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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#i think i’ll take my whiskey neat #my coffee black and #my bed at three

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ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚Smosh Boys Masterlist

💋Smut | 🫀Fluff | 🥀 Angst | 🧠Imagine | 🪡Series | 🌷One shot | 🗣️Drabble 

Office Hours (prof!Damien)🫀💋🌷

Take Me Home (prof!Damien) 🫀💋🌷

Teasing professor!Damien 💋🧠

Fatal Distraction (prof!Damien)🫀💋🌷

The Shower Scene 🫀💋🌷

More, More, More 🫀💋🌷

The Weather Ain’t Been Bad 🫀💋🌷

Wreck and Resurrect 🫀💋🌷

Slow Down, Lie Down 🫀💋🌷

#go. read. these. now. #my fav writer oml #<3 love you boo #prof!damien???? genius.

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Not wanting to sleep, not wanting to be awake, but a secret third thing (wanting to lie in bed and stare at a wall until feelings go away)

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doing important research on this fine sunday morning

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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I AM A BIG BUTCH! I AM BIG AND FEROCIOUS AS I STOMP AROUND IN MY BIG BOOTS! I AM SOOOO SCARY!! SUCH AN INTIMIDATING BUTCH!!

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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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What I want to write in my fic: "his thumb rubbed circles over your cheek bone"

What my anthropology major brain wants to write in my fic: "his thumb rubbed circles over your ZYGOMATIC ARCH"

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Hey Dad it's very important to me to know the distinction: Crowley goes 90 MILES per hour or 90 KILOS per hour? Because I see a lot of mph descriptions out there. If it is 90 mph, is that a you decision? Follow-up question: if it is a you decision, did TP object or just go along with it like having Aziraphale say fuck?

He goes at 90 mph because all the speeds in London are measured in miles per hour.

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Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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Would you ever write for wesley again? Your alphabet fic was the only wesley fic i could find, i went looking for it and was sad when i couldn't find it...

i would write for wesley again! i’ll have to watch a couple eps of tng bc it’s been a while 😭 but yeah !

i can rewrite the alphabet or if you have a more specific idea, feel free to send an ask! xoxo