Jason:I have an idea.

Tim:No murder.

Jason:I no longer have an idea.

Jason: Alright,what time does the judgmental Express arrive at?

Tim: Damien usually finish training at noon.

Dick: Tim are you alright?You didn’t sleep at all last night.

Tim: I got solid five minutes!Not consecutively,but it’s fine your not even that blurry.

Damien: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Tim: I’m aware of that.

Damien: But then you and I had spent sometime together…..

Tim: Wait—what?!

Damien:….It did not get better.

Jon: You’re pushing all my buttons damien!

Damien: Sorry, I was looking for mute.

Jon:*offended gasp*

Bruce: Nothing is free.

Dick: Love is free.

Steph: Friendship is free.

Tim: Sleep is free.

Barbara: Knowledge is free.

Damian: Air is free.

Jason: Everything is free if you take it without asking.

Bruce:….

Dick:….

Barbara:….

Damian:….

Tim:….

Steph:….Well his not wrong.

Jason: My upstairs neighbor keeps vacuuming his floor when I’m sleeping at night.

Dick: So what did you do?

Jason: The obvious thing.

Dick: You told him to vacuum during the day because it bothers you at night?

Jason: Pfft no!I started vacuuming my ceiling as he sleeps at 1am.

Dick:….

Tim:…I don’t know whether to be impress or disappointed.

Damien: I learned about lollipops today,And let me just say that they are weird and disgusting!

Dick: Why would you say that?

Damien: When you suck on it, you’re basically flavoring your own spit and then you drink it!

Dick: What—no!

Jason: No, for once he has a point.

Tim*Stops sucking on a lollipop*:You just have to say that right in front of me didn’t you?