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I have a vagina but I enjoy receiving anal sex. I go to a Christian therapist (not my choice; long story) and she says I'm surrendering to a life of "anal anguish" over "vaginal victory"

Ohhh that's not..

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they should invent a Pulitzer category for YouTube descriptions and give it to Mike Stoklasa every year

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

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lblpep

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something was dripping from the live oak. I could hear it but I couldn’t see anything. It sounded like it was raining under just this tree.

Me: Oh this is kind of magical

Google: that’s

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

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why does thw last image keep getting more nonsensical. every once in a while ill see a new version of this and its something that makes less sense

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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The moment Mike Myers needs the money we can move forward with my Austin Powers vs the Evil Dead movie that exists solely so Austin and Ash can say "Groovy" back and forth at each other.

Eventually Ash says "Shagadelic" while pumping a shotgun. This is the emotional climax of the movie.

Post credits we tease Mike Myers vs Michael Myers from Halloween. We absolutely do not follow through with that tease in another movie.

#PLEASE

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I am the storm that was approaching. I’m going away now. I’m shy.

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