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horsesandfandomsarelife

an introverted hooman and proud :)

Bea, 20+ Ain't got no rhyme or reason in this blog. Enjoy your stay :) I am a hot mess, obviously.

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 10 months

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r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

#lol #i love this #beautiful #cats #lmaoooo

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 11 months

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i hate words that aren't pronounced the way they're spelled. fuck you debris and indicted and colonel and

#i had to learn the real pronunciations of all of these the HARD WAY

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 11 months

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being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

#cries in broke

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 11 months

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a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

#fireflies good #so cute #i love this

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 1 year

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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

#lol #love this #possum

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 1 year

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#lol #beautiful #memes

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horsesandfandomsarelife · 1 year

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People who aren't familiar with animal behaviour - especially when it comes to wild animals - are surprised and delighted when a wild animal that's usually averse to human contact seems to be completely tame. It's cute! Look at this little buddy, look at how friendly she is! You see pictures like that on the internet sometimes, people snapping photos of themselves and their friends picking up this incredibly sweet and docile beautiful piece of wildlife.

The truth is, that is mortifying. An animal acting unnaturally is always a bad sign. That creature is too sick or delirious to flee from a predator. Depending on what's wrong with that poor thing, their unexpected - well, unanticipated - bite might infect you, too. A creature that can't comprehend, or can't bother to care, that they're in danger is dangerous by default.

I wonder if that would apply to humans interacting with supernatural creatures. Like they emit vibes so bad that humans just fucking bolt at the first hint of it, the aura of Sense Of Impending Doom radiates from them at Demon Core doses, you'd chew your leg off like a trapped animal to escape it.

And then these creatures find a human that is so thorougly depleted of fucks to give that they honestly just don't fucking care anymore. Looking at unfathomable cosmic horrors like "yeah this might as well be happening" and doesn't even flinch at the unfathomable hand reaching to grasp them.

And the entities are like "omg look it's letting me pick it up! it's completely tame!", blisfully unaware that a human being who has reached a point this far beyond fearing death will not hesitate to kill a god.

#this fucks #love this concept

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