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pre-dance dashboard simulator

🛡️ knighttime

stop saying princess rhaenyra is ‘serving cunt’ she is fourteen years old. say i think she looks nice

🛡️ knighttime

she is serving lemon cakes at a school bake sale

🪱 woodswitchswife

already didn’t get the point of twins then met the lannisters and get it even less. we didn’t even need one of those

🦁 tylandister

thanks for this i needed to hear it

💫 hiptobesquire

guys PLEASE don’t sexualise the new kingsguard they have vows and it makes them uncomfortable :( it isn’t like the city watch fetishising them is basically septasploitation they’re men of god. as a fan it’s really disheartening to see

❤️ lanadelreyne

i’d let criston cole have me in a restaurant

🫀 harrenballs

genuinely disgusting how quickly those true crime ghouls have moved in on the strongs. lyonel has already been through so much

🐟 shiverlandstruecrime

yeah murdering all your wives sounds exhausting

🏰 highinmytower

another awesome bought victory for prince daemon i hope the laurels enjoy watching a limpdick night with his mistress

⚔️ darksisterhood

cranky bc he unhorsed you huh

🏰 highinmytower

i’m not a knight i’m just a hater

⚔️ darksisterhood

listen, i know you don’t want to admit prince daemon is not only the king’s trueborn heir of pure valyrian stock but also the strongest warrior in the realm. it’s okay to just say you’re jealous 💅✨

🍗 fleabottoming

tumblr user darksisterhood when his pubes are translucent

❤️ lanadelreyne

what the fuck is septasploitation i hate this fucking website

🫀 harrenballs

your grace stop the tourney. yaoi break

🫀 harrenballs

just found out his wife died. my condolences to king viserys at this sensitive time

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LET THE LIGHT IN

#jaimebrienne

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tobias and the angel - filippo lippi, a feast for crows - george rr martin, bishonen - momus, a storm of swords - george rr martin, the accolade - edmund leighton, sir galahad - arthur hughes, so with a good heart, and now fully armed, galahad rode farther on upon his quest - wh margetson, l’ange exterminateur - anicet charles gabriel lemonnier, pietro berrettini

#jaime lannister

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

#tyrion lannister……..

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also after walking into a pyre to die at the lowest moment of her 14 year old life and instead of burning to death enacting the miracle from her prophetic dreams that everyone in her family died and failed trying to do that brings magic back into the world for the first time in 300 years and three dragons who are loyal only to her and the next day there’s a giant red comet in the sky. what is this tenth grader supposed to do NOT suspect a little bit that she’s the messiah.

#Actually my favourite character of all time #like every time i think maybe i over played her character in my mind #i go read her chapters from book 1 and NO #that is MY messiah/virgin mother/child bride/pre-teen girl/goddess #like actually deep being the first person to bring dragons back for decades #u couldn’t tell me anything EVER #daenerys targeryan

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listen. i'm an aemond fan. however the bit in the trailer where he's talking about whether daemon (warrior who successfully fought and won a long-term military campaign before aemond was even BORN) dares to face him when he himself has been in zero (0) battles and killed one (1) person completely by accident really did make me laugh. buddy i hate to break it to you but you are absolutely not prepared for what's about to go down.

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IN DEFENSE OF ARYA STARK

Jason Schneiderman, "Little Red Riding Wolf," The Account // Italian Girl with Flowers, Spanish artist Joaquin Sorolla, 1886 // Sansa I, A Game of Thrones, GRR Martin.

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister

#:(((( #literally a baby #arya stark

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Saera was a courageous and clever, girl, in her own way as clever as her brother Vaegon. She was just as strong, quick and spirited as her sister Alyssa. Saera was tempestuous, demanding, and disobedient. Her first word was “no”, which she said often and loudly.

#saera targaryen

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“Princess Saera herself was still alive and well in Volantis, and only thirty-four years of age; her own claim was clearly superior to those of any of her bastard sons, but she did not choose to press it. “I have my own kingdom here,” she said, when asked if she meant to return to Westeros.”

#saera targaryen

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IN DEFENSE OF SANSA STARK

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night // The Little Girl with the Blue Ribbon,  Pierre-Auguste Renoir. // A Game of Thrones, Chapter 44, Sansa III.

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister

#sansa stark

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The Margot Robbie Oscars snub except it's Tywin loosing his shit when Aerys doesn't pick Cersei as a daughter in law

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cersei lannister had about 3-5 business days of peace at the end of a game of thrones where it’s like. plan she singlehandedly concocted to murder her abusive terrible husband THE KING goes off without a hitch literally flawless execution most successful kingslaying in westerosi history. rhaegar outfit at his funeral. anyone who suspects foul play is in the dungeon or on her side. coup d’état equally successful. her bastard son installed as ruling king. ned stark in prison about to swear fealty to the lannisters and get ransomed cutting hostilities off at the pass. one stark kid in custody and littlefinger promised to take care of the second one. annoying brothers-in-law scattered to opposite ends of the kingdom away from her away from each other not a problem. lysa arryn doing fuck all. tyrion in enemy custody and not the walls. father and brother going to war for her. also jon arryn who she never liked is dead as a freebie. and then she never came down from this high but can you blame her

#cersei lannister

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eboy aegon universe expanding

#fave #jon connington #young griff

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arthurian dashboard simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous 

🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end 

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples 

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep 

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

✝️ spiritussanctus

actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be

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