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httpjisung · 4 years
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changbin : how much did you spent on this date?
felix : $1400. but all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 dollar a month for the next 2,000 year.
changbin : ...
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httpjisung · 4 years
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Felix : when I have daughter, I'm going to name her Theresa. But it's going to be pronounced as 'There's a'
Jisung : Theresa snake in my boot.
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httpjisung · 4 years
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Changbin : I'm so useless.
Seungmin : nah, you're not.
Seungmin : you can be used as a bad example.
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httpjisung · 4 years
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Jeongin : why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Chan :
Woojin :
Minho : I'm gonna tell him-
Chan : Don't you dare
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httpjisung · 5 years
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chan : tale as old as time-
felix : memes as old as vine
chan : beauty and the-
felix : YEET
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httpjisung · 5 years
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minho : i can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
jisung : in a dating type of way or assassination type of way?
minho : i don't know, surprise me!
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httpjisung · 5 years
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minho : if someone points at your black clothes
minho : and ask whose funeral
minho : look around the room and a casual "haven't decided yet" is always a good response
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jisung : am i ugly?
minho : god made no one ugly <3
jisung : awww thanks b-
minho : who the hell made you tho?
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httpjisung · 5 years
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minho, [is learning english] : what are friends with benefits?
jisung : ...a very special type of friends...
minho : umm...like us?
jisung : *chokes*
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jeongin : daddy, can you past me the salt?
chan : *reaches for the salt*
woojin : *reaches for the salt*
hyunjin : *reaches for the salt*
jisung : and so it begins.
minho : i'm surprised no one threw me across the table this time.
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httpjisung · 5 years
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changbin : i swear i'm not cute/sweet.
changbin : don't call me that.
changbin : i'm evil.
changbin : i'm the shadows in the night.
changbin : FEAR ME!
hyunjin, ruffling changbin's hair : aw CUTE!
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httpjisung · 5 years
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god : felix?
felix : huh?
god : give me the kazoo.
felix : why?
god : because you've been playing side effects on it for 6 hours straight, we need to sleep.
felix : hm...alright... [gives him kazoo]
god : thank you. [leaves]
felix : [looks around] [pulls out another kazoo]
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jisung : i literally just inhale and seungmin will be like-
seungmin : can YOU not!?
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httpjisung · 5 years
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chan : *holds the door open for woojin* after you.
woojin : no, after you.
chan : i insist, after you.
minho : *pushes past both of them* after me.
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jisung : i'm going to sing a song for you.
chan : okay.
jisung : it's called 'my life so far'
chan : i don't thin-
jisung : *inhales and plays a chord*
jisung : *SCREEAAMSS*
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jeongin : i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
chan : believe me, i've thought about it.
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httpjisung · 5 years
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jisung : *gazing out the window peacefully*
chan : do you think he's ok?
woojin : yeah, maybe he's maturing
jisung, whispering : i like big guys, itty bitty guys, mississippi guys-
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