA

Your hair goes pink when you get complimented.

BEEJ

I know! And I hate it! It's so embarrassing! (With a loud growl he sweeps the stack of boxes off the shelf and starts stomping on them.) Pink is a stupid colour! It's not red, it's not white -- it's just ... AAARRRGGGHHH!

LYDIA (firmly)

Beej, stop it!

[He turns and looks at her, breathing heavily and glaring.]

BEEJ (grinning evilly)

I can make this place better!

LYDIA

Beej, no -- don't do anything you'll regret later!

BEEJ (shaking his head, a dangerous glint in his eye)

I'm not gonna regret anything!

[BEETLEJUICE snaps his fingers, and everything goes black for a second. When the light returns, the interior of the store has black and white stripes on the walls and counter elevations, and the wooden countertops are now purple. BEETLEJUICE, smiling happily, is wearing a black-and-white striped tuque, and is holding a plate of sugar cookies -- they're frosted with a swirl of black and white icing, and decorated with green and purple sprinkles.]

LYDIA (tasting one of the cookies)

Mmm! These are really good!

BEEJ (proudly)

See -- what'd I tell you? No regrets!

#beetlejuice #other people's fine writing #on 2nd thought maybe don't live like Beetlejuice #or take advice from him #there'd be a lot of misdemeanors (or felonies) in your future

[hoodoo12]

#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines

[hoodoo12]

I know you've done oral headcanons before but what about beej recieving? Female reader but idm

Thanks for the ask! Head (lol) canons are fun. NSFW,  Beetlejuice/f! and Beetlejuice/gender neutral reader

Beetlejuice receiving? Oh my. He’s gonna lose his shit.

Movie:

He acts like it’s expected, including verbal nudges like, “it ain’t gonna suck itself” and “put that pretty mouth of yours to good use”

Physical nudges include bodily forcing you to your knees in front of him and grabbing your jaw to force your mouth open

That’s his favorite position

Especially if you’re topless, so he can see your tits bounce 

On a mattress, on your back with your head over the edge is good too

You better be able to repress that gag reflex, because he’s going to test it. One, there’s nothing he likes better than deep-throating you, and getting any extra millimeter he can into your mouth is his goal. Two, this guy is dead. He’s been dead long enough there’s not a ton of rot left, but he is mossy and gross and he doesn’t care

He likes to hear you gag, though

Better have some type of ‘safe-word’ signal. He knows breathers need to, well, breathe, but he likes to “forget” several seconds past what your lungs may say is too long

When he’s not staying balls’ deep in your mouth, he’s fucking your mouth hard. Those balls’ll be slapping your chin--or forehead, depending on what position he’s decided he wants you

Suction is good--everybody likes that--but he’s fine with doing most of the work and using your mouth like it’s just a personal toy 

He likes it when there’s so much spit you can’t swallow that it just hangs in ribbons down your chin. Especially if it slicks your tits

At the end, he’s willing to pull out partially to come on your tongue, but you better be willing to swallow! If you’re thinking of not, he’s going to pull out and paint your face with his come. He likes an open mouth like you just can’t wait for it. Like at the beginning, he’s more than eager to grab your jaw and crank your mouth open to his satisfaction

He may not thank you, but he will return the favor. Not grudgingly, either!

Musical:

You’re willing to go down on him? He’s excited

So excited in fact that the first few (dozen) times, he’s not going to last long

You’ve got to build up his tolerance so he doesn’t blow his load almost immediately

Sixty-nine is right out; he’s too eager

Before he’s better at holding himself together, he’s semi-ashamed and apologies profusely for just coming unexpectedly in your mouth (or on your face, if he’s that worked up)

You learn that it’s better if he’s sitting or laying down. He lasts longer that way

It’s also better to go slowly, instead of hard and fast. Take him in bit by bit so he can adjust to the sensations of his cock in the varying pressure of your mouth, then surprise him with a few quicker movements just to keep him on his toes

He’ll try not to face-fuck you, but sometimes he gets too eager and pops his hips anyway. After a while, he believes you when you tell him you don’t mind

He does, however, like to shove his fingers through your hair and hold your head, even if he’s not directing your movements

Using your hand on him--holding him by the base of his cock, so you can use your mouth to focus on the head--makes him squirm. One thing that’ll always make him come fast is actively jerking him off while sucking him

Wet and sloppy? Yes please. Soak him in your spit. Make him soggy and leave a wet spot below him; he loves it

If he’s sitting and you’re between his legs, give his balls a little attention. He didn’t realize how much he’d like that too. The first time you licked his sack and gently sucked one of his balls between your lips, he jerked like he’d touched a live wire and you ended up supporting his legs with his thighs on your shoulders and your head squeezed between them

When he gets close to finishing, he’s always a little frantic

He likes to come in your mouth, but always seemed worried that’s too much. Too forward. Too intimate.

