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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

#.......yeah

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

#me crying at work while organising batteries for no reason

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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my internal monologue is plural bc there is the horse and there is the rider. the horse is very very tired all the time and wants to lie down and take a nap and maybe graze in the field with horse friends but the rider sees that there is so much ground to cover and no time or place to rest

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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

#rjefjdjfjejfjdjfj #i feel like John green is holding me at gunpoint #it's a metaphor you see-

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Brennan throwing chocolates to the crowd after BIGGER in London

#that looks like my university campus #but really thats a testament to every location in England looking the same

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I don't know what the fandom crossover is like but I can fix him (no, really, I can) is SO sean and jinnah coded

#i can handle me a dangerous man. no really i can #(maybe she can't.) #candela obscura #circle of needle and thread

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The ADHD urge to not

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Obsessed with Marisha claiming she found out she was doing the ad read five minutes ago, twenty seconds after she admitted that the hot dog costume was ordered online.

#same #she actually had the hot dog costume for something unrelated

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am i allowed to say stuff on here?

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the SPEED with which Laura goes from tee hee just so you know you could always just detonate~ to hey what the fuck do you mean you're going to detonate

there's this moment in the otohan fight where Sam just. closes his eyes. for a good ten seconds. and then he opens them, and picks up his pen, and starts writing things/checking things. and like I went into the episode with spoilers so I got to be like oh, I just watched this man decide to kill his character.

(it's several minutes AFTER that, fun fact, that Laura starts jokingly being like "can't you like choose to detonate?" and it's also after that that matt references the idea of a tpk. he's way ahead of them)

#cr spoilers #bells hells

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there's this moment in the otohan fight where Sam just. closes his eyes. for a good ten seconds. and then he opens them, and picks up his pen, and starts writing things/checking things. and like I went into the episode with spoilers so I got to be like oh, I just watched this man decide to kill his character.

(it's several minutes AFTER that, fun fact, that Laura starts jokingly being like "can't you like choose to detonate?" and it's also after that that matt references the idea of a tpk. he's way ahead of them)

#cr spoilers #bells hells #critical role

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June 6th, 2024: Blackout Day

I've seen a lot of people missing blackouts lately; I can't see a reason not to pick a day and just start doing it again.

It used to be the 6th day of every 3rd month. The next one would be on June 6th.

Why not bring it back?

June 6th, hope I see you there.

#signal boost

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ashley in c3e24

#women.jpg

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from dick jokes to cocktails, grant o'brien's friends are passionate about a lot of things, but the one thing they love above all else is correcting people. this is um, actually: almost true facts about grant anthony o'brien.

<theme music plays>

joining us on today's episode we have <three of grant's friends>, and joining us not as always from the fact-checker room we have grant anthony o'brien himself.

<banter>

in front of me are a stack of incorrect statements, and it's up to you to find out what's wrong, buzz in, and correct me. if you do not start the statement with "um, actually..." I cannot give you the point, and someone else can buzz in and steal that answer from you

#omg.

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VERY funny how everyone on the cast's first reaction to hearing the name Scream Needle was to scream.

that's probably why it's called Scream Needle, yeah

#cr spoilers #bells hells #critical role