horny-ex-catholic

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The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it

#i do unironically love this book #its very much not without its flaws but its extremely fun

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#cursive+analog clock+sewing+typing

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this is making me HOWL

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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hehe :3

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YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD A KINDER PLACE BY BEING KIND! THAT’S ALL IT TAKES!!

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My old dorm had one of these!! I was so excited I immediately called my dad to tell him about it, lmao

I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

#my reply

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Yes booping is great for the mutual slapping, but more importantly I finally have a way to show my appreciation to my followers who are constantly in my notifs and have been for years. I adore you. I noticed when your icon changed. We've never spoken and I'm so sorry I never followed back. Boops you on the snoot

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since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general

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paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you

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No other options bc no

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