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in the event of an emergency your crocodile boyfriend will double as a lamp and flotation device
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count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie
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ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE
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boypregnant on a sunday night ?
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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good heavens i've been gatored
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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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The best part of Warframe is making versions of your characters that serve as much cunt as possible. Fashionframe is everything
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I have never played Warframe. I know practically nothing about it. But this guy showed up on my steam feed serving cunt, and I must admit, it compels me.
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