If you pin him with your eyes, though, holding direct eye contact with him while his cock is in your mouth, that’ll send him over the edge

It’ll take him a few moments to pull himself together, but he’ll make sure you’re okay and then be more than willing to go down on you for round two

[hoodoo12]

You barely got into the resurrection-at-the-Marquis Theatre makeup!

Ok is it just me, or has Alex Brightman's Beetlejuice hair and makeup NEVER looked the same way twice?

#beetlejuice #brightjuice #alex brightman #the trials and tribulations of Beetlejuice makeup

[hoodoo12]

#9, 17 and 21 for the movie asks, if you please :)

9. A film set in a place you always wanted to visit: Super easy. The Thing (1982). I'd love to go to Antarctica even if there are aliens that want to assimilate me!

17. A film whose main genre is a Western: High Noon (1952). A good flick with Gary Cooper. Takes place in real time, if that excites you too.

21. A film with a great needle drop/soundtrack/score: the Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003). There is a reason that music can make or break a movie. These films are fantastic, but Howard Shore's compositions and the London Philharmonic Orchestra, the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra, the London Voices, London Oratory School Schola choir elevate them even higher.

I have to give another answer for this question: the soundtrack from Hereditary (2018). Composer and musician Colin Stetson created something that just gets under your skin. This video 4 Happy Notes Create a Terrifying Theme explains the reasons why very well. I didn't list it as the 'real' answer because I think it works better if you watch the movie, not just listen to the soundtrack without visual context.

Thanks for good questions!

#ask

[hoodoo12]

2, 20, and 29 for the movie ask game?

2. An indie film: Coherence (2013). Pay attention. It's not a movie to watch while also scrolling through your phone.

20. A film where the vibes are immaculate: The Princess Bride (1987). There no modern classic as perfect as this.

29. A film to feel good/uplifted: Singin' in the Rain (1952). I don't believe it's possible to watch this movie without a smile on your face!

Thanks for asking!

#ask

[hoodoo12]

A chance to put my degree to use?!

Some questions need a little add'l information (place you'd like to visit, native language, etc) so please add that in.

#ask game

[hoodoo12]

New art is always welcomed

New hyperfixation alert

#Beetlejuice #other people's fine art

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#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines

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#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines

[hoodoo12]

🐰

Like Frank from Donnie Darko or more like Lennie from Of Mice and Men?

😆

#ask

[hoodoo12]

You: 🐹

Your writing: 🐱

I'm seeing a trend in the 'writing' category . . . Maybe it has to do with the fact that I write smut and another term for cat/feline is p*ssy

lol lol

#ask

[hoodoo12]

🐯Pretty intimidated bc i only knew you from your fics on Ao3 (and they r all so fucken good) but now def less:3

the TIGER?? omg

I'm glad to have met you and now you know I'm not that terrifying (I hope)

#ask

[hoodoo12]

Your thoughts?

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

[hoodoo12]

Welcome to the fandom!

A few months ago I discovered the beetlejuice the musical. I seen the original film Beetlejuice and I can already tell the musical is better than the film I haven't seen the musical fully yet but I have seen bits of it and I heard all the music, it's great the music and the scenes I have seen are fun and entertaining for a adult audience and there's just what I like, a adult comedy.

#beetlejuice #other people's fine art #new fans!

[hoodoo12]

I love this

i saw beetlejuice the musical last weekend so i was inspired to draw him!!!! AND @mr-whitebullet said it would be cool to barbie outfit him. WHY NOTT :3

so anyways. beetlejuice-ified the barbie cowboy outfit be upon ye

#Beetlejuice #other people's fine art #perfect caption

[hoodoo12]

#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines #I am unsure of these “benefits”