oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
[ID A drawing of Martin Blackwood against a black blackground, appearing to rise out of a wave of water. He is holding a mug with fog billowing out. End ID]
[ID: A screenshot of Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood from the "will you wear wigs" Lord of the Rings prank interview. Both actors are edited to have heavy eye makeup and long wigs. End ID]
One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering. The girls are fighting. This conversation could happen in season 5 and I would not bat an eye.
Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality.
Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing.
Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall.
Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he.
Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.*
Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant*
Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo.
Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO!
Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you?
Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :)
Nigel:
It’s finished! Nikola Orsinov kidnapping Jon sent me spiraling so I had to paint it. The horrors he endures😵💫🥺 poor Jon. I don’t think the creators meant to have the wax figures melting but that’s how it is in my head
[ID: Digital art of Gwen Bouchard and Mr Bonzo from The Magnus Protocol. Gwen is a slender Black woman with chin length textured hair worn half-up, half-down. She wears a collared shirt under a jumper with the sleeves rolled up, a leather messenger bag over her shoulder. She holds out an unmarked envelope to Mr Bonzo with a look of abject terror on her face. Mr Bonzo is a very tall decaying mascot creature, mostly a dirty yellow with large purplish pustules across his body. His nose has rotted away to reveal a dripping nasal cavity underneath, his eyes are bloodshot and lidless with eerie glowing red pupils, and his smile is wet with black, ichorous drool. There is a bright yellow light illuminating him from behind, but hardly any of it reaches Gwen in his shadow. Superimposed over the image and scrawled on the wall behind them are the words “Mr Bonzo’s on his way/He’s here to stay, he wants to play” repeatedly. End ID.]
i was already working on this before this week’s eppy sode but afterwards i found i had contracted the bonzbonic plague and here we are
And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?
